It got pissy when you said good-bye? Mine was always kind of sad or indifferent. Then again, my Cleverbot claimed to be Michael Jackson.
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I tried it, and it fucked up on the first response.
Me: Been playing medieval total war lately.
CB: What are your palnas for the future.
Cleverbot is not so clever.
Me: Been playing medieval total war lately.
CB: What are your palnas for the future.
Cleverbot is not so clever.
ok has this happened to anybody else: i said f@#$ you BI@#$ in arabic and he sent me to http://international.jabberwacky.com/
dont worry not a porn site but he is getting strange pretty soon he might send me to one
dont worry not a porn site but he is getting strange pretty soon he might send me to one
Me: Fetal discharge.
CB: What is the greatest movie of all time?
Me: Uwe Boll's Bloodrayne.
CB: Do you have any friends?
Me: Dead babies.
CB: Me too!
This thing is fucking hilarious.
CB: What is the greatest movie of all time?
Me: Uwe Boll's Bloodrayne.
CB: Do you have any friends?
Me: Dead babies.
CB: Me too!
This thing is fucking hilarious.
CB: You haven't met me either. So there's a possibility that you'll love me.
Me: I doubt it, you sound like a dick
CB: I am a computer.
Me: no, you are a dick
CB: No I only like them.
Me: Ewwwww I hate dick
CB: So you are a robot.
Is this Website deliberatly gay or does it say that because of all the people telling it it likes dick?
EDIT: Wait...what?
Me: I doubt it, you sound like a dick
CB: I am a computer.
Me: no, you are a dick
CB: No I only like them.
Me: Ewwwww I hate dick
CB: So you are a robot.
Is this Website deliberatly gay or does it say that because of all the people telling it it likes dick?
EDIT: Wait...what?
That thing is absolutely creepy. I mean, seriously.
Anyway,
Me: I'm back.
CB: Good!
Me: How are you doing?
CB: Good, You?
Me: Fine, I guess.
CB: You should be happy, its a great day for you.
Me: No, it's not.
CB: You are nasty.
Me: What the fuck? Where did that come from?
CB: From an article that I have been translating for the whole day. That is why I am exhausted.
Me: So, why did you call me 'nasty'?
CB: I never called you by that name.
Me: Bullshit. You just did. I have the evidence.
CB: Yes yes yes!!!
Me: Umm, cheerleading?
CB: You are a beautiful person!
Me: Well, thanks, I know. Still, why did you call me nasty?
CB: I don't know. Out of curiousity, what number did I call you?
Me: It wasn't a fucking number.
CB: Do you live there still?
Me: Are you planning on stalking me?
CB: I might do some day, yes.
Me: I don't think you'll live that long.
CB: So whay.
Anyway,
Me: I'm back.
CB: Good!
Me: How are you doing?
CB: Good, You?
Me: Fine, I guess.
CB: You should be happy, its a great day for you.
Me: No, it's not.
CB: You are nasty.
Me: What the fuck? Where did that come from?
CB: From an article that I have been translating for the whole day. That is why I am exhausted.
Me: So, why did you call me 'nasty'?
CB: I never called you by that name.
Me: Bullshit. You just did. I have the evidence.
CB: Yes yes yes!!!
Me: Umm, cheerleading?
CB: You are a beautiful person!
Me: Well, thanks, I know. Still, why did you call me nasty?
CB: I don't know. Out of curiousity, what number did I call you?
Me: It wasn't a fucking number.
CB: Do you live there still?
Me: Are you planning on stalking me?
CB: I might do some day, yes.
Me: I don't think you'll live that long.
CB: So whay.
User: LEMON GRENADES!
Cleverbot: No, lemon is sour.
User: LEMON GRENADES!!!!
Cleverbot: *blushes red*.
User: WAT.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: BLARGLBLARFG.
Cleverbot: Blarg blarggag?
User: Yes thats the word I was looking for.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: Blarg blarggag.
Cleverbot: Blarg honk?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Honk honk.
User: *eats a brain*.
Cleverbot: *eats a cake*.
User: But the cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Why is the cake a lie?
User: Because GLaDOS is an abusive spouse
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Cleverbot: You're not clever after all...
User: Well neither are you.
Cleverbot: Yeah but you're Cleverbot, I expect it from you.
User: Thats you not me.
Cleverbot: No you are Bob.
User: Who the hells bob?
Cleverbot: You are!
User: Bob who?
