The best way to kill a person? (virtual or real)

[Baldry]

Lets go for zee force, choke them and while that happens break each finger and slowly crack there arms back until I crush them into a small ball then LIGHTNING!!!!

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Make them swallow a small nuclear device, then watch from a safe distance.

I was thinking a live grenade in their pocket once I've snuck off with their caps

Ahaha, I detect a Fallout 3 reference!

 

[Sgtkillalot0]

And so I say (please don't be posted already) shooting them

 

[Sgtkillalot0]

Lets go for zee force, choke them and while that happens break each finger and slowly crack there arms back until I crush them into a small ball then LIGHTNING!!!!

And that's how the WunderWaffe was made...

EDIT: Aw crap double post sorry...

 

[Skeleon]

Virtual? Shoot them in the nuts until they fall over.
Real? I dunno, I don't intend to kill anybody so I'm not really thinking about it.
But I heard a story once about a guy killing another person with a weapon made of ice that he melted afterwards, that sounds pretty awesome.

 

[joshicle09]

just copy all the grab attacks from god of war
e.g ripping of there arm and impaling them with it... or just slam there head in a door

 

[RanD00M]

Use the Pear of Anguish. Seriously, thats what its called.

[small]I'm warning you now... The uses for it are rather grim.[/small]

You just had to say the Pear of Anguish.Din´t you?

OT.Sneak up in them.Rip out they're spine.Beat them to death with it.

 

[Spitfire175]

This has nothing to do with taking care of the mess and consequenses, so I'm gonna go for a rifle. In .308.

 

[The Riff]

Bullet to the brain, or bullet to the chest, or decapitation.

 

[Baldry]

Lets go for zee force, choke them and while that happens break each finger and slowly crack there arms back until I crush them into a small ball then LIGHTNING!!!!

And that's how the WunderWaffe was made...

EDIT: Aw crap double post sorry...

Yeah but the Wunderwaffle just isn't as satisfying as using your bare hands.....thougrh the force, we could always use a monkey bomb while distracted bowie knife in the head

 

[Hazy]

From a distance.

I shall say no more.

 

[red the fister]

a modified guillotine. instead of decapitation the blade cleaves THROUGH the head, top down(duh), at about the the ears. and for a better visual you're SITTING UP!!!!

edit: i think this would solve the real and supposed problems of lethal injection... how long can a brain live after being bisected from ear to ear?

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

Death by sno sno

All jokes aside, reading threads like this always disturbs me beyond reason, some of you are fucked in the head.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

a gillotine works usually. if not i try fire

 

[ghostsprite9]

Is it having Gordon Brown discussing carpet samples with someone...thus boring them to death.

no man no anything but that, i would rather suffocate on my own tongue that listen to that

 

[red the fister]

Nothing. Only complete psychopaths kill people. Not to mention enjoy it.

This thread is filled with psycho's, I see.

i will never claim to not be one. but i likes me "freedom" a bit to much.....

 

[leetcareface]

I've always been a fan of jumping on people.

 

[AdmanUK]

Skin them then feed them their skin in soup form. yummy