The best way to kill a person? (virtual or real)

[ForgetRealism09]

Shooting someone with their own gun. Irony!

 

[Ekonk]

Video games: Head-shot with a sniper rifle.
Real-life: Epic sword battle.

Your 'real-life' scenario seems kind of, well, unreal. I think your game-scenario happens more in real life.

 

[IcyEvils]

Beaten with a bible.. epic paradox

 

[Springheel]

A boot to the head

 

[Hikikomori Ookami]

Railroad spikes, giant wheel, water, electricity, salt, acid, and pain inducing drugs.

All of these are involved culminating with a slingshot into a nuke.

I think I like the way you think. We might be standing outside of the same box.

But for the sake off this post I think it would be fun to super heat or freeze all of the water in a persons body. No real easy options for performing that so my back up plan will be to beat them to death with a pink dildo.

 

[Mr Wednesday]

...jesus christ on a bike.

Not at all you sociopaths.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Beat him to death with his own skull.

Thats not physical possible

That's what Jimmy said...

 

[KarumaK]

Railroad spikes, giant wheel, water, electricity, salt, acid, and pain inducing drugs.

All of these are involved culminating with a slingshot into a nuke.

I think I like the way you think. We might be standing outside of the same box.

But for the sake off this post I think it would be fun to super heat or freeze all of the water in a persons body. No real easy options for performing that so my back up plan will be to beat them to death with a pink dildo.

While efficient and cool looking, I feel it kills them too quickly. I like to maximize the pain and personal enjoyment in my deathtraps.

My problem with beating them to death, is that it's just not creative enough. If a random thug can preform the same thing, I haven't thought hard enough on the deed.

 

[Hikikomori Ookami]

Railroad spikes, giant wheel, water, electricity, salt, acid, and pain inducing drugs.

All of these are involved culminating with a slingshot into a nuke.

I think I like the way you think. We might be standing outside of the same box.

But for the sake off this post I think it would be fun to super heat or freeze all of the water in a persons body. No real easy options for performing that so my back up plan will be to beat them to death with a pink dildo.

While efficient and cool looking, I feel it kills them too quickly. I like to maximize the pain and personal enjoyment in my deathtraps.

My problem with beating them to death, is that it's just not creative enough. If a random thug can preform the same thing, I haven't thought hard enough on the deed.

Very true. I just think that particular method would be entertaining, even if it has been done before. I like working with rope, pliers, razor blades or scalpels, duct tape, a spoon, a small hammer, gun powder, and there's always room for salt and fire.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Tactical rocket-propelled nuclear devices. Or poison them with potassium. Or ninjas.

No wait! Tactical rocket-propelled radioactive ninjas!

 

[Stebay88]

Tactical rocket-propelled nuclear devices. Or poison them with potassium. Or ninjas.

No wait! Tactical rocket-propelled radioactive ninjas!

Like the way you can't choose so you put all of them together!

 

[wewontdie11]

Guitar solo.

[small]Yes I just got off the Brutal Legend demo...[/small]

 

[Stebay88]

Anymore ways people?!?!

 

[KarumaK]

Railroad spikes, giant wheel, water, electricity, salt, acid, and pain inducing drugs.

All of these are involved culminating with a slingshot into a nuke.

I think I like the way you think. We might be standing outside of the same box.

But for the sake off this post I think it would be fun to super heat or freeze all of the water in a persons body. No real easy options for performing that so my back up plan will be to beat them to death with a pink dildo.

While efficient and cool looking, I feel it kills them too quickly. I like to maximize the pain and personal enjoyment in my deathtraps.

My problem with beating them to death, is that it's just not creative enough. If a random thug can preform the same thing, I haven't thought hard enough on the deed.

Very true. I just think that particular method would be entertaining, even if it has been done before. I like working with rope, pliers, razor blades or scalpels, duct tape, a spoon, a small hammer, gun powder, and there's always room for salt and fire.

Sporks are better than spoons, all the scooping with some stabbing on top. And there is not always room for fire, it's just too efficient. Fire to burn them, smoke to choke them, chances are it'll kill them before you get to the blades and water. You have to work at making fire an deathtrap compatible piece.

But if you pull it off it is so, SO, very worth it.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Use logic to convince them they don't exist.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

Put the victim, Jack Thompson and Zombie Hitler in a room and wait until there is only one left...

 

[Stebay88]

Zombie Hitler. Nice.
Wonder if Hitler came back as a zombie would he start killing (dictation) again?
Who knows!!!!

 

[Stebay88]

So anymore?