Everyone usually gets away from me, it takes a lot of energy for me to not go nuclear and bust some heads and I can't usually think of anything witty to say fast enough. I can come up with real zingers occasionally but most of the time they come too late.
The bastard that got away
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that happens to me at school all the time. I just smile and take it like a jackass.
But this one kid would not stop bothering me. of course I couldn't retaliate because he was always near teachers who couldn't hear us, but would stop me if I did anything. But when my chance came, I took it.
Lets just say one day in lunch, I nearly passed out laughing. We did some "special" to his lunch.
it takes a LOT to REALLY piss me off, but if you do really piss me off, I'll get you back one way or another
But this one kid would not stop bothering me. of course I couldn't retaliate because he was always near teachers who couldn't hear us, but would stop me if I did anything. But when my chance came, I took it.
Lets just say one day in lunch, I nearly passed out laughing. We did some "special" to his lunch.
it takes a LOT to REALLY piss me off, but if you do really piss me off, I'll get you back one way or another
I have a beard, or well at least I did before I cut it down to stubble a couple days back. Medium length hair (head hair) too.
So I meet my friend at the cinema, he tells me these girls have been making gestures at him so he has been pretending to text people so they'd leave him alone. These girls are in Subway behind some glass so I guess they feel safe despite there being a door next to their seat, they are flanked by a couple of dudes that didn't look like much use in a fight. Anyway, I look and the tubby blonde does this chest beating thing which I assumed meant some kind of hairy ape insult (I aren't particularly hairy, I just looked like a biker at the time). I figured she was an idiot who used racist taunts against guys with beards, not having the intelligence to see it made little sense, especially seen as I could have trampled her boyfriend there.
But I wasn't going to be provoked so I said to my friend 'lets move on' and we walked out of their sight to wait for the others. After about 20 yards I realized I could have just turned around and done a 'Capital D' belly gesture (no offence to the chubby OP here). That would have just crushed her, I couldn't believe I missed such a simple opportunity. Especially seen as her male friends wouldn't have dared to come within 10 feet of me.
The bastard that got away.
So I meet my friend at the cinema, he tells me these girls have been making gestures at him so he has been pretending to text people so they'd leave him alone. These girls are in Subway behind some glass so I guess they feel safe despite there being a door next to their seat, they are flanked by a couple of dudes that didn't look like much use in a fight. Anyway, I look and the tubby blonde does this chest beating thing which I assumed meant some kind of hairy ape insult (I aren't particularly hairy, I just looked like a biker at the time). I figured she was an idiot who used racist taunts against guys with beards, not having the intelligence to see it made little sense, especially seen as I could have trampled her boyfriend there.
But I wasn't going to be provoked so I said to my friend 'lets move on' and we walked out of their sight to wait for the others. After about 20 yards I realized I could have just turned around and done a 'Capital D' belly gesture (no offence to the chubby OP here). That would have just crushed her, I couldn't believe I missed such a simple opportunity. Especially seen as her male friends wouldn't have dared to come within 10 feet of me.
The bastard that got away.
I have another story where there was these girls who just tormented me all the damn time. I'm not the strongest person, but I can throw a decent punch and can take a lot of abuse (my friends and I box and I'm one of the last ones standing... or wobbleing, whatever works)
But I couldn't do anything, because they were girls and their boyfriends together could probably hurt me pretty bad.
it was funny too, they never taunted me when their boyfriends weren't around.
They were whores too, the whole school knew it, and I could have just crushed them emotionally. But then I would have three guys attacking me and that isn't something I would want.
The bastards that got away
of course my other story of where I got the guy back always makes me feel better
But I couldn't do anything, because they were girls and their boyfriends together could probably hurt me pretty bad.
it was funny too, they never taunted me when their boyfriends weren't around.
They were whores too, the whole school knew it, and I could have just crushed them emotionally. But then I would have three guys attacking me and that isn't something I would want.
The bastards that got away
of course my other story of where I got the guy back always makes me feel better
I let pretty much anyone do or say whatever they want to me, until it all builds up and I just explode on whoever was unlucky enough to be a prick to me at that exact moment.
1. i am asian
2. im fat.
3.most are racist.
4.im starting to lose weight.
okay this bastard started picking on me since the sixth grade. the ***** is a kiss up and well its been okay i could never understand why his sense of humor consisted of your momma joke. he would hit me calling me a fatass asian boy and well repeats the word Taiwan ***** for some reason.but now im in the 10th grade and the ***** is still immature enough to piss me off. well actually i need a solution to how to get even.
2. im fat.
3.most are racist.
4.im starting to lose weight.
okay this bastard started picking on me since the sixth grade. the ***** is a kiss up and well its been okay i could never understand why his sense of humor consisted of your momma joke. he would hit me calling me a fatass asian boy and well repeats the word Taiwan ***** for some reason.but now im in the 10th grade and the ***** is still immature enough to piss me off. well actually i need a solution to how to get even.
I think Hitler had that same basic school of thought as well...george144 said:
As for the topic i cant contribute as i rarely ever get legitimately mad.
Well, hmm. There were two guys who attacked my friend and I years ago. One of them, I was able to shout at over the phone. It wasn't great, but it was something. The other guy, who did most of the damage, I never even saw again. Good in some ways, because I'd never want to, but I would have liked to at least verbally abuse him! He wasn't even punished by the police.
This topic is really interesting
As for me I've probably had a bunch that have gotten away, but I can't remember, but I do come up with the perfect comeback like a couple hours later when I'm thinking about what happened. Like on Seinfeld.
As for me I've probably had a bunch that have gotten away, but I can't remember, but I do come up with the perfect comeback like a couple hours later when I'm thinking about what happened. Like on Seinfeld.
Screw the job I'd beat that woman till she integrated into the carpet. Don't take crap from people like that. Say politely that She's not being respectful and that if she has a rude comment to keep it to herself. There's tons of ways you could have told her off without getting fired.
