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Admiral Stukov

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Nikki Fallingstar said:
... That'd be pages! Like... 50! You're cute. Thinking you can help the train wreck that's me!
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Think you are a train wreck? I can barely read my own handwriting. And all my notebooks have coffee stains. >_>
 
Nikki Fallingstar

Nikki Fallingstar

Burning Heretics
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Admiral Stukov said:
Nikki Fallingstar said:
... That'd be pages! Like... 50! You're cute. Thinking you can help the train wreck that's me!
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Think you are a train wreck? I can barely read my own handwriting. And all my notebooks have coffee stains. >_>
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Same sans the stains.
 
Solo-Wing

Solo-Wing

Wanna have a bad time?
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HOLY SHIT SOME OF THESE ARE BAD

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
 
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X10J

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Nikki Fallingstar said:
X10J said:
Nikki Fallingstar said:
X10J said:
Basically, telling someone what to write and having them write it for you.
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No possible. Same thing. Can't dictate it unless they were willing to listen to a lot of random crap in between the actual juice.
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You could try free writing and then looking through your pages for "the juice".
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... That'd be pages! Like... 50! You're cute. Thinking you can help the train wreck that's me!
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In order: Oh; yup; Helpful is my nature.
 
Solo-Wing

Solo-Wing

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Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

XDDDDDDDDDD
 
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X10J

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Admiral Stukov said:
X10J said:
God's an ass?
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No, the entire universe is. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murphy%27s_law]

[sub][sub]Besides, I'm an atheist.[/sub][/sub]
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Ahh yes, Murphy's law clearly states "You will find your perfect woman, and she will be a lesbian."

And that, is why you're banned.

Also: Athios be praised.
 
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