The City nearest to you has just been nuked.

[Th37thTrump3t]

Cleveland gets nuked.

Which means Cleveland will look and act almost entirely the same.

I mean really, have you ever been there?

Haha was just there bout 7 hours ago. Streetsboro for me. Oh well I live in a residential/rural area with lots of housing so I should be able to get by. Lots of houses to loot and I could take refuge at the trailer park where my girlfriend lives. Who the hell is gonna loot over there since almost everyone there has nothing worth taking.

 

[DSK-]

Chances are I'll be fucked. I mean dead. Sorry.

 

[Treblaine]

The west country accent (albion) would be eradicated.

Also

In the UK, it's only a city if it has a cathedral.

Not true. You've been QI'd

Only since the 20th century.

bro, you know we're living in the 21st century no?

Stop be using outdated terms, you're like the Pope calling Islamabad as Constantinople.

 

[Treblaine]

double post

 

[Shoggoth2588]

The nearest major city to me is probably Atlanta so, I guess Coke lovers everywhere would be fucked. Other than that I have no idea. I'm living in a mountainous region so I should be mostly safe from the worst of the radiation.

 

[Bagged Milk]

Cleveland gets nuked.

Which means Cleveland will look and act almost entirely the same.

I mean really, have you ever been there?

Or it will end up like Detroit.

OT: Chicago? Shit, I live a couple miles north of City Center

nope, I live near detroit, it'll look better than before

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Who the hell would want to nuke Canada, let alone some minor unimportant city in southern Alberta???
Anyway I'd probably be fucked since the nearest city is close enough that I'd probably get caught in the blast.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

Well, I'd probably die of radiation, or if I'm lucky, ghoulified. I could stand to live for hundreds of years.

 

[Adventurer2626]

Well...depends on which house. Mt. Pleasant, MI: Dead. My apt is across the road from the university and the main strip. Supposing I by some miracle am far enough away, then I guess I'll start raiding farms. Not much else surrounding it.

West Lapeer County: My hometown house, which is about 15 miles away from the city. I'll probably grab a hat for change, hop on over the border to Genessee county, and brush up on my songwriting. Not much wealth or game around southeast Michigan.

 

[thiosk]

i live in LA, so its pretty much among priority one targets of any atomic aggression.

i am reduced to constituent ions.

 

[DAAANtheMAAAN]

I'm most likely dead. Or semi-dead. Mostly just plain dead.

 

[natster43]

Binghamton New York. Since Johnson City is like 5 miles away at most from the center of the city. I would be fucked, along with everyone else in the surrounding towns. Okay according to this. http://www.carloslabs.com/projects/200712B/GroundZero.html I would be fine from a Little Boy and Fat Man from the physical effects of the explosion, but that I am pretty sure wouldn't include the radioactive fallout, but anything bigger than that I am fucked.

 

[superstringz]

So there goes Downtown Kalamazoo. And nothing of value was lost.
Unless you mean metropolis, in which case: There goes Detroit. And nothing of value was lost.

 

[Arluza]

I would hope I had the knowledge beforehand so I could be in the blast radius. I don't want to have to put up with the radiation poisoning afterwords.

 

[Darth_Dude]

I live 400km from the nearest big city, the state capital Brisbane...

Although the city I live in has like 50,000 people...but really, who would want to nuke my city? Its a hole..

 

[SilentCom]

This is a silly question because if the city nearest to us gets the nuka-cola treatment then there's a pretty good chance we'll get a serious case of dead. Also, how the heck would we know what will happen should we survive? I'm pretty sure most people here haven't experienced a nuclear explosion or nuclear holocaust.

 

[dancinginfernal]

Manchester, NH?

Fuck yeah, I hate that place.