The best way to kill a person? (virtual or real)

[bioshockedcriticjrr]

while they're opporating a deep frier, grab them by the legs and dunk their head in. Also, points to anyone who get that reference

 

[thatcanadianguy]

hmmm... i dunno. u think i'd just buy me an acme brand paint set then draw up a cannon on the wall, when buddy walks by to see it. KABOOM. alternativly i'd just use the tried and tru anvil onna string trap

 

[Shadowfaze]

Using power tools. with them taped to a sturdy chair. mwahahahaha. bzzzzzzzzz

 

[Rooster893]

Stab them, and then when adversary is dead, gouge out the adversary's eyes.

 

[I Resurection I]

Drop a nuke, then you wouldn't have to deal with the clean up and you aren't likely to miss

 

[Rensenhito]

Shotgun Crossbow. Shoot it in an arc, and make it rain on dem hoes.

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Oh common, I make a thread like this and it's locked before the first page is done, and this gets five and still no mod-wrath.

Anyway, awhile ago I was extremely annoyed by my friend so I said I'd gouge his eyes out with a seraded spoon. Don't ask where I would find a seraded spoon, I'd make one if I really had to.

 

[fatmann55]

first your gunna need a rope, bucket, three ice cubes, train tickets to Kameron Idaho, a buffalo, 40 jars of mayonnaise, a horn, a shoe, a potato, an Irish man and a loaded gun.

 

[Numb1lp]

You could have a serious problem...

 

[GoldenCondor]

I can not wait until the OP of this thread ends up on every wanted list EVER.
Haha.
I am not trying to spam, just saying, it's extremely possible. Just think about the thread for a moment.

 

[Brutuz]

Leave them alone in a room with nothing but Guitar Hero: Dragonforce, disable Beginner, Easy, Medium and Hard difficultys.

 

[S29 Afterlife]

kill everything that the person holds valuable.
then when they beg for you to kill them, let them live.
then time does the rest.

 

[Hitari0]

Slowly drive the person insane (let's assume it's a him), once insane enough to resort to murdering anyone and/or cannibalism, set him free to kill his relatives. If he succeeds, deprive him of food so much so that he resorts to self-cannibalism until he dies. If he does not succeed, his family members will be forever scarred with the images and memories of their beloved relative trying to eat them alive. The ultimate punishment in death is to make them suffer the greatest amount of pain, both physical and psychological, before death, or to have them be remembered as horrible and appalling to all, especially people who were close to him.

 

[the hap]

Hugs and kisses

 

[Darth Pope]

The most epic attack in the history of man kind!

 

[heyheysg]

Have them crushed at the moment of orgasm with 2 virgins by an African Elephant

 

[the_joker1112]

a hammerfist strike.

pure, simple, and heart-stopping.

 

[dabronc7]

Extreme long range rifle shot whilst talking to them on the phone. Watch and hear their death from long distance.

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Drop an anvil on their heads Comedy and murder always go hand in hand.