The Corrupted Wish Game

[Kurt Cristal]

You do and you become rich but you find your wish is boring and wish desperately to unwish it.

I wish Kune35 would lighten up and stop trying to control the flow of this thread.

 

[Feylynn]

You do and you become rich but you find your wish is boring and wish desperately to unwish it.

I wish Kune35 would lighten up and stop trying to control the flow of this thread.

He bursts into flames and rolls around the room destroying the thread.

I wish for more fire.

 

[Odbarc]

You do and you become rich but you find your wish is boring and wish desperately to unwish it.

I wish Kune35 would lighten up and stop trying to control the flow of this thread.

He bursts into flames and rolls around the room destroying the thread.

I wish for more fire.

Granted, the fire spreads until it consumes everything including you.

I wish to be in the Diablo 3 beta testing.

 

[Smerf]

I wish for more fire.[/quote]

You do and you become rich but you find your wish is boring and wish desperately to unwish it.

I wish Kune35 would lighten up and stop trying to control the flow of this thread.

He bursts into flames and rolls around the room destroying the thread.

I wish for more fire.

you get 1 lit match thats almost out. i wish for 3 solved rubix cubes

 

[Mr.Numbers]

I wish to be in Diablo 3 beta testing.

Granted, the game is so terrible your face melts Indiana Jones Ark Of the Covenant style.

I wish to be a better person. Have fun with that one.

 

[Polaris19]

I wish to be in Diablo 3 beta testing.

Granted, the game is so terrible your face melts Indiana Jones Ark Of the Covenant style.

I wish to be a better person. Have fun with that one.

You become so respected the criminal organizations of the world unite to take you out. You spend the rest of your life on the run from them.

I wish I had a new guitar.

 

[Mr.Numbers]

He bursts into flames and rolls around the room destroying the thread.

I wish for more fire.

You do and you become rich but you find your wish is boring and wish desperately to unwish it.

I wish Kune35 would lighten up and stop trying to control the flow of this thread.

He bursts into flames and rolls around the room destroying the thread.

I wish for more fire.

you get 1 lit match thats almost out. i wish for 3 solved rubix cubes[/quote]

i sent him a PM...

You get ONE Brail Rubiks cube, one Black Rubiks cube (All Black), and one made of sharp pointy objects.

Same wish as above, sorry, I just missed this one cause I'm slow.

 

[FurinKazanNZ]

I wish to be in Diablo 3 beta testing.

Granted, the game is so terrible your face melts Indiana Jones Ark Of the Covenant style.

I wish to be a better person. Have fun with that one.

You become so respected the criminal organizations of the world unite to take you out. You spend the rest of your life on the run from them.

I wish I had a new guitar.

The strings break an hour later
I wish I had MEGA speed internet
(Captcha: Oh Brother)

 

[Someperson307]

I wish to be in Diablo 3 beta testing.

Granted, the game is so terrible your face melts Indiana Jones Ark Of the Covenant style.

I wish to be a better person. Have fun with that one.

You become so respected the criminal organizations of the world unite to take you out. You spend the rest of your life on the run from them.

I wish I had a new guitar.

The strings break an hour later
I wish I had MEGA speed internet
(Captcha: Oh Brother)

Your internet becomes so fast that it collapses your computer into a black hole.

I wish I could skip all the parts of life that suck and go straight to the fun bits.

 

[Sieggy]

You manage to find a local server with MEGA internet speed free of charge. Three days later, the FBI comes knocking your door because you were downloading Child Pornography.

I wish the game industry would get over the motion control hassle.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Edit: Too late...

 

[Mr.Numbers]

You manage to find a local server with MEGA internet speed free of charge. Three days later, the FBI comes knocking your door because you were downloading Child Pornography.

I wish the game industry would get over the motion control hassle.

Granted, they now move into the highly invasive and faulty *BRAIN SCANNING* level.

I wish I had a post count of 250 (This is my 250th post, so corrupt THAT )

 

[Android2137]

Spoiler: freaking ninja infestation.

Congratulations. They got over the motion control hassle. The problem is, now they're trying to implement fatally buggy neural interface.

Congratulations, it is done. Unfortunately, that 250th post gets you permabanned.

I wish I had a Cintiq.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Your internet allows viruses to get into your computer at MEGA speed

I wish my younger sister stubbed her toe; she's a evil monster.

She stubs her toe on a mine, loses a foot. It...happens 20 years from now. When she's in the Army. Fighting Space Russians. So it would make sense that she's near a minefield.

Anyway.

I wish there was a procedure that cured lactose intolerance forever. I don't even care how invasive it is, I'd take a needle to the spine at this point. Do your worst.

EDIT: For the other guy with the Cintiq: Granted, but it is sentient. And it watches you masturbate. And dreams of killing you. And you can't get rid of it because you wished for it.

 

[JezebelinHell]

Edit for quote

I wish there was a procedure that cured lactose intolerance forever. I don't even care how invasive it is, I'd take a needle to the spine at this point. Do your worst.

You have to give birth to a baby without the needle to the spine.

I wish I could sleep.

 

[Drakmorg]

The procedure goes bad and paralyzes you from the neck down. consolation prize, a cure for lactose intolerance is created in pill form a year later, so enjoy your milk in bed.

I wish I wasn't cripplingly shy.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

You are now cripplingly outgoing and say your every thought

I wish I had hat

 

[Blaze the Dragon]

You get a towering pillar of hats so large that it crushes you under its weight.

I wish I could hug Fluttershy

 

[DJMasterFunkyFresh]

Granted, you get to hug a giant spiky ball which I just named Fluttershy.

I wish I could read minds.