The Average Douchebag

[beardface14]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

EDIT: Sorry for the thread hi-jack. Didn't expect 40+ quotes. Still, it was pretty funny. Days like this is why I love the Escapist.

What the...that's me!

 

[Deleted]

Spoiler: You'll never look at this guy the same again

 

[Arikarin Aririkamei]

Exactly the same as the OP, but with much more swearing and the word 'bruv' thrown in, god I fucking hate chavs. The also like to think they're hard, which is quite funny to watch.

 

[Private Custard]

You people claim others are jerks... But you are the jerks.

Compare and contrast.

Me - I work a full time job and pay my taxes. I obey the law. I'm pleasant to people, even strangers. I hold doors open for women. I like puppies. From what I gather from the users of this site, a high percentage will hold the same sort of values.

Chavs - Probably violent, probably carrying a knife. Swagger about like they own the place, even though their ASBO says they shouldn't be in that place. Generally out of work and claiming any benefits they can (which my taxes are paying for). No respect for anyone. Loutish. I.Q of a peanut. Probably a father (because birth control is pointless in their world).

You seem to be suffering from total logic failure, if you still stand by what I've quoted of your post.

You do not grasp logic.

I am logic.

So you're just having a bit of an off day then!

 

[Stone Wera]

Homophobic, just repeats his insults 50 times over, big mouth with no balls to back it up, afraid to try to hit someone smaller than him (A.K.A. me), says "wow" completely out of context in sarcastic fashion. I've had close encounters of the regretable kind with the described tool.

 

[Darth_Dude]

I find it ironic, that you spelt genius wrong. Before you start insulting people, check your spelling.

What makes you think I was trying to insult you? It was just a sardonic remark regarding the current state of things, that's all. Because you have to admit, there's quite the proliferation going on regarding what's "awesome", "epic" and "win". Hence my remark.

So it's nothing against you in particular. As for my spelling:

1. Despite the fact that im rather good at english in general, it's not my native tounge and for the most part of my days I have to pay respects to a completely different set of spelling and grammatical rules than the english ones, explaining why certain slip-ups tend to sneak in.

2. I noticed the spelling like a second after I posted the message in question but I just can't be bothered to rectify such things on a messageboard. It's not like im writing an essay in language or anything, thus my priority in regards to making sure that every single post is fully spell-checked tends to be quite low. If you can't live with that and have trouble understanding what it is im writing, then tough shit. I don't really feel a pressing urge to change my habits just so you'll find me compliant, as im quite sure you can understand. (I wouldn't expect you to do it had the situation been reversed)

In any case, it wasn't meant as an insult to begin with so there's no need to get snippy. But as a sidenote: im quite sure you wouldn't have stooped to the level of remarking upon spelling if you hadn't interpreted it as an insult would you?

Yeah you're right, people to tend to overuse words like that. Including me.

Anyways, it was late at night when I typed the message, I was sleepy and tired.
And yes, I normally wouldn't point out people's spelling errors. My bad.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

How about the majority of the world population, am I right? Eh? Eh?

Spoiler: You'll never look at this guy the same again

Funniest thing I've seen all day, besides the profile link.

 

[KosherGreenBean]

I live in Fresno...there you go. We have gangsters here.

 

[Allstar309]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

EDIT: Sorry for the thread hi-jack. Didn't expect 40+ quotes. Still, it was pretty funny. Days like this is why I love the Escapist.

I don't get it?

 

[Srdjan]

Polyester tracksuit, Air Max, fake branded sunglasses, IQ of a room temperature when is cold.

 

[NewGeekPhilosopher]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

EDIT: Sorry for the thread hi-jack. Didn't expect 40+ quotes. Still, it was pretty funny. Days like this is why I love the Escapist.

But... but...

ToT I never knew you saw me in that light!

 

[Pimppeter2]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

EDIT: Sorry for the thread hi-jack. Didn't expect 40+ quotes. Still, it was pretty funny. Days like this is why I love the Escapist.

What the...that's me!

Haha, it links back to the User who clicks its profile page.

Anyways, fellow scrubs fan?

 

[SnipErlite]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

I expected this, but I'm just here to quote you once more. I figured 40 or whatever wasn't enough.

OT: Erm general chavs really. Lots of hoodies.

 

[rex922]

i just hate anyone hurting the people around them
and those who think with their fists

 

[Josh123914]

i just hate anyone hurting the people around them
and those who think with their fists

your avatar will haunt my dreams forever