"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity, but don't rule out malice." /thread
I'm as indifferent to your emotional state now as I was before.erttheking said:FINE! I"M TOO FUCKING LAZY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE A FUCKING PC! I DON'T WANT TO LEARN HOW TO USE A FUCKING PC BECAUSE FRANKLY I'M FUCKING CONTENT WITH AN XBOX 360 AND HAVING A "SHITTY" 30 FPS BECAUSE I REALLY COULDN'T FUCKING CARE LESS! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
All right then, apparently I need to spell it out, if you want a pie cooked, you don't hire a meat butcher to cook it and then give him shit when he says that the pie that he's going to make is crap because he doesn't know how to make pies (I'm still using the pie analogy, deal with it) From Software said that they are console game makers and that they have no experience with PC ports, I highly doubt that more resources and more times would have changed that, even if they did take more time and resources and did research, it still would have been an imperfect port, there still would have been glaring flaws, and people still would be complaining like this...uh pal, From Software DOESN'T get paid to do work with PCs, they get paid to do work with CONSOLES! Hence the whole "hiring a butcher to make a pie" analogy.Hammeroj said:Didn't I tell you this right off the bat? They could've given the devs more time and more resources, or they could've outsourced it. I don't know why you think they're able to port the game to PC but are literally unable to change almost anything about it, including basic shit like changing the rendering resolution or removing (or heightening) the FPS cap. Do you honestly, really think this is more a matter of competence than it is of resources and deadlines?erttheking said:....yeah, they had a choice to...do what exactly? Be good with PCs? I think that they said from day 1 that they were crap with PCs, and I get the feeling a lot if PC gamers don't seem to get that not all if us know how computers work (not to mention it pisses me right the fuck off when they say that it's only because I'm lazy I don't know how to work PCs, I don't know how to work them because I don't know how to fucking work them!"). Dude, they ARE amaturs with PCs, they freaking admitted that they were.
The bolded part along with the part in brackets is curious this time. What do you, exactly, have to do with From? Do you work for them or something? Was the conversation at any point about you? Yup, not all of us know how computers work, the same way not all of us get paid to work on tasks directly related to how computers work.
Even though we're veering way off topic and into irrelevance, let's address the bracketed part. If you don't know how to work PCs, and you can't be bothered to investigate whatever it is you don't know about, you're lazy about that particular subject by definition. Furthermore, saying "I don't know how to work them because I don't know how to fucking work them" is the definition of circular logic and is a statement that does not make any sense whatsoever. You don't know because you haven't investigated, end of subject.
It's more like I don't have the pure brass cojones to claim that these people are incompetent to the level that you're claiming, that's it.It's more like you were expecting them to put in the effort into doing something they had no experience with, somehow I don't think trying harder would've helped. When you are told to play the piano and you don't know how, it doesn't matter how hard you try, you're still gonba suck. Also I doubt From Software didn't try at all, considering that they made a free DLC pack that came with the game that us console gamers won't get for months, and the total price is 20$ less than we had to pay when the game came out. Also it's less looking at the pie and more waiting longer for him to finish it. He still said he doesn't know what his doing and it's going to taste like ass though, waiting twice as long isn't going to make that disappear.
Drop the pie analogy, because it wasn't apt the first time you used it, it still isn't, and it's not going to be the next time you bring it up. Pies aren't made for a platform and then ported to another platform. Pies don't take years to make for a group of potentially hundreds of people. Pies don't get petitions to be made. Pies can't get patched, modified or reworked. Pies are not software or anything resembling software, nor is the way pies get created particularly analogous to software development. It's a useless analogy, and I'm not even going to respond to this nonsense about waiting longer for someone to finish a fucking pie beyond saying this.
Oh, by the way, people weren't whining. They were asking From to port the game and showed them that there's a market for it. Calling something "whining" and applying hyperbole on top does nothing to prove your point.erttheking said:Maybe with the first point, but how many people would have whined to heaven and back if they never made it in the first place. Also who should they have outsourced it to. I'm geniunely curious.
...Then why the Hell did you even bring it up?RhombusHatesYou said:I'm as indifferent to your emotional state now as I was before.erttheking said:FINE! I"M TOO FUCKING LAZY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE A FUCKING PC! I DON'T WANT TO LEARN HOW TO USE A FUCKING PC BECAUSE FRANKLY I'M FUCKING CONTENT WITH AN XBOX 360 AND HAVING A "SHITTY" 30 FPS BECAUSE I REALLY COULDN'T FUCKING CARE LESS! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
You seem emotionally unstable. I would recommend consulting a therapist. I'm not even joking, I really mean it, if a reasonable reply like that can inspire such anger something must be up.FINE! I"M TOO FUCKING LAZY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE A FUCKING PC! I DON'T WANT TO LEARN HOW TO USE A FUCKING PC BECAUSE FRANKLY I'M FUCKING CONTENT WITH AN XBOX 360 AND HAVING A "SHITTY" 30 FPS BECAUSE I REALLY COULDN'T FUCKING CARE LESS! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
Look, about the graphics, nobody has asked for high res textures or any extra doodads. Just proper scaling for the standard resolutions and no FPS lock - basic stuff, The game's art holds up great on its own, but without these little adjustments for PC, it's like having a nice painting in a crappy, dusty old frame. It doesn't do it justice, as simple as that.grey_space said:This. I mean fucking seriously. Console players have to do without a lot of titles that are either exclusive to PC or to other console platforms. That just the way it is.Witty Name Here said:snip
From software said that they were no good at PC ports but decided to go for it anyway; then everyone in PCland decides to have a bitchfit at the quality of the graphics?
I have heard no comments as to the quality of the gameplay as of yet.
This just seems like a pile of immature whining to me.
I'll say it one more time: the fact that you have low standards due to your outdated, feature-stripped technology does not mean I am over-entitled or immature for demanding better.grey_space said:This. I mean fucking seriously. Console players have to do without a lot of titles that are either exclusive to PC or to other console platforms. That just the way it is.
From software said that they were no good at PC ports but decided to go for it anyway; then everyone in PCland decides to have a bitchfit at the quality of the graphics?
I have heard no comments as to the quality of the gameplay as of yet.
This just seems like a pile of immature whining to me.
That's totally fine. Just don't complain when people who have taken the time and effort and money to put together a good PC want software that takes advantage of their hard work to even the most basic degree.erttheking said:FINE! I"M TOO FUCKING LAZY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE A FUCKING PC! I DON'T WANT TO LEARN HOW TO USE A FUCKING PC BECAUSE FRANKLY I'M FUCKING CONTENT WITH AN XBOX 360 AND HAVING A "SHITTY" 30 FPS BECAUSE I REALLY COULDN'T FUCKING CARE LESS! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
What? I swore a couple of times and turned on Caps lock and all of a sudden I'm emotional unstable? What? Please tell me that you're kidding. I'm freaking angry because this thread is driving me up the wall, mainly because I've had six different people replying to me telling me that I'm full of crap and because overall I'm getting a little tired of the Escapist being 90% dedicated to saying why a (Developer/Publisher/Game) is complete crap. That's all we ever do nowadays. X is crap, Y is stupid, Z is absurd. And I'm freaking TIRED of it, everyone here seems to tear apart everything that wasn't made by Valve...and when someone does make a thread criticizing their games, the replies are all "Well aren't you a special snowflake" or "no one cares" or stuff like that. It's a straw that broke a camel's back situation, pure and simple.FeloniousMonk said:You seem emotionally unstable. I would recommend consulting a therapist. I'm not even joking, I really mean it, if a reasonable reply like that can inspire such anger something must be up.FINE! I"M TOO FUCKING LAZY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE A FUCKING PC! I DON'T WANT TO LEARN HOW TO USE A FUCKING PC BECAUSE FRANKLY I'M FUCKING CONTENT WITH AN XBOX 360 AND HAVING A "SHITTY" 30 FPS BECAUSE I REALLY COULDN'T FUCKING CARE LESS! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
Well if it was a tofu shop and you were...oh forget it. I'm freaking tired of this thread, I'm getting nothing out of it except a massive headache. I'm just going around in circles not getting anywhere. From Software said that their port would be crap and they didn't try to hide it, that's why everyone getting all worked up is bugging me, because frankly they should have seen it coming. Besides, there's a mod online, just download that and *bang*, problem solved. Maybe the controls are bad, but I've heard from another thread that you can use an xbox 360 controller and it handle just fine. Just some advice. It's just I think that everyone is getting worked up over nothing and...Christ I'm tired. I'm going to get out of this thread before I say or do something stupid and get myself banned. Sorry if I came across as overly aggressive everyone. I just...Christ I'm tired.peruvianskys said:I'll say it one more time: the fact that you have low standards due to your outdated, feature-stripped technology does not mean I am over-entitled or immature for demanding better.grey_space said:This. I mean fucking seriously. Console players have to do without a lot of titles that are either exclusive to PC or to other console platforms. That just the way it is.
From software said that they were no good at PC ports but decided to go for it anyway; then everyone in PCland decides to have a bitchfit at the quality of the graphics?
I have heard no comments as to the quality of the gameplay as of yet.
This just seems like a pile of immature whining to me.
If I went to a restaurant, ordered a steak, and received a brick of tofu, "Everyone else here likes the tofu, stop complaining" is not a valid response from the waiter when I mention that I didn't receive what I ordered. PCs are better for playing video games, without question, and it follows that we'll have higher standards. True HD, 60 FPS, crisp textures - these aren't crazy demands. All we're asking is that a PC port run and control like PC games have been running and controlling for five years now. Just because consoles have lagged behind to a ridiculous degree doesn't change the fact that this port is not up to even the most basic standards of PC gaming.
Consoles, with their slideshow framerates, blurry textures, and low resolutions, are clearly the lowest common denominator; I'm not going to be made to feel bad for asking that a video game company in 2012 shoot at least for the middle of the range.
That's totally fine. Just don't complain when people who have taken the time and effort and money to put together a good PC want software that takes advantage of their hard work to even the most basic degree.erttheking said:FINE! I"M TOO FUCKING LAZY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE A FUCKING PC! I DON'T WANT TO LEARN HOW TO USE A FUCKING PC BECAUSE FRANKLY I'M FUCKING CONTENT WITH AN XBOX 360 AND HAVING A "SHITTY" 30 FPS BECAUSE I REALLY COULDN'T FUCKING CARE LESS! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
Whoopee-doo... There are plenty of companies that don't port to PC, suffer some backlash, and yet manage to muddle on without openning a vein. Rockstar alone would be sobbing in the fetal position for eternity if PC gamer backlash was something most companies gave a shit about.grey_space said:But then if they didn't do the port they'd have to deal with backlash and negative PR anyway
I don't consider someone crapping out a bare-minimum, below standard port and expecting me to pony up US$69.95 for it (that's the steam price for Aussies) is acting in good faith. In fact, it's much, much closer to taking the piss.Point is they were doing this in good faith and because they were asked.
Then maybe you should have read their interviews where they stated that this was a port, not a pc version with pc features. No, PC Gamers begged for Dark Souls, From told us that they couldn't develop for PC and it would be the same as the XBox version. Don't post petitions saying you don't care and just want to play the game, and then get up in arms after the money is spent.Draech said:I buy a PC game expecting PC quality. Not Xbox. Bad excuses are bad excuses.
I don't care for the whole console vs PC (since I own both) either but it is clear to me you are missing the point. People petitioned to have them make a game on the PC, and with that comes bare minimum standards. Even the laziest companies that create the same game every year at least has some semblance of these minimum standards.grey_space said:I'm not getting into the whole Console vs PC debate/thing quite frankly it bores the hole off me.
I'm fully willing to admit that PC's are the 'better' gaming machine when it comes to graphics.
That is not the point.
Some PC users petitioned for a port. They got a port. They were told that it was an exact port and what they were getting was what they were getting.
Should From sortware have a designated team with PC expertise?
I Don't know. Maybe.
However; If you were told what kind of game you were getting ahead of time and that it would not match your exacting standards (and I fully admit that the average PC gamer's standards would be more exacting in the areas for graphics, etc.), then don't buy the game.
Don't ask for it, be warned about it, get it, and then whine about it.
erttheking said:Well, if someone had pointed out flaws in my thinking (PC technicians and PC gamers have innate knowledge or some such)I would be grateful for them relieving me of my illusions.FeloniousMonk said:What? I swore a couple of times and turned on Caps lock and all of a sudden I'm emotional unstable? What? Please tell me that you're kidding. I'm freaking angry because this thread is driving me up the wall, mainly because I've had six different people replying to me telling me that I'm full of crap and because overall I'm getting a little tired of the Escapist being 90% dedicated to saