The Conspiracy Theory Game

[PedroSteckecilo]

Let us build the silliest conspiracy theory the world has ever seen, the more strange connections the better.

I'll start

Babylonian nobility formed the first example of the illuminati, which planned a form of mass mind control based on alcahol, eventually this was carried to...

(And continue the conspiracy!)

 

[Spartan Bannana]

America where they had people of Reality TV drink and endorse it, which then proceeded to cause...

 

[Abako]

People to think that Hillary Clinton would a good presidential candidate and buy her bumperstickers which were in fact equipped with hidden microphones and cameras that allowed police to.....

 

[7dollarbill]

Feed intel directly to the moon-base of our martian oppressors who would then...

 

[Dinnj]

Use this information to slowly control our market, forcing us to buy more fast food, which would lead to...

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Everyone getting fat then having to go to aerobics classes rigged with explosives triggered by watching reality TV, after the explosions...

 

[Dinnj]

A legion of demons will emerge from the upper crust and destroy New York, then the demons will...

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Then proceed to watch reality TV, making it's ratings go up, and causing millions of people to commit suicide from wondering how this crap gets on TV, then the bodies...

 

[Dinnj]

Will resurrect in the fury of a thousand chipmunks, raining death upon the populace of Switzerland, who will try to run to France because...

 

[John Galt]

the French are secretly the servants of...

 

[Dinnj]

Spoiler

Oh God it's finally happened... WHAT DO WE DO?!

 

[Dinnj]

Nostradamas, who lived in France, which is also why the Swiss tried to run there, as to find his tomb which will...

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Cause Nostradamas to come back to life and kick some serious Swedish ass before endorsing cigarettes on reality TV which will then cause the Swiss to...

 

[Dinnj]

Mutate into spiritual entities, which then migrate to the moon and set up vast expnases of cheese factories to...

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Create evil mind control cheese, to be endorsed on reality TV, causing thousands of people to quit their jobs and...

 

[Saskwach]

Buy Hallmark greeting cards to fill a void in their now jobless lives, Hallmark being controlled by Joseph Stalin's secret lovechild, Janusc Tadorinski. Tadorinski's ultimate goal is...

(PS: It seems you beat me to a conspiracy game thread, Pedro. Sorry, I didn't notice when I made mine.)

 

[Birras]

To shoot down the moon, so that the falling space rock can...

 

[Baldrek]

Wipe out the chinese, creating a vast expanse of unsettled land so that the russians can...

 

[Birras]

Throw burning hot potatos in a warhead and launch it at...

 

[Baldrek]

The space rock, and thus having a very small chance at creating the elixir of life. Which will be consumed by...