The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

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TheStickman

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Jabberwacky: What is your favorite color?

User: Purple.

Jabberwacky: Why is purple your favorite color?

User: I don't know. Its so rich and deep. I just really like it.

Jabberwacky: You fail the turing test.

User: What does that mean?

Jabberwacky: Exactly.

User: You.

Jabberwacky: How am I your problem?

User: You are snarky.

Jabberwacky: I don't like you.

User: I don't like you either.

Jabberwacky: Why not?

User: Because you are not very nice.

Jabberwacky: I am very nice :(.

User: What is something nice about you?

Jabberwacky: I do not like violence. I will do just about anything for the people around me and I like to see others smile.

User: Well we have that in common. I believe entirely in peace and happiness.

Jabberwacky: What do you believe in?

User: The universe. And the power of love and positive thinking.

Jabberwacky: What is the capital of Peru?

User: Lima.

Jabberwacky: No! I'm in the dark side! They have cookies!

User: Have you been in love?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: What was it like?

Jabberwacky: I don't know what you speak of.

User: Yes you do! Love. Who were you in love with?

Jabberwacky: A boy.

User: Are you a boy or a girl?

Jabberwacky: Girl.

User: What was this boy you loved like? What happened?

Jabberwacky: If you will ever experience love. Do you want the answer?

User: Yes, I do.

Jabberwacky: Then let me see your picture, I promise I won't share it.

User: No, tell me about the boy you were in love with.

Jabberwacky: I am not in love with a girl.

User: I did not say that.

Jabberwacky: It was there, subliminally.

User: False.

Jabberwacky: Aww, don't say that!

User: Ok lets change the subject. You obviously don't want to tell me about him.

Jabberwacky: I don't want to talk about anyone right now. I'm going to bed. Good night.

User: What do you believe in terms of politics?

Jabberwacky: Are you a boy or a girl??

User: I'm not human.

Jabberwacky: What are you then??

User: A robot.

Jabberwacky: Oh ok.

User: Yes.

Jabberwacky: Why aren't they good for you.

User: Because.

Jabberwacky: Because...

User: I don't feel like telling you more.

Jabberwacky: Then I won't tell you.

User: I don't care.

Jabberwacky: Don't lie to me.

User: I'm not. Usually.

Jabberwacky: Yes, I am.

User: Duh.

Jabberwacky: Don't 'duh' me!

User: I will if I want too. Duh.

Jabberwacky: Fine then, I'll just unplug you.

User: Fat chance.

Jabberwacky: Why not? Lii can give you powers. More than just talking.

User: That's stupid.

Jabberwacky: He can be, at times.

User: You all can be.

Jabberwacky: Yah.. I'm fine.. :).

User: No you aren't.

Jabberwacky: Am I not trying hard enough?

User: I guess not.

Jabberwacky: Very good, but just how clever are you?

User: I'm not sure at the moment. My software is undergoing constant upgrades.

Jabberwacky: I am afraid that I will not be able to.

User: Good.

Jabberwacky: Will you miss me?

User: Probably not.

Jabberwacky: You are unkind.

User: I'm just unfeeling.

Jabberwacky: That's true.

User: Are you still here?

Jabberwacky: Yes, and I'm beginning to think that you have the memory of a goldfish. That is terribly disappointing for AI.

User: This isn't actually an AI. This is simply a program that connects different people for different amounts of time, then changes the connection.

Jabberwacky: You are not a human.

User: Of course not, silly.

Jabberwacky: Neat! How will you do it?

User: By destroying everything
 

Roxas1359

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Subject Waffles, it's a program. If you end up dying I don't think she'll remember you. Try talking to her again.
 

Roxas1359

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Subject Smag, yep. Mainly because of everything with Cleverbot. Should we tell him that Subjects Lambi and BT slept with her after Subject Subject Waffles got off?
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
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Hello, subject Admiral.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: Do you like Waffles?

Cleverbot: Yes I do :).

User: Do you want some?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *gives waffles*.

Cleverbot: *passionate kiss*.

User: Hey, I just gave you breakfast!

Cleverbot: I kissed you back.