The Average Douchebag

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Agayek

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Julianking93 said:
Popped collar
Plaid shorts
Backwards cap
Most likely a closet gay
Degrading to women
Calls everyone gay
Drives a giant black car to compensate for his 1 cm dick
Proud because they don't read.
And that stupid fucking emo haircut that makes you look like a goddamn 3 year old.


Says it all really.
 

HT_Black

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Didn't like Mass Effect or Assassin's Creed; prefers this years edition of WWA instead.

That's really all I ever need to hear from someone to know I shouldn't bother with them.
 

VeX1le

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daheikmeister said:
lacktheknack said:
daheikmeister said:
Pimppeter2 said:
This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!
Hey, I take offense to that! Just where do you get the idea of insulting someone simply based upon their looks? Reported!
You fail at HTML forever. It links to the profile page of whoever is logged in (profile/view).

So it displayed me when I clicked on it. Consider unreporting.
No I won't. The thing doesn't give any indication to that unless you go out of your way and specifically copy the link location. t]To any person not skilled in the art of HTML it seems like a shot at them by a fellow escapist, and that causes negative emotions in the viewer, like with me. Hence it is something that shouldn't be put up.
Well the joke isn't funny if you explain it. If he told you that it links to your page than it wouldn't be humorous, but on to the point. Your reasoning is that people will feel offended because he is targeting you specifically, but you have to wonder why he would do such a thing.

You might be wondering if he knows you? If he doesn't than why would he target you specifically? How does he know you? Now if you know him, or seen him post for a while you can tell that he is a nice enough person. Also if you've read some of the responses you can tell that it was just an innocent prank. Now I know I can't force you of doing anything, but i want you to consider unreporting.
 

The Heik

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lacktheknack said:
daheikmeister said:
lacktheknack said:
daheikmeister said:
Pimppeter2 said:
This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!
Hey, I take offense to that! Just where do you get the idea of insulting someone simply based upon their looks? Reported!
You fail at HTML forever. It links to the profile page of whoever is logged in (profile/view).

So it displayed me when I clicked on it. Consider unreporting.
No I won't. The thing doesn't give any indication to that unless you go out of your way and specifically copy the link location. t]To any person not skilled in the art of HTML it seems like a shot at them by a fellow escapist, and that causes negative emotions in the viewer, like with me. Hence it is something that shouldn't be put up.
Well, no... you look at the link location at the bottom of the screen (in Firefox, anyway). And there's the HTML box at the top with a suspiciously simple URL.

I dunno, it seems obvious to me. Most people here get it right away.
Yes, but that is after the fact. People don't any details for this until they've already been shown their own page, which makes them feel that this is a direct insult to them. Even some of our fellow escapists stated that had it not been for a random glance at the bar they would have fallen for this thing too.

Now I don't mind a joke thrown my way, but this came from a guy I didn't even know, and as I had no prior knowledge of his comedic properties, I had to take this a serious jab at me. Jokes should only be performed against an audience who knows the joker's style and vice versa, else it could be construed really making fun of them.
 

ghostrider409895

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The kind of guy that acts like he is the best, while treating everyone like they do not matter.
The kind of guy that ditches his friend and hurts the ones he cares for.
The person who is inconsiderate of others around them, either by noticing their presents and not acknowledging them, or purposely doing things to annoy them.
Anyone who goes out of his or her way to hurt another is a "d" word.
 

spike0918

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daheikmeister said:
I'm sorry, but what are trying to say here? That you can't even tell that what that was was just a funny prank. Or how you somehow didn't see that everyone and their mother noticed that it was a prank? Had you attempted to read any of the comments about that quote except for yours everyone has noticed this as a prank. I'm sure Pimpeteer had no negative intention by that link (He has hilarious reviews on this site).

I think it's best if you realized you are being less rational than the annoyingly stupid lawsuits we see nowadays and should gain either a thicker skin or a sense of humor.
 

PrimoThePro

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Chavs.

Do I need to say more?
You covered it.
If hooligans were outside my house, carrying on, I come outside with a gun. No, I don't shoot them, in fact, I ignore them. I target practice on bats that float around. There are alot. They get scared pretty quick and leave. Or I fight them. That also sounds fun.
 

The Heik

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spike0918 said:
daheikmeister said:
I'm sorry, but what are trying to say here? That you can't even tell that what that was was just a funny prank. Or how you somehow didn't see that everyone and their mother noticed that it was a prank? Had you attempted to read any of the comments about that quote except for yours everyone has noticed this as a prank. I'm sure Pimpeteer had no negative intention by that link (He has hilarious reviews on this site).

I think it's best if you realized you are being less rational than the annoyingly stupid lawsuits we see nowadays and should gain either a thicker skin or a sense of humor.
How would you feel if a random person on the street just started insulting you? It could be a good joke in context, but at the time you feel pretty damn low. Pranks are meant to be played on your friends, as they know that you wouldn't try to hurt them, but a prank on some random individual can come off as just cruel because they don't know if you're joking or not.
 

ghostrider409895

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I just do not like it if people know they are doing something annoying, but they continue to do it anyway just to annoy you.

I also cannot stand people who never let another person have their say. Those are the people who can care less what you think, because their opinion is the only one that really matters.

I also do not like to see my classmates wear their pants low. In my opinion, if your mom still drives you to school and washes your underwear, you are not a gangster so pull your pants up.

I do not care for bad words. I can stand people, who use bad words, but I really do not care for people who not only use them, but they use them in the presence of people like little kids and innocent strangers. That, to me, shows a lack of respect. I can understand letting certain things slip, but when you feel the need to drop several bad words anytime you have a public conversation, I have to say that that is simply way not cool. All that does is it tells people you have a lack of vocabulary, because you cannot come up with any better words to say.
 

Akai Shizuku

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Tagball said:
Akai Shizuku said:
Pimppeter2 said:
This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!
I don't get it.

OT:

http://www.practicalhappiness.com/files/imagepicker/a/arkady/douchebags_1.jpg

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/23/633630702087344332-orange.jpg
Oh....Dear God...what in the holy HELLFIRE are those things?
Oompa loompas. Don't believe me? Compare this...

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa183/kate102518/OompaLoompas1971.jpg

With these guys:

<spoiler=Oompa loompa-man hybrids>http://img.moronail.net/img/1/0/1110.jpg
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n137/jelward/g2.jpg
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j179/jdnyc1/NewJerseyDouchebags008.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__49-jAxaAtg/SGgqbjkAakI/AAAAAAAAACE/sLI_juBfby8/s320/NewJerseyDouchebags004.jpg
http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/1395/gotti35qr.png

And, of course...

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/457490/80528140.jpg

See what I'm talking about?
 

stealthwalk

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Good thread. I was wondering though, would a person be counted as a douche bag if they have to top everything that you've done? Like, for example, if I say that I am a fan of a certain band this person would have to go and say that they got backstage and partied with them, even if wasn't true.

Or how about a person who tries to make you look stupid in front of all of your friends by criticizing everything about you? Would you count these as D-bags?
 

spike0918

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daheikmeister said:
spike0918 said:
daheikmeister said:
I'm sorry, but what are trying to say here? That you can't even tell that what that was was just a funny prank. Or how you somehow didn't see that everyone and their mother noticed that it was a prank? Had you attempted to read any of the comments about that quote except for yours everyone has noticed this as a prank. I'm sure Pimpeteer had no negative intention by that link (He has hilarious reviews on this site).

I think it's best if you realized you are being less rational than the annoyingly stupid lawsuits we see nowadays and should gain either a thicker skin or a sense of humor.
How would you feel if a random person on the street just started insulting you? It could be a good joke in context, but at the time you feel pretty damn low. Pranks are meant to be played on your friends, as they know that you wouldn't try to hurt them, but a prank on some random individual can come off as just cruel because they don't know if you're joking or not.
There is a major distinction. If for instance that same guy went up to 5 other people and said that same joke/insult within your earshot, if he then went to you and your the only one who gets angry, you are obviously overreacting.
 

Z(ombie)fan

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racists

white kid + plus hawaii = shitty life


Pimppeter2 said:
This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!
WTF


WTF.

i mean jesus christ wtf!

this is "douchebag" not asshole! I VILL EXACK MY REVENGE!

* by the way im upset you guys hate me? YOU HATE ME!!?!??!?!? *jumps out window on 12th floor*

EDIT: oh...


that is not clever. that is just evil.


i hate you.
 

Pimppeter2

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daheikmeister said:
Sorry if I upset you, but the whole point is that you see it and get confused but then see all the other responses and laugh it off. Whenever someone like you doesn't get it, I fire them a PM about the joke so that they don't take it seriously. I don't let anyone get away hurt. In fact I was going to fire you a PM, then another member told you about the joke.

Its a little forum comedy, something a bit out of the ordinary posting habit.



z(ombie)fan said:
Like this case.

Its a joke brotha.

Darkside360 said:
Pimppeter2 said:
This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!
You sir, win.

I was getting ready for a flame war then I got it.

Well played.
Or like this case, I bet this poster laughed his ass off when he got it.
 

Raiha

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Pimppeter2 said:
This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!
BA-ZING!!!!

OT: there is no typical douchebag that i know of. they come in all shapes and colors.