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I like eyes... They're the first thing I notice about people and that's one thing I can draw well. It's also simple, easy to understand, and most striking.Admiral Stukov said:
I like eyes. Don't ruin that for me.
So... That's Novinity in a nutshell.
Today, I went to get a condom because my girlfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML
Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML
Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML
Oh, I wouldn't ruin eyes for you.Nikki Fallingstar said:
I like eyes. Especially grey eyes.
And green as second.
Hey! I have one! Sigh...Solo-Wing said:
I'm saying that to everyone else... And thanks!Admiral Stukov said:
Today, I was at my girlfriends house with just me and her. Things began to get heated and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
*bows* Still just speaking my mind.Nikki Fallingstar said:
I like unusual eye colours. My own actually varies slightly.
Mine varies between steel grey and light blue. Most of the time they're grey with a blue tint.Nikki Fallingstar said:
Sort of like bare steel with a thin coat of ice I guess.
Mine's a dark emerald green normally and a very... Cat's grey sometimes. I don't know how to explain it.Admiral Stukov said:
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
Today, while reading some chemistry notes I came across the term "solid water". Completely stumped, I asked myself, "What the hell is solid water?" Then I heard my little cousin say "ice." I'm a 4th year science major in university. He still checks the closet for monsters. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I was setting up my laptop's fingerprint scanner. It worked, but in the name of science, I decided to put my penis on it to see if it could recognize it. When I was trying to login via my penis print, my mom walked in. FML
Today, while reading some chemistry notes I came across the term "solid water". Completely stumped, I asked myself, "What the hell is solid water?" Then I heard my little cousin say "ice." I'm a 4th year science major in university. He still checks the closet for monsters. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I was setting up my laptop's fingerprint scanner. It worked, but in the name of science, I decided to put my penis on it to see if it could recognize it. When I was trying to login via my penis print, my mom walked in. FML
So... your eyes vary between my two favorite eyecolours.Nikki Fallingstar said:
[sub]"You will find your perfect woman, and she will be a lesbian." Yes indeed[/sub]
Sorry. But we can be friends. I might even be willing to show you myself... Naked.Admiral Stukov said:
Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us's eyes met mine. I mouthed, "Sorry." and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
XDDDDDDDDD
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
XDDDDDDDDD
Are you actually trying to get me to take a cold shower?Nikki Fallingstar said:
[sub]For at this rate, I'll need one before long.[/sub]
Edit: Oh look, I just got the Neo badge. :3