The best way to kill a person? (virtual or real)

[Hooded-hyena]

Dear god, I dont want a pear inserted into my vay-jay-jay! D:!
Anyways, Like in the movie Fargo, put the person into a tree chipper. Works wonders if you can get him to keep quiet.
Or assualt a women and rip all her hair out and cut her toes off. Speghetii!

 

[v3n0mat3]

Magic Missle!

 

[EeveeElectro]

You asking for advice or suggestions?

Piano wire. I'm sure it was used in Ghost ship.

 

[jboking]

It has been well established that the best way to kill a person is with an ice cycle that will melt if left where you killed the person. They will never find you

cookies for reference, because I can't remember where it started.

 

[Stebay88]

Did each individual body part into a vat of liquid nitrogen and then break it until they are just a heart and brain-try to keep them alive this way, a Russian scientist managed it with a dog head, tubes, a blood reservoir and an oxegenator (like in a fish tank)

Wasn't that used in Crank 2 High Voltage near the end. A guy who died in the first one had his head kept alive by his brother.

I've always wanted to snap a neck.
In movies they make it look so easy
Wonder if i is?!?!

 

[Stebay88]

You asking for advice or suggestions?

Piano wire. I'm sure it was used in Ghost ship.

No not advice.
Well........
Just what you'd think would be the best way to kill a person if you had the choice or snapped one day after learning the escapist was shutting down and went on a killing spree!

 

[lizards]

well we know for a fact this guy has never been in any branch of any military

 

[zamot201]

So many ways.
1. chloroform them and tie them up while the are asleep, when they wake up come into the room with a V mask on, wedge a knife between their sphincter and a chair so if they sit down it will kill them, ask them a series of impossible questions. every time they get an answer wrong cut something off.
2. tie the up, hook them up to IV blood thinners, paper cut them several times, Give them just enough blood thinner so they don't stop bleeding, wait till they die of blood loss.
3. wait till they are alone then shoot them in the no reflux kill zone with a silenced .45. Then disassemble the gun and walk away.( this ones fool proof.

 

[lizards]

Did each individual body part into a vat of liquid nitrogen and then break it until they are just a heart and brain-try to keep them alive this way, a Russian scientist managed it with a dog head, tubes, a blood reservoir and an oxegenator (like in a fish tank)

does russia have no morals?

what the hell that sick as fuck

 

[Bleep Bloop]

an ass raping from mike tyson

 

[GodofDisaster]

The geass. "Knight vi Costello commands you, to die!"

 

[Winter Rat]

Two Words: Flamethrower Enema. Works every time.

 

[Btheking]

Massive rectal damage!

 

[Stebay88]

well we know for a fact this guy has never been in any branch of any military

Is it realy that obvious?!?!

 

[1234ihatethisbloodyaccountyetamtool]

Beat him to death with his own skull.

Thats not physical possible

 

[JoeKickAzz]

Beat him to death with his own skull.

Thats not physical possible

then uv never seen that episode of Red vs. Blue

"how is this even physically possible!?"

 

[Logic 0]

Scoop out there brains with a ice cream scoop and eat the brains.

 

[blitz609]

I've always been an avid fan of force choke...

 

[ajb924]

Paintballs. A slow and painful death. And yopu get to shoot a gun!

 

[bioshockedcriticjrr]

dude, you can't kill a guy just from removing his scalp