The Best & Worst names your bestowed upon your Pokémon

[McBurks]

I named my Regirock S.O.C after Shadow of The Colossus .

 

[El Poncho]

I think calling metapod penis is a given.

I didn't usually name my pokémon unless I accidently clicked the nickname button and if I do that I give them names like , K or S.

Oh dear you must be getting in my brain for thats my answer

Oh crap, I've been caught. Abra! Use teleport!

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

I think calling metapod penis is a given.

I did that before it became cool...¬_¬

And I always called my rival "SumTwat" so that when I got to a new gym I was told that "SumTwat got here before you", although I realise that isn't exactly the thread topic.

Oh and when I eventually gave up and caught a Bidoof I called it "JstFckOff" because I was fed up with seeing those things turn up every damn encounter.

 

[Berserker119]

One time I decided to be a retard and I named myself SPR_001 (Super Pokemon Researcher number one) and my rival SPR_002. I then named my pokemon the number in order of which I caught them, so my Bulbasaur was P001 (P=Pokemon)

Also, I never loved my Pokemon.

Other than that though, (taken from VG cats) I named my pidgey butt. "BUTT used GUST!"

 

[Sleekgiant]

I think calling metapod penis is a given.

I didn't usually name my pokémon unless I accidently clicked the nickname button and if I do that I give them names like , K or S.

Oh dear you must be getting in my brain for thats my answer

Oh crap, I've been caught. Abra! Use teleport!

Go Metapod
*Metapod evolved into Butterfree*
*Butterfree used Confusion*
*El Poncho fainted*
Teach you to get into my mind

 

[Antitonic]

I just use a random generator to mix names up.

Haunter evolved into Gyarados! Mewtwo evolved into Raichu! Unown used Spacial Rend!

 

[Contun]

I named my Hitmonchan Jacques...
I guess that'd be a good name...right..?

Eh, I normally don't nickname my Pokémon...

 

[commasplice]

I once named a Magikarp "Pingas" on account of me naming every Pokemon I caught after a friend of mine. No, not that friend. I just know someone whose internet handle is "Pingas".

As for the worst name. I somehow managed to name two separate Pokemon after ex. Imagine my surprise when I decided to go back and play that cart again. So ronery ;_;

Edit: Oh yeah, and I don't usually name my Pokemon.

 

[Fish and Chips]

I once called a Flaaffy 'Chump', then forgot all about it until I gave it to my friend.
All my Espeons are given 'Grape', cleverly. But the other day I checked in on my old Crystal team, and found my only level 100 ever, a Snorlax, was called Big Ball. Never really got it 'til now.
In hindsight, maybe not that amazing :|

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

Lesly - The Charizard
Hogger - Kangaskhan
Derp - Metapod
Rat Bastard - Rattttatatatatata

 

[p3t3r]

one time i named them all peter and from then on they shall all be named peter

 

[HigherTomorrow]

Oh, oh dear, my older games are filled with just terrible, terrible nicknames, that are now wasting away upon My Pokemon Ranch. I'll gladly list a few of the worst ones when I get a chance, but I'm doing Algebra right now. I do recall naming a Plusle after me and a Minun after an ex I had, and seeing those two in the PC made me feel sad ):

However, I remember an older friend who named his pokemon, "Fatass," "Dr. Gay," and "Dumbass"

I thought it was the funniest thing, when I was 8.

I also used to name Legendaries after Caterpie, or other such weak Pokemon. I thought it would be funny to see my enemy go, "LOL CATERPIE? OH SHI- MEWTWO????!????!?!?" but I was a child.

 

[Small Waves]

Oh, Momo the Rattata. How I miss you everyday.

 

[Sovvolf]

I called a Rattata Gary once. Cookie for those who get the reference .

 

[MetaKnight19]

I used to give pokémon the names of their final evolutions. For example I called my Abra Alakazam. So when it evolved into Kadabra the caption came up with 'Your Alakazam evolved into Kadabra'

I then traded this Kadabra to a friend and he didn't know it was called Alakazam, so when he got it, it said 'Alakazam evolved into Alakazam'. I also have a Skarmory called Mama Luigi, I know its awful.

 

[HentMas]

my first game i selected the fire pokemon

i called him pyromaniac

after that i called my play through with the water pokemon Aquamaniac

and then i just added maniac to whatever power they had

Flightmaniac, Rockmaniac, Spookmaniac, Tongemaniac

etc etc etc

 

[Grensen]

I named my Onix and Gyarados, Solid Snake and Liquid Snake. If only they learned CQC

 

[Ildecia]

I think calling metapod penis is a given.

Oh naturally, I think about 90% of the world's Pokémon players did that at some point....

i was gonna say this... but then i remembered that i named my charmander: blackpowuh and my rival: dicknose

 

[Azaradel]

I named my Hitmonchan Dr.Frank after Dr. Frank N. Furter... you know... because he's a sweet transvestite?

 

[Drakmorg]

I had a Butterfree that I named margarine once.

Can't tell if that belongs in the worst, or best category.