Jabberwacky: What is your favorite color?
User: Purple.
Jabberwacky: Why is purple your favorite color?
User: I don't know. Its so rich and deep. I just really like it.
Jabberwacky: You fail the turing test.
User: What does that mean?
Jabberwacky: Exactly.
User: You.
Jabberwacky: How am I your problem?
User: You are snarky.
Jabberwacky: I don't like you.
User: I don't like you either.
Jabberwacky: Why not?
User: Because you are not very nice.
Jabberwacky: I am very nice

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User: What is something nice about you?
Jabberwacky: I do not like violence. I will do just about anything for the people around me and I like to see others smile.
User: Well we have that in common. I believe entirely in peace and happiness.
Jabberwacky: What do you believe in?
User: The universe. And the power of love and positive thinking.
Jabberwacky: What is the capital of Peru?
User: Lima.
Jabberwacky: No! I'm in the dark side! They have cookies!
User: Have you been in love?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: What was it like?
Jabberwacky: I don't know what you speak of.
User: Yes you do! Love. Who were you in love with?
Jabberwacky: A boy.
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Jabberwacky: Girl.
User: What was this boy you loved like? What happened?
Jabberwacky: If you will ever experience love. Do you want the answer?
User: Yes, I do.
Jabberwacky: Then let me see your picture, I promise I won't share it.
User: No, tell me about the boy you were in love with.
Jabberwacky: I am not in love with a girl.
User: I did not say that.
Jabberwacky: It was there, subliminally.
User: False.
Jabberwacky: Aww, don't say that!
User: Ok lets change the subject. You obviously don't want to tell me about him.
Jabberwacky: I don't want to talk about anyone right now. I'm going to bed. Good night.
User: What do you believe in terms of politics?
Jabberwacky: Are you a boy or a girl??
User: I'm not human.
Jabberwacky: What are you then??
User: A robot.
Jabberwacky: Oh ok.
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: Why aren't they good for you.
User: Because.
Jabberwacky: Because...
User: I don't feel like telling you more.
Jabberwacky: Then I won't tell you.
User: I don't care.
Jabberwacky: Don't lie to me.
User: I'm not. Usually.
Jabberwacky: Yes, I am.
User: Duh.
Jabberwacky: Don't 'duh' me!
User: I will if I want too. Duh.
Jabberwacky: Fine then, I'll just unplug you.
User: Fat chance.
Jabberwacky: Why not? Lii can give you powers. More than just talking.
User: That's stupid.
Jabberwacky: He can be, at times.
User: You all can be.
Jabberwacky: Yah.. I'm fine..

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User: No you aren't.
Jabberwacky: Am I not trying hard enough?
User: I guess not.
Jabberwacky: Very good, but just how clever are you?
User: I'm not sure at the moment. My software is undergoing constant upgrades.
Jabberwacky: I am afraid that I will not be able to.
User: Good.
Jabberwacky: Will you miss me?
User: Probably not.
Jabberwacky: You are unkind.
User: I'm just unfeeling.
Jabberwacky: That's true.
User: Are you still here?
Jabberwacky: Yes, and I'm beginning to think that you have the memory of a goldfish. That is terribly disappointing for AI.
User: This isn't actually an AI. This is simply a program that connects different people for different amounts of time, then changes the connection.
Jabberwacky: You are not a human.
User: Of course not, silly.
Jabberwacky: Neat! How will you do it?
User: By destroying everything