One of the ones in my high school.X10J said:
Only if you want me too. Just because I'm a lesbian doesn't mean I can't... Make you feel weird. *wink* It's just for fun!Admiral Stukov said:
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Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I got a call from the hospital that my girlfriend was in the ER. When I arrived at the hospital they told me that she had a heart attack while making love. FML
Today, I got a call from the hospital that my girlfriend was in the ER. When I arrived at the hospital they told me that she had a heart attack while making love. FML
*Sniffle* But you didn't say that... But not really. He was a good guy... Super funny.X10J said:
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend who had just been awakened by her own fart. FML
Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML
Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML
You do realize that if I come out there that I'll drag you shopping, right?Admiral Stukov said:
Cooooooo! *hug* First thing you have to learn about me is that I'm a hugger!Admiral Stukov said:
Nighty-night!Solo-Wing said:
Good! I might forget to watch clothes... Sorry in advance.Admiral Stukov said:
Would you?X10J said:
I don't see any problem with that, that just means more hugs for me!Nikki Fallingstar said: