The best way to kill a person? (virtual or real)

[CastIronWin]

watch the TV series DEXTER
thats all about killing people in the most efficient way and also doing it without getting caught.

 

[fangoram]

glass ground to a powder then put it in their food. it slices the cilia off the cells of the digestive tract preventing the ability to absorb nutrients. they starve to death while eating normally. The things your high school teachers tell you

 

[You_have_a_name]

first you shove drill up their dick and turn it on destroying their penis, then take their balls shove them down their own mouth. Then cut their belly open and leave them in a pool off their own blood while rabid dogs feed on the bloody mess which was once their dick (they may die half way through this but oh well)

 

[Sethzard]

watch the TV series DEXTER
thats all about killing people in the most efficient way and also doing it without getting caught.

Not the most gruesome of ways.
My chosen method
Pluck out each hair individually
Rip off their nails and pour battery acid on the now exposed area
Strip them naked
Whip them naked through the streets of aberdeen
Rip off an arm then beat them with it
Fully castrate them with blunt instruments#
Ensure they won't bleed out
Ram the spike of a wind vein in a public place up their rectum
Leave them to starve there

 

[Scizophrenic Llama]

Around 30 seconds of this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0] will easily subdue them.

Other than that, considering the person, the most ironic way for them to die would always be the best.

 

[Owlgravy]

Beating the target to death with a possum whilst screaming at an old lady.
They'll either die from brain damage or embarrassment.

 

[CastIronWin]

have you seen the third series of DEXTER with 'the skinner'
flaying people is pretty gruesome.

 

[AvsJoe]

Pulling out the knives and going to work an your target. I'm leaving my answer vague because there is no one true greatest way to kill someone; everyone has a different view as to what the best way is.

 

[TheBarefootBandit]

Make them swallow a small nuclear device, then watch from a safe distance.

I was thinking a live grenade in their pocket once I've snuck off with their caps

 

[etherlance]

Tie a guy to the floor and strip naked then position either a sand paper machine of a food blender (according to your own preference) about 2-3 inches above his dick (reposition according to his size)

then give him a shot of viagra and laugh as his dick slowly erects one last time into the blender

P.S
if the guy has not yet bled to death, feel free to scoop his "cock smoothie" up into a cup and feed it to him


as for the girls......you know what?
just slap the ***** and unload a shotgun shell into her guts.

not very creative, I know but in all honesty girls waste some much of your time with their incesant nagging that I feel they don't deserve anymore of our time being wasted on how to kill them.

 

[TheHitcher]

Anything out of Gears of War or [PROTOTYPE]

Actually, I'mma go for Gears of War. Curb stomping, hitting someone with the handle of a weapon, or just beating them to death never get old.

Some of the above posts are just plain wrong...

Edit: Oh, Death Proof style! *thinks of film ending*

 

[Ekonk]

Nothing. Only complete psychopaths kill people. Not to mention enjoy it.

This thread is filled with psycho's, I see.

 

[andrat]

Knife + heart = dead.

Any questions?

 

[Booze Zombie]

Crossbow with cynanide tipped bolts... to the head.

 

[Zildjin81]

Subtly.

 

[Jamis]

Hemokenesis. Blood telekenesis. Now rip someones blood from them. Ta-da?

 

[Jedoro]

000 Buckshot to the chest, maybe multiple shells to be safe. I have yet to hear of a method to trace buckshot back to a specific weapon

 

[DrunkWithPower]

A witty saying and a long, drawn out explaination to why I'm doing this and how I'm going to do it. If a cape crusader doesn't stop me then I shoot them.

 

[Mr. Tibbles]

For those of you who have not killed anyone before; it is not a fun thing.

This is not a discussion that should be had on The Escapist.

 

[Craig FTW]

You can glue a jar of rats to his face and start heating the other end of the jar so that the rats has to eat their way out through his face

Again, sneak up behind them and debone them then take their skins. It's a tried and tested way that has worked 95% of the time for me.

Again, sneak up behind them and debone them then take their skins. It's a tried and tested way that has worked 95% of the time for me.

I'd have everyone they love watch them die and force them to jeer at them while i beat them senseless.
Or cut them witha knife and watch them bleed to death.