The best way to kill a person? (virtual or real)

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Sovvolf

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Using a AI AW SA 60 sniper rifle I would just split the skull into 8 separate parts from two towns over. Seriously that sniper rifle can shot accurately through a tank from two miles away... by the time they find out were the shot came from I'd be long gone.
 

The_ModeRazor

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Nieroshai said:
From behind, with a spring-loaded dagger.
Edit: people are being obnoxiously picky about this topic.
It's because killing people really isn't a socially acceptable thing.
Unless you have a license to kill, of course.
I'd say there's a cookie waiting for the reference, but I'm not in a generous mood right nao.
 

Kollega

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Describe in all details how you are going to kill them. Then kiss them in front of 6 billion people. They're gonna die out of sheer embarrasment.

Backup plan is RYNO. Quick,clean,no chance of return.

Backup backup plan is hurling them into the sun. Always works.
 

zerzxes

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how i kill them is insignificant, the important thing is to choose wich body-part to use as topping for my new pizza.
 

Fortune55

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ae86gamer said:
Use the Pear of Anguish. Seriously, thats what its called.
Wow, and I wonder to myself why don't we use that kind of stuff today. Only on the mouth though I would never torture another human being with its other use
 

chronobreak

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The reason people are "touchy" about the thread is it doesn't really promote much discussion, just asks people to list things, and the discussion is does provide is juvenile/psychopathic in nature and does not give a good face to The Escapist in the internet community.
 

zerzxes

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Xvito said:
I'd say that the most efficient way of killing someone would be to stop their heart from beating.
you have to remove the head or destroy the brain! duhh

Housebroken Lunatic said:
With a spoon...
prefarbly with that yes
 

Feralbreed

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Christemo said:
fix-the-spade said:
Leave them in a room nothing but a stereo and some Celine Dion cd's.
let me make that 1 WAYYY more evil. leave them in a room with nothing but a stereo and some CD´s from Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, High School Musical and Basshunter.
No mass murdering tools please. We we're talking about killing one person, a single room cannot contain all that.
 

feather240

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1.Throw ground up glass in his eyes. If you want a more convenient way hollow out an egg and put the glass inside for a powder bomb. Just like a ninja (This has happened and it feels like a fire is burning your face whenever you try to move.)

2.Take the nearest book shelf, chair, shelf, ect. and drop it on them.

3. Bludgeon them with a heavy object. I recommend a curtain pole as it's heavy enough to get the job done, but still light enough for your frail hands.

4.Repeat step three until they stop moving.

5. Repeat step three a couple more times.

6. Enjoy a hot cup of warm coca and a cookie.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cacao-pod-k4636-14.jpg

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7.Hide this post so self righteous people don't say video games cause violence.
 

Straitjacketeering

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peduncle said:
this only works for a guy...

Tie them up, naked, and cut off their penis and make them bleed to death... it will take a while but be sooooo worth it
You have to hang them upside down or they will pass out from the pain, they'll die of blood loss and stay awake for the whole thing if they are upside down.
 

Monshroud

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I think the OP needs to clarify. Are we just talking about best as in easiest? Do we want grusome? Do we want the victim to suffer greatly for our amusement?