The Creepiest/Weirdest/Most Disgusting Thing You've Found In Your House

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Omikron009

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My basement is completely full of dead bugs, and live ones. That's the best I can think of. My house is boring.
 

Vuavu

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Haha We had just moved into my house about a year before and we found a GIGANTIC dildo buried in the back yard

True story...
 

tobi the good boy

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skittlepie345 said:
D Bones said:
skittlepie345 said:
D Bones said:
Did you eat it?

OT: I found a used tampon in my couch once.

Ok, I didn't, I just wanted to contribute. The worst thing I find are spiders, roly polies, millipedes, and camel crickets in my bathroom on a daily basis.
NO! If I had, I'd probably be talking to the Poison Control people... It's in the trash now. I just put it on a plate to get a good picture, since the plastic bag was full of condensation.
I think you should eat it. It would help your body build some immunities. Do it!!!
Or it would turn me into a mold zombie. It's already in my garbage bin in the garage, because it smells, and the bin's almost as tall as I am so I can't just reach in and get it back.
remember penicillian was made out of mold on bread ... REACH IN THAT BIN AND GET IT BACK!!!!
 

selce

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i found a dead hamster in the back of my closet, havnt had a hamster in almost 10 years
 

CaptainAverage

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My fucking cat shitting in the hallway. And I found an old Victorian wardrobe key on the floor, I don't even have one.
 

PAGEToap44

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In my english classroom a year ago, we found a very old, opened can of Cola. It wasn't empty. We didn't know how old it was, but when we turned it upside down(don't ask why), it was solid enough to remain in the can. And it was green. And smelt very, very bad...
 

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tobi the good boy said:
skittlepie345 said:
D Bones said:
skittlepie345 said:
D Bones said:
Did you eat it?

OT: I found a used tampon in my couch once.

Ok, I didn't, I just wanted to contribute. The worst thing I find are spiders, roly polies, millipedes, and camel crickets in my bathroom on a daily basis.
NO! If I had, I'd probably be talking to the Poison Control people... It's in the trash now. I just put it on a plate to get a good picture, since the plastic bag was full of condensation.
I think you should eat it. It would help your body build some immunities. Do it!!!
Or it would turn me into a mold zombie. It's already in my garbage bin in the garage, because it smells, and the bin's almost as tall as I am so I can't just reach in and get it back.
remember penicillian was made out of mold on bread ... REACH IN THAT BIN AND GET IT BACK!!!!
YOU just watched QI. Just now.
EDIT: Maybe not.. you're not British.
 

skittlepie345

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Vuavu said:
Haha We had just moved into my house about a year before and we found a GIGANTIC dildo buried in the back yard

True story...
Why were you digging in the back yard...? There's pipes, and wires, and other stuff with weaknesses to shovels. Well, that's what my dad told me anyway.
 

tobi the good boy

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PAGEToap44 said:
tobi the good boy said:
skittlepie345 said:
D Bones said:
skittlepie345 said:
D Bones said:
Did you eat it?

OT: I found a used tampon in my couch once.

Ok, I didn't, I just wanted to contribute. The worst thing I find are spiders, roly polies, millipedes, and camel crickets in my bathroom on a daily basis.
NO! If I had, I'd probably be talking to the Poison Control people... It's in the trash now. I just put it on a plate to get a good picture, since the plastic bag was full of condensation.
I think you should eat it. It would help your body build some immunities. Do it!!!
Or it would turn me into a mold zombie. It's already in my garbage bin in the garage, because it smells, and the bin's almost as tall as I am so I can't just reach in and get it back.
remember penicillian was made out of mold on bread ... REACH IN THAT BIN AND GET IT BACK!!!!
YOU just watched QI. Just now.
no, I just learnt that back in primary school
 

similar.squirrel

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One of our cats once dragged home a baby rabbit with an appreciable chunk of its head missing. She was still a kitten, so that was a reasonably impressive feat.
It brings to mind that certain Radiohead lyric:

The mongrel cate cat came home
dragging half a head.
Proceeded to show it off
To all his new-found friends..
 

emerald2142

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Epic jalapeno hahaha

OT:I went on vacation and hadn't done the dishes in a while and left them there while I was gone. However there was a bowl half full of cat food, and some flies layed eggs in it. When I got around to the dishes when I came back home I was rewarded with a nice heaping bowl of maggots.
 

Hosker

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I found a random slug in the sink not long ago, don't have a clue how it got there...
 

inFAMOUSCowZ

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Well this was more me and my mom.

So we're in the basement putting food in the freezer, and theres a paper bag in inside. So she takes it out and opens it, and starts screaming. I look inside and there is a dead hamster inside. I ask my dad what it is, and turns out it was my old hamster that died 2 years ago. (found him in 2003, he died in 2001.) Turns out my dad was going to bury him, but got busy. And plus he went to Iraq, so you can imagine we would forget about it. Well we then buried my hamster shortly after we found him....again.
 

skittlepie345

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emerald2142 said:
Epic jalapeno hahaha

OT:I went on vacation and hadn't done the dishes in a while and left them there while I was gone. However there was a bowl half full of cat food, and some flies layed eggs in it. When I got around to the dishes when I came back home I was rewarded with a nice heaping bowl of maggots.
Yum!
Kidding, maggots are weird.
similar.squirrel said:
One of our cats once dragged home a baby rabbit with an appreciable chunk of its head missing. She was still a kitten, so that was a reasonably impressive feat.
It brings to mind that certain Radiohead lyric:

The mongrel cate cat came home
dragging half a head.
Proceeded to show it off
To all his new-found friends..
My kitty used to bring home dead birds, mice, baby rabbits, and hamsters. But she's old now, and stays inside for the most part.