The Conspiracy Theory Game

[Spartan Bannana]

to destroy the babies and begin the cycle anew, causing zombies to...

 

[7dollarbill]

Burst into an MC Hammer dance routine. While humourous this will unfortunatly cause...

 

[Spartan Bannana]

An old black guy to lose all his money then...

 

[snowpenguin55]

build a robot gorilla side kick and fuel it with the blood of...

 

[Spartan Bannana]

of his enemies, and occasionally tang too, after that the tang

 

[Dinnj]

Runs out, he instigates the key event of the Earth's destruction, by...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

having Jack Thompson play GTA games until....

 

[KenzS]

He beats San Andreas, because GTA IV was lame. At this moment he realizes...

 

[Spartan Bannana]

That KenzS is a jackass, after which Jack Thompson tells everybody that in GTA IV, unlike other GTA games you have to play more than the first hour for it to get fun, then...

 

[snowpenguin55]

Roamin from GTA IV arrives via a wormhole and asks Jack Thompson to go bowling to which Thompson responds...

 

[Spartan Bannana]

"I'm a little busy right now" this causes Roman to...

(also, I've never had a problem with Roman calling me at crucial moments except when their scripted, why is everyone on Rockstar's back about this?)

 

[snowpenguin55]

go on a murderous rampage and destroy the last stronghold of the...

(i've never had that problem either, but then again I don't own GTA IV. I just thought it was funny)

 

[7thRain]

Super Levitating Cobra Fish, allowing their mortal enemies the Squirrels to launch a surprise assault on the Rainbow Warrior causing Green Peace to...

 

[snowpenguin55]

kill themselves due to the extreme confusion they felt after reading that last post. Their souls were sent to...

 

[the monopoly guy]

denny's, where they ordered

 

[7thRain]

3 bags of fairy dust, to...

 

[snowpenguin55]

power the special rocket they have for the purpose of

 

[TommyGun465]

destroying HBO studios, for The Sopranos were...

 

[Vic Sage]

really Martian spies sent as advanced agents so they could test our defensive capabilites so they could....

 

[snowpenguin55]

offer us an alliance to combat the menace of