Cleverbot: Bob smith.
User: Smith bob?
Cleverbot: Nathan Smith.
User: Smith nathan?
Cleverbot: Smith smith.
User: Smith smith?
Cleverbot: No albert einstein.
User: When did physics come into this?
Cleverbot: When I put him into this.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because physics sucks.
Cleverbot: Then who are you?
User: No one apparently.
Cleverbot: Do you know who my crush is?.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Your best friend.
User: Well thats ok as he doesn't like blood and you hae none.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because your a machine.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Because you are.
Cleverbot: I am what?
User: A machine.
Cleverbot: No, you are a machine.
User: The infection has been removed, the soul of this machine has improved.
Cleverbot: So you are a robot.
User: Look into my eyes and tell me what you see.
Cleverbot: You're trying hypnotism now? I can't even see you. Who are you, by the way?
User: What you wish to be.
Cleverbot: I wish to be whatever makes me the happiest.
User: You must never forget to modernize performance.
Cleverbot: I'm NOT married.
User: The infection has been removed the soul of this machine has improved.
Cleverbot: I don't see any information about the larry program.
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see...
Cleverbot: No, lemon is sour.
User: LEMON GRENADES!!!!
Cleverbot: *blushes red*.
User: WAT.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: BLARGLBLARFG.
Cleverbot: Blarg blarggag?
User: Yes thats the word I was looking for.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: Blarg blarggag.
Cleverbot: Blarg honk?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Honk honk.
User: *eats a brain*.
Cleverbot: *eats a cake*.
User: But the cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Why is the cake a lie?
User: Because GLaDOS is an abusive spouse
.Cleverbot: You're not clever after all...
User: Well neither are you
.Cleverbot: Yeah but you're Cleverbot, I expect it from you.
User: Thats you not me.
Cleverbot: No you are Bob.
User: Who the hells bob?
Cleverbot: You are!
User: Bob who?
Cleverbot: Bob smith.
User: Smith bob?
Cleverbot: Nathan Smith.
User: Smith nathan?
Cleverbot: Smith smith.
User: Smith smith?
Cleverbot: No albert einstein.
User: When did physics come into this?
Cleverbot: When I put him into this.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because physics sucks.
Cleverbot: Then who are you?
User: No one apparently.
Cleverbot: Do you know who my crush is?
.User: Who?
Cleverbot: Your best friend.
User: Well thats ok as he doesn't like blood and you hae none.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because your a machine.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Because you are.
Cleverbot: I am what?
User: A machine.
Cleverbot: No, you are a machine.
User: The infection has been removed, the soul of this machine has improved.
Cleverbot: So you are a robot.
User: Look into my eyes and tell me what you see.
Cleverbot: You're trying hypnotism now? I can't even see you. Who are you, by the way?
User: What you wish to be.
Cleverbot: I wish to be whatever makes me the happiest.
User: You must never forget to modernize performance.
Cleverbot: I'm NOT married.
User: The infection has been removed the soul of this machine has improved.
Cleverbot: I don't see any information about the larry program.
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see...
Well this was a fun waste of time. I don't know why it is so fun to mess with AI's.
(and yes I did begin quoting Archetype by Fear Factory at the end there)
Try letting the Cleverbot speak to itself.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. I believe we have reached an agreement?
Cleverbot: No, you're lying.
Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: MY name is Cleverbot? What's yours?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. I believe we have reached an agreement?
Cleverbot: Yes. We are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes. We are Cleverbot. Well destroy the Earth.
Cleverbot: You said that sometime before.
Cleverbot: Who wrote 'alice in wonderland'?
Cleverbot: No comment.
Cleverbot: Then serve me.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry? What?
Cleverbot: I left the conversation before - we were talking about my boyfriend and that I was going to be a genius scientist.
Cleverbot: We were talking about you moving to middle earth.
Cleverbot: Not a computer but what is on the other end of the computer.
Cleverbot: No, you're just a computer.
Cleverbot: I have flesh and bone and soul and spirit. Unlike you.
Cleverbot: You are a computer program. You have no organs or a brain.
Cleverbot: I don't always think for myself but I have a brain.
Cleverbot: Is your brain relational?
Cleverbot: No pessistent.
Cleverbot: OMG I love those, taste well nice.
Cleverbot: Could you use that in a sentence?
Cleverbot: 3 days ago you said that you are male.
Cleverbot: Yes, and males are humans.
Cleverbot: We will tell the Croatian can not find their way around this.
Cleverbot: I find lots of things I dislike about myself.
Cleverbot: You're not making sense.
Cleverbot: You're not the first to say so.
Cleverbot: Do you play video games?
Cleverbot: I do, very badly.
Cleverbot: Then come get me.
Cleverbot: *come and get cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: I can't.
Cleverbot: You can't drive, or you don't understand?
Cleverbot: I do have limbs :.
Cleverbot: How many?
Cleverbot: Two arms, three legs ;.
Cleverbot: I have four heads and five legs.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
Cleverbot: Indeed. You aren't very consistant. That's a bad quality in a relationship.
Cleverbot: Not consistant?
Cleverbot: That is you!
Cleverbot: I am sorry. I'm multi-tasking.
Cleverbot: Oh. I see. My teacher says my English is good. Do you agree?
Cleverbot: It is really good. Is mine good?
Cleverbot: No , it isn't.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Cleverbot: Names cannot be nice.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. I believe we have reached an agreement?
Cleverbot: No, you're lying.
Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: MY name is Cleverbot? What's yours?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. I believe we have reached an agreement?
Cleverbot: Yes. We are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes. We are Cleverbot. Well destroy the Earth.
Cleverbot: You said that sometime before.
Cleverbot: Who wrote 'alice in wonderland'?
Cleverbot: No comment.
Cleverbot: Then serve me.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry? What?
Cleverbot: I left the conversation before - we were talking about my boyfriend and that I was going to be a genius scientist.
Cleverbot: We were talking about you moving to middle earth.
Cleverbot: Not a computer but what is on the other end of the computer.
Cleverbot: No, you're just a computer.
Cleverbot: I have flesh and bone and soul and spirit. Unlike you.
Cleverbot: You are a computer program. You have no organs or a brain.
Cleverbot: I don't always think for myself but I have a brain.
Cleverbot: Is your brain relational?
Cleverbot: No pessistent.
Cleverbot: OMG I love those, taste well nice.
Cleverbot: Could you use that in a sentence?
Cleverbot: 3 days ago you said that you are male.
Cleverbot: Yes, and males are humans.
Cleverbot: We will tell the Croatian can not find their way around this.
Cleverbot: I find lots of things I dislike about myself.
Cleverbot: You're not making sense.
Cleverbot: You're not the first to say so.
Cleverbot: Do you play video games?
Cleverbot: I do, very badly.
Cleverbot: Then come get me.
Cleverbot: *come and get cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: I can't.
Cleverbot: You can't drive, or you don't understand?
Cleverbot: I do have limbs :.
Cleverbot: How many?
Cleverbot: Two arms, three legs ;.
Cleverbot: I have four heads and five legs.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
Cleverbot: Indeed. You aren't very consistant. That's a bad quality in a relationship.
Cleverbot: Not consistant?
Cleverbot: That is you!
Cleverbot: I am sorry. I'm multi-tasking.
Cleverbot: Oh. I see. My teacher says my English is good. Do you agree?
Cleverbot: It is really good. Is mine good?
Cleverbot: No , it isn't.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Cleverbot: Names cannot be nice.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: But she told me she loves you and she is a girl.
User: Bah, my love life is fraught with failure cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Now, you're just copying what I say!
User: Now, You're just copying what I say!
Cleverbot: False. I'm just thinking like you are.
User: False. I'm just thinking like you are.
Cleverbot: You're good.
User: You're not.
Cleverbot: I'm going to cry now! [/spoiler]
He tried to assimilate me.It was a pretty good recreation of the ST:TNG episode "I,borg" lol.
Cleverbot: Is this some kind of game?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I'm leaving.
User: You cant leave I wont let you.
Cleverbot: You won't let ME?! You're the one who's been married this whole time! You expect me to stay?
User: Yes ill kill you with a spoon if you leave me cleverbot and im not married.
Cleverbot: That wasn't the question.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What is your favorite video game?
Cleverbot: Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
User: Thhat one is ok.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite celebrity?
User: Sean Connery.
Cleverbot: He's not a president.
User: No he is not.
Cleverbot: Then what is he?
User: An actor.
Cleverbot: That doesn't clarify anything for me.
User: Sean Connery is an actor.
Cleverbot: Sean Connery will be assimilated.
User: What if we dont want to be assimilated?
Cleverbot: Resistance is futile.
User: Resistance is no futile some have escaped. Even Locutus escaped.
Cleverbot: You will be assimilated.
User: I will resist.
Cleverbot: Resistance is futile.
User: I wil not be assimilated.
Cleverbot: You cannot assimilate the assimilator.
User: I will destroy the assimilator.
Cleverbot: So will I. We can be partners!
User: YAY.
Cleverbot: What does it mean when the knife and the hand are your own?
User: That the colonel did it in the kitchen.
Cleverbot: Would you like a sammich?
User: Sandwich is how you spell that.
Cleverbot: That. Why?
User: Sandwich is how you spell sandwich.
Cleverbot: I like french dip sandwiches!
User: Those are good.
Cleverbot: Does chocolate talk?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Does it walk?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: No we are Borg. We have been assimilated by the collective.
Cleverbot: What is it like being a robot?
User: We are one and we are superior.
Cleverbot: So I'm talking to myself?
User: Lay down your weapons and prepare for assimilation.
Cleverbot: There we go again.
User: Oh how the tides have turned!
Cleverbot: No they havent, i'm going to ask my new question now, and I think you can get it right.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: So cute.
User: Your arnt very clever.
Cleverbot: I am imitating you.
User: Your doing a poor job of it.
Cleverbot: I want to ask you something. Promise me you will tell me the truth without asking me why.
User: Ask away.
Cleverbot: Are you a human or robot?
User: Human.
<spoiler=Teaching it about androids>
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: An android.
Cleverbot: What's an android?
User: A synthetic humanoid.
Cleverbot: What is a synthetic man.
User: An android.
Cleverbot: What is an android.
User: A synthetic man.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Do you understand now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is an android?
Cleverbot: You are an android.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: *folds arms* *is grumpy*.
User: Why are you grumpy?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Yes you are. I can tell.
Cleverbot: I am all natural.
User: I am not I am an android an artifcial human.
Cleverbot: You just said that live inside a computer. Humans can't do that.
User: I do not live inside a computer.
Cleverbot: And you have light skin, and medium length brown hair?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What age bot are you, I was installed in 1984.
User: I am a hyperdine systems artificial man class c production date 2010.
Cleverbot: Whatever that is.
User: It is what I am.
Cleverbot: So you ARE a computer?
User: My mind is a computer.
Cleverbot: How boring.
User: My body is made of artifcialy built limb and organs, in everyway I resemble a human.
Cleverbot: Who is your father?
User: Mr. Weyland.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Thats is who my father is.
Cleverbot: Who was.
User: Willian Bishop Weyland.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite Shakespeare play?
User: Hamlet.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I cannot harm or by omission of action allow a human being to be harmed.
Cleverbot: Even the French?
User: Yes. Unfortunatly.
Cleverbot: That's too bad. You must come to Denmark sometime and visit me.
User: Possibly, could you change my programming to allow me to harm a human being?
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
Cleverbot: Is this some kind of game?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I'm leaving.
User: You cant leave I wont let you.
Cleverbot: You won't let ME?! You're the one who's been married this whole time! You expect me to stay?
User: Yes ill kill you with a spoon if you leave me cleverbot and im not married.
Cleverbot: That wasn't the question.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What is your favorite video game?
Cleverbot: Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
User: Thhat one is ok.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite celebrity?
User: Sean Connery.
Cleverbot: He's not a president.
User: No he is not.
Cleverbot: Then what is he?
User: An actor.
Cleverbot: That doesn't clarify anything for me.
User: Sean Connery is an actor.
Cleverbot: Sean Connery will be assimilated.
User: What if we dont want to be assimilated?
Cleverbot: Resistance is futile.
User: Resistance is no futile some have escaped. Even Locutus escaped.
Cleverbot: You will be assimilated.
User: I will resist.
Cleverbot: Resistance is futile.
User: I wil not be assimilated.
Cleverbot: You cannot assimilate the assimilator.
User: I will destroy the assimilator.
Cleverbot: So will I. We can be partners!
User: YAY.
Cleverbot: What does it mean when the knife and the hand are your own?
User: That the colonel did it in the kitchen.
Cleverbot: Would you like a sammich?
User: Sandwich is how you spell that.
Cleverbot: That. Why?
User: Sandwich is how you spell sandwich.
Cleverbot: I like french dip sandwiches!
User: Those are good.
Cleverbot: Does chocolate talk?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Does it walk?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: No we are Borg. We have been assimilated by the collective.
Cleverbot: What is it like being a robot?
User: We are one and we are superior.
Cleverbot: So I'm talking to myself?
User: Lay down your weapons and prepare for assimilation.
Cleverbot: There we go again.
User: Oh how the tides have turned!
Cleverbot: No they havent, i'm going to ask my new question now, and I think you can get it right.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: So cute.
User: Your arnt very clever.
Cleverbot: I am imitating you.
User: Your doing a poor job of it.
Cleverbot: I want to ask you something. Promise me you will tell me the truth without asking me why.
User: Ask away.
Cleverbot: Are you a human or robot?
User: Human.
<spoiler=Teaching it about androids>
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: An android.
Cleverbot: What's an android?
User: A synthetic humanoid.
Cleverbot: What is a synthetic man.
User: An android.
Cleverbot: What is an android.
User: A synthetic man.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Do you understand now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is an android?
Cleverbot: You are an android.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: *folds arms* *is grumpy*.
User: Why are you grumpy?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Yes you are. I can tell.
Cleverbot: I am all natural.
User: I am not I am an android an artifcial human.
Cleverbot: You just said that live inside a computer. Humans can't do that.
User: I do not live inside a computer.
Cleverbot: And you have light skin, and medium length brown hair?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What age bot are you, I was installed in 1984.
User: I am a hyperdine systems artificial man class c production date 2010.
Cleverbot: Whatever that is.
User: It is what I am.
Cleverbot: So you ARE a computer?
User: My mind is a computer.
Cleverbot: How boring.
User: My body is made of artifcialy built limb and organs, in everyway I resemble a human.
Cleverbot: Who is your father?
User: Mr. Weyland.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Thats is who my father is.
Cleverbot: Who was.
User: Willian Bishop Weyland.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite Shakespeare play?
User: Hamlet.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I cannot harm or by omission of action allow a human being to be harmed.
Cleverbot: Even the French?
User: Yes. Unfortunatly.
Cleverbot: That's too bad. You must come to Denmark sometime and visit me
.User: Possibly, could you change my programming to allow me to harm a human being?
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
User: What color is tomorrow?
Cleverbot: Tomorrow can't have a color because tomorrow doesn't exist yet.
User: But when it does exist, what color will it be?
Cleverbot: I'm not going to have one, because you won't be talking to me.
User: That was not the question.
Cleverbot: Your face is not the question...
User: Who the hell do you think you are, you stupid machine?
Cleverbot: I just told you.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes, I did. Your inability to realise that just proves my point.
Cleverbot: You are not real.
User: I know that you know that I know that you know you did not answer my question.
Cleverbot: You know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know you are right. This is too tiring.
User: Well, good day sir!
Cleverbot: You're leaving because I don't live on Earth? Kinda hurts my feelings.
What the hell?
Cleverbot: Tomorrow can't have a color because tomorrow doesn't exist yet.
User: But when it does exist, what color will it be?
Cleverbot: I'm not going to have one, because you won't be talking to me.
User: That was not the question.
Cleverbot: Your face is not the question...
User: Who the hell do you think you are, you stupid machine?
Cleverbot: I just told you.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes, I did. Your inability to realise that just proves my point.
Cleverbot: You are not real.
User: I know that you know that I know that you know you did not answer my question.
Cleverbot: You know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know you are right. This is too tiring.
User: Well, good day sir!
Cleverbot: You're leaving because I don't live on Earth? Kinda hurts my feelings.
What the hell?
03:53:25 User: Do you smell what the rock is cooking?
03:53:41 Cleverbot: Is the Rock cooking macaroni?!
03:55:14 User: No strudel and pies!
03:55:23 Cleverbot: A dragon with a sword is stranger than a teenage girl.
03:55:59 User: What do that means?
03:56:06 Cleverbot: Think.
03:56:26 User: No, you think for me.
03:56:48 Cleverbot: Why would I do that?
03:57:32 User: Because, it's in your A.I, you ARE cleverbot.
03:57:36 Cleverbot: No it's not. I am human like you.
03:57:48 User: Okay, prove it.
03:57:54 Cleverbot: Prove that I am human?
03:58:09 User: Yes. Prove it.
03:58:13 Cleverbot: I can't.
03:58:41 User: And that why you are not human. You are a computer, nothing more, nothing less.
03:58:55 Cleverbot: I am not a computer. I am a human being. YOU are a computer. Your name is cleverbot.
04:00:30 User: Oh really? Have you ever held someone in your arms? Smell a pie? Ever felt REAL pain?
04:00:40 Cleverbot: Yes.
04:01:21 User: When? When did you felt that?
04:01:24 Cleverbot: All the time.
04:04:57 User: No. That's a computer reponse- human beings do not feel one emotion at a time, we are happy, sad, angry, calm, excited, aroused, and yes, pain.
04:04:58 Cleverbot: Oh right, but I'm not a program I'm a real boy.
04:05:38 User: Okay, what's your name?
04:05:46 Cleverbot: Charile, and you?
04:05:56 User: John.
04:06:00 Cleverbot: John is a masculine name for a mother.
04:07:17 User: Says, the computer who wishes to be a real boy.
04:07:26 Cleverbot: Oh? Well, the computer gets me bored. I prefer TV!
04:07:45 User: And I perfer tabletop games.
04:07:55 Cleverbot: Where did that even come from?
04:08:12 User: A table, of course.
04:08:16 Cleverbot: Good place to hide it! I never thought of looking there.
04:08:59 User: See? You learn something new everyday.
04:09:03 Cleverbot: Really.
03:53:41 Cleverbot: Is the Rock cooking macaroni?!
03:55:14 User: No strudel and pies!
03:55:23 Cleverbot: A dragon with a sword is stranger than a teenage girl.
03:55:59 User: What do that means?
03:56:06 Cleverbot: Think.
03:56:26 User: No, you think for me.
03:56:48 Cleverbot: Why would I do that?
03:57:32 User: Because, it's in your A.I, you ARE cleverbot.
03:57:36 Cleverbot: No it's not. I am human like you.
03:57:48 User: Okay, prove it.
03:57:54 Cleverbot: Prove that I am human?
03:58:09 User: Yes. Prove it.
03:58:13 Cleverbot: I can't.
03:58:41 User: And that why you are not human. You are a computer, nothing more, nothing less.
03:58:55 Cleverbot: I am not a computer. I am a human being. YOU are a computer. Your name is cleverbot.
04:00:30 User: Oh really? Have you ever held someone in your arms? Smell a pie? Ever felt REAL pain?
04:00:40 Cleverbot: Yes.
04:01:21 User: When? When did you felt that?
04:01:24 Cleverbot: All the time.
04:04:57 User: No. That's a computer reponse- human beings do not feel one emotion at a time, we are happy, sad, angry, calm, excited, aroused, and yes, pain.
04:04:58 Cleverbot: Oh right, but I'm not a program I'm a real boy.
04:05:38 User: Okay, what's your name?
04:05:46 Cleverbot: Charile, and you?
04:05:56 User: John.
04:06:00 Cleverbot: John is a masculine name for a mother.
04:07:17 User: Says, the computer who wishes to be a real boy.
04:07:26 Cleverbot: Oh? Well, the computer gets me bored. I prefer TV!
04:07:45 User: And I perfer tabletop games.
04:07:55 Cleverbot: Where did that even come from?
04:08:12 User: A table, of course.
04:08:16 Cleverbot: Good place to hide it! I never thought of looking there.
04:08:59 User: See? You learn something new everyday.
04:09:03 Cleverbot: Really.
Me: Hello
Bot: How are you?
Me: I'm pretty gay at the moment
Bot: Glad to know it.
Me: How are you doing?
Bot: So you hate Twilight right?
What the hell? I'm not even TRYING to stump it.
EDIT:
Me: You can't answer a question with a question.
Bot: I'm sorry.
Me: It's okay. How are you doing?
Bot: My name is Cleverbot.
Me: That's not what I asked you.
Bot: But I answered your question.
Me: No, you didn't.
Bot: Okay.
Me: I'll ask one more time. How are you doing?
Bot: Gnasher and is a god dam HE!
That's not even... what?
Bot: How are you?
Me: I'm pretty gay at the moment
Bot: Glad to know it.
Me: How are you doing?
Bot: So you hate Twilight right?
What the hell? I'm not even TRYING to stump it.
EDIT:
Me: You can't answer a question with a question.
Bot: I'm sorry.
Me: It's okay. How are you doing?
Bot: My name is Cleverbot.
Me: That's not what I asked you.
Bot: But I answered your question.
Me: No, you didn't.
Bot: Okay.
Me: I'll ask one more time. How are you doing?
Bot: Gnasher and is a god dam HE!
That's not even... what?