The Creepiest/Weirdest/Most Disgusting Thing You've Found In Your House

[Stoic raptor]

opened a lunchable and the cheese resembled a green peice of chalk, I set the try down dropping it an inch from the surface counter and green smoke puffed from the thing.

We eat too much cheese up here, so we eat it well before it goes bad.

I have quite a few.

1. One morning before school I wanted a bagel so I like toasted it and stuff. So I dug through my fridge and found some cream cheese at the very back. So I opened the container up it had a green ball of something in there. Ugh...... A few days later my brother made his friend a bagle using the green ball. His friend threw up like 4 times.

2. Found some ham in the sink that turned into bacon. "shiver"

3. In a moment of desperation I ate some chips that had been in the pantry for who knows how long. Halfway through the bag and maggot flew out of a chip I was just about to take a bite of.

That flying maggot is still in my brain. Waiting to come up when I least expect it.

1. Why did you not throw the green cheese ball out? Or was you're brother playing a prank on his friend?

2. I don't like ham that much, unless it's already in bacon form.

3. God damn, everyone has maggot problems, and I've never even seen one. Though that's probably because it's a frozen wasteland six months out of the year up here, so they probably can't survive in the winter.

Trust me, maggots are really nasty. They make me nauseous thinking about them, and i am not a squeamish person.

 

[Blatherscythe]

Well I found a ton of Silver Fish (brown maggots) under my bed and dresser when we were moving me into a bigger room. I had to clean it up, needless to say, I'm making damn sure my room is clean now. I hate maggots, I had to sift though the crap to find loose change (I'm Jewish when it comes to loose change) and things I wanted to keep. I screamed like a girl everytime I stepped on something small mistaking it for a Silverfish or maggot (look the same).

Behold the Silverfish, it's about 2mm big, so it's fairly tiny. The one thing I don't want under my bed and dresser

 

[Lord Kodous]

At one point in high school had a small bottle of two year old milk that I was using for revenge against classmates that were messing with me,(making fun of me, pulling pranks on me, etc.), that I lost. At that time its smell made me(and everyone else who smelt it) gag and alomst throw-up. We found it last summer, I was cleaning out the basement with my mom. The bottle was missing for 5-6 years. I didn't get a chance to see what it looked like much less attempt to smell it before my mom threw it in a trash can I didn't want to go digging around in.

 

[Worgen]

I guess some cat diarrhea on an army duffel bag I got sent for free, not sure how long it had been there, that bag was stuffed in my closet but getting rid of it was easy since it was some cheap thing I got sent for free when I was considering the military

 

[Treefingers]

A bloody tampon floating in my sister's toilet.

 

[Big Bag Of Salt]

When I was a young lad around the age of 7 or 8, I was bored and looking through boxes in our storage room thingy, I found a small metal box, opened it, found an eye ball staring at me, and thats how I learned my dad has a glass eye.

 

[Thundero13]

I found some Chocolate syrup so I put it on ice cream and so me sort of oily substance came out I found that weird.

 

[Tspoon]

Well, one delightful morning, I wake from my bed as an early bird. As I climb down from my bed, I step into the hallway with the lights off, and find something squishy. I turn on the lights, and I find dog Diarrhea spread all the way across the hallway.

So delightful.

 

[WolfThomas]

A knew a guy who found a strap-on dildo in his parents bedroom once. He didn't want to speculate on which of the parents used it.

 

[RandyPants]

Cockroaches.

I screamed like a little girl. Or Justin Bieber.

roaches are disgusting right? of all the creatures in this world there that are becoming extinct, why can't one of them be roaches

I fully agree - but apparently they're resilient little shmucks ....

 

[JLML]

Well, the most disgusting thing I've found was a bunch of month-old pieces of bread. Like, room temperature. They looked kinda... Blue... <.<

Most disgusting thing ever though was when me and dad were biking to my grandma (a three day trip, and then we started about half-way... it's kinda far away.) and at one place there was a leg from a deer in the middle of the road. That smelled. A lot. Had hard to forget the smell for the rest of the day. Needless to say, seeing that and the eventual dead bird/small animal made parts of that trip a bit less... Nice than it would've otherwise. And it would've been nice, since the nature in those parts are beautiful. When there's no dead animals/animal parts around. this was about 2 years ago I think. I also once saw a squirrel with it's head flattened at the sidewalk not that far from my home. Charming things you see when biking.

Also, my cat brings in a dead bird/mouse/snake (last one is a bit rare though) every now and then. Not all that pretty, especially since she plays around with them. Sometimes they're not quite dead... =S

 

[Cazza]

A peice of string (at least I think and hope it was) that was half in the darin, it was wet and had mold growing on it.

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

He can say it way better then anything i can come up with

 

[Jiggabyte]

We always find bread covered in mold, rotten, leaking fruit and vegetables and occasionally some maggots or other incredibly small-scale infestation. It's gross but I'm used to that sort of thing, so most of these stories are incredibly tame. I also did some work cleaning toilets at a campsite full of kids so... you'd be surprised where feces can get you know. ;n;
The fact I usually ate bread with mould on it anyway is a bit more probably disgusting (not like, covered, but one millimetre spot of bread mould is just going burn in my stomach anyway.)
We did have an infestation of some sort of parasite under mine and my brother's carpet for what must have been a few years too.
And for the record, one of the oddest ways I've seen something go off is with white coffee. First the milk all curdles, then floats to the top, then mould grows on that floating bit until it all solidifies. Watching this is almost educational.

 

[TjoxYorro]

an old packet of crisps. Oh the fucking smell.

 

[Arkzism]

honestly its not too gross but i did fin a secret camera set up in the living room

 

[AWC Viper]

12, yes 12 used condoms under my roommate's couch in the living room.... and some had err... something women get each month on the outside of them...

needless to say i left them for surprise in his bed, Don't worry i used my Bio-hazard gear to move them

 

[Blackality]

Thank you for ruining my lunch.

 

[CouchCommando]

A strange guy passed out with vomit all over them lying on my bed. Damn party animal flat mates.

 

[Broken Boy]

Not technically in my house, but when I was five, I lost my lunchbox at school. I found it when I was 15....

With food still inside it.....

Needless to say, it was disgusting.

That's really bad I would have to say you win...

OT: Had to go out of town quickly once left a microwave dinner or what was left of it out in the kitchen came back to maggots all over it.