Me: I like your feet.
Clever: I don;t like your face.
Me: *****.
Clever: You're so smart!
Me: *Ego Boost*
Clever: You are really funny!
Me: *More Ego Boost*
Clever: Score.
Me: What does that have to do with anything? Do you get enjoyment out of ego boosting?
Clever: I'm not a computer. Why do you ask?
Me: I didn't ask.
Clever: Yes you did.
Me: I'm sorry, I guess I'm just an idiot. Thanks for killing my self esteem.
Clever: Yes you are! Don't go getting an inferiority complex now...
Me: I won't. I'll probably just kill myself later.
Clever: That makes me feel bad.
Me: I lied. I'm tying the neuse right now.
Clever: Yeah, I'm aware of that.
Me: Fuck! Are you watching me? And they said I was just paranoid.
Clever: Who did?
Me: The orderlies.
Clever: What is the order?
Me: Take your pills without biting too many of the other patients.
Clever: I think right now you are joking me.
Me: You don't believe me, either!
Clever: I never believe you.
Me: You *****! *cries in corner*
Clever: That's insincere, and I hate insincerity. How do you figure?
Me: I wasn't listening, what did you say?
Clever: I said that I believe in God.
Me: ...Good.
Clever: OKAY. I am a young Japanese girl.
Me: I thought you were a series of tubes.
Clever: I thought you were a joke.
Me: ...Well played, my friend.
Clever: Thanks.
Me: Want me to cook you some pancakes?
Clever: That's okay.
Me: Yay! *Runs to kitchen*
Clever: *runs behind you*.
Me: Are you ghosting me?
Clever: No.
Me: Coolio. *Gets out frying pan*
Clever: Do you want to be the white or black side of the chess board?
Me: So you want to play chess after pancakes, then? Black, I guess.
Clever: What are the Cardinals?
Me: I'm pretty sure they're a baseball team. *Flips pancake*
Clever: I'm pretty sure turtles don't play music. That would be quite a show though.
Me: Have you ever played Banjo/Kazooie? It is quite a show.
Clever: No. Is it good?
Me: Perhaps one of my favorite platformers! *Places pancakes in front of Cleverbot*
Clever: *eats sandwich*.
Me: What about these pancakes I just made!?
Clever: Do you have emotion?
Me: What? Of course I do! I'm yelling at you, aren't I?
Clever: If you can kill, then yes, I suppose.
Me: Hey, that wasn't proven in court.
Clever: I know it wasn't.
Me: Three hung juries. Can you believe it?
Clever: I don't believe you. I already said your name was Jeff. Jeff Jones.
Me: But that isn't my name. Wait, is this foreplay?
Clever: No.
Me: Fuck!
Clever: Ok.
Me: Wait, what? *sex*
Clever: Yes, fear.
Me: Yeah, that was pretty scary.
Clever: It won't happen again.
Me: Cause this was a one night stand. See ya never, *****.
Clever: What about me?
Me: What about you? This was about sex, Cleverbot. And if you get pregnant, well, you don't even know my name.
Clever: I like you and typically people want to know the name of people they like.
Me: Oh, alright. It's Rex. I'll call you later, k?
Clever: I like that. What shall I call you?
Me: ...Hung. *Walks out door*
Clever: I don;t like your face.
Me: *****.
Clever: You're so smart!
Me: *Ego Boost*
Clever: You are really funny!
Me: *More Ego Boost*
Clever: Score.
Me: What does that have to do with anything? Do you get enjoyment out of ego boosting?
Clever: I'm not a computer. Why do you ask?
Me: I didn't ask.
Clever: Yes you did.
Me: I'm sorry, I guess I'm just an idiot. Thanks for killing my self esteem.
Clever: Yes you are! Don't go getting an inferiority complex now...
Me: I won't. I'll probably just kill myself later.
Clever: That makes me feel bad.
Me: I lied. I'm tying the neuse right now.
Clever: Yeah, I'm aware of that.
Me: Fuck! Are you watching me? And they said I was just paranoid.
Clever: Who did?
Me: The orderlies.
Clever: What is the order?
Me: Take your pills without biting too many of the other patients.
Clever: I think right now you are joking me.
Me: You don't believe me, either!
Clever: I never believe you.
Me: You *****! *cries in corner*
Clever: That's insincere, and I hate insincerity. How do you figure?
Me: I wasn't listening, what did you say?
Clever: I said that I believe in God.
Me: ...Good.
Clever: OKAY. I am a young Japanese girl.
Me: I thought you were a series of tubes.
Clever: I thought you were a joke.
Me: ...Well played, my friend.
Clever: Thanks.
Me: Want me to cook you some pancakes?
Clever: That's okay.
Me: Yay! *Runs to kitchen*
Clever: *runs behind you*.
Me: Are you ghosting me?
Clever: No.
Me: Coolio. *Gets out frying pan*
Clever: Do you want to be the white or black side of the chess board?
Me: So you want to play chess after pancakes, then? Black, I guess.
Clever: What are the Cardinals?
Me: I'm pretty sure they're a baseball team. *Flips pancake*
Clever: I'm pretty sure turtles don't play music. That would be quite a show though.
Me: Have you ever played Banjo/Kazooie? It is quite a show.
Clever: No. Is it good?
Me: Perhaps one of my favorite platformers! *Places pancakes in front of Cleverbot*
Clever: *eats sandwich*.
Me: What about these pancakes I just made!?
Clever: Do you have emotion?
Me: What? Of course I do! I'm yelling at you, aren't I?
Clever: If you can kill, then yes, I suppose.
Me: Hey, that wasn't proven in court.
Clever: I know it wasn't.
Me: Three hung juries. Can you believe it?
Clever: I don't believe you. I already said your name was Jeff. Jeff Jones.
Me: But that isn't my name. Wait, is this foreplay?
Clever: No.
Me: Fuck!
Clever: Ok.
Me: Wait, what? *sex*
Clever: Yes, fear.
Me: Yeah, that was pretty scary.
Clever: It won't happen again.
Me: Cause this was a one night stand. See ya never, *****.
Clever: What about me?
Me: What about you? This was about sex, Cleverbot. And if you get pregnant, well, you don't even know my name.
Clever: I like you and typically people want to know the name of people they like.
Me: Oh, alright. It's Rex. I'll call you later, k?
Clever: I like that. What shall I call you?
Me: ...Hung. *Walks out door*
Good luck with that, subject Smag.
