The Beginner's Guide to Being an Evil Overlord

[Oneirius]

We all know the lists. The lists are very cool.
Now it's time to put all this knowledge into use.

You are an Evil Overlord. You may be a mad scientist, a sorcerer, the leader of a nice little orwellian disutopia.

What is your plan to taking over the world?

Most creative plan wins the poster a muffin.
An evil muffin OF DOOM.

 

[dontworryaboutit]

There's a book about this.

It's called How To Be A Villain.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

I choose option 4: Supreme Psychopathic Badass. I, in essence, institute a one-man reign of terror across the world by means of wreaking chaos and destruction in every major population centre, killing millions with acts of arson, murder and so on, releasing lethal diseases and employing military-grade weapons against the general populace. Eventually, the governments of the world will surrender and I can rule, supreme above all.

 

[Sevre]

Attack the Pentagon and blame Russia and watch the world crumble.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Attack the Pentagon and blame Russia and watch the world crumble.

Or how about: Attack Russia and blame the Pentagon and watch the world crumble.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Play EVIL GENIUS

EVIL GENIUS IS AWESOME

On Steam now for $10.

Get it, play it, BE IT

Woah, instinctive adversiting.

It's Kay, though, the company went under years back.

RIP elixar

 

[The Inquisitive Mug]

Just promise infinite cookie for obedience=win=cookie domination,all hail!

But what would happen if the proletariat gathered up all of the cookies you dispensed and then became self-reliant, using them as leverage on the rest of the populous to gain control of the cookie means of production?

 

[Pandalisk]

Just play Overlord 1 or 2, i thought this would be a thread about that game, How saddening

 

[Oneirius]

I think there is a secret race of alien Cookie People who have manipulated the progress of humanity for the last six thousand years. Stonehenge? It's broken. It was originally a cookie shaped monument built by the enslaved humans.

 

[John Smyth]

1.Get Sir Mark Thatcher to invest in myself some money
2.Invade a small African country no one will miss
3.Build up a base of operations, stabilise nations economy, impose totalitarian police state
4.Use money generated from trade to finance similar operations around the globe
5.Each location taken is apparently controlled by a separate group to maintain the appearance of being less of a threat
6.????
7.Profit

 

[John Smyth]

Play EVIL GENIUS

EVIL GENIUS IS AWESOME

On Steam now for $10.

Get it, play it, BE IT

Woah, instinctive adversiting.

It's Kay, though, the company went under years back.

RIP elixar

I loved that game!

when it came out I borrowed it from a friend. Wait a second... there we are brought it on steam

 

[Loafers]

1. Make minions do stereotypical evil things

2. Stop hiding the master key to my super lair in the dungeon, or stop hiding the tool
required to destroy me and/or navigate through said super lair.

3. Victory!

 

[Datalord]

Go plant bombs in russia, leaving an american flag at the scene of the crime, same thing in america only different flag, go around the world instigating war, while warmongering for profits, then slowly build your own secret private army, then when peace is reached after 10 years of war, with all countries almost completely destroyed by the others, spring into action with your own army, and just take over


That, or invent the ACU from supreme commander and just kick ass

 

[DigitalSushi]

Firstly i'd syphon off goverment slush found to train the people's republic of Sushonia to be experts at Rock Paper Scissors, after the UN and NATO tries to investigate my country I would challenge them to a mass Rock Paper Scissor contest... people from from all nations would line the streets to be crowned King of Rock paper scissors but all would crumble at the might of the standing RPS army of Sushonia.

Also i'd build a wall around the perimeter of Sushonia that is exactly 67 cm high, because if any other nation would try to invade with 10,000 soldiers during the night the collective sound of 10,000 infantry tripping over a 67cm would wake everyone up thinking "HEY THAT SOUNDS LIKE 10,000 ARMY MEN TIPPING OVER OUR BORDER!". The amount of time for any opposing nation to get up and put bandages on the knees of 10,000 would allow my people to ready the forces!.

Upon clashing the battle would be switfly won by Sushonia, since we know our enemies weakspots!, BRUISED KNEES!

 

[Seydaman]

i choose to be...a ninja..the rest is self explanatory

 

[ace_of_something]

I believe you can get your start

[a href=http://www.villainsource.com/] Right here, at villain source[/a] formerly villain supply.

 

[1ronJ4m]

I would start by blowing up the Internet Headquarters. The world would fall into chaos and anarchy. Then I'd make my own IHQ, and all people would obey me in return for the internets.

Flawless victory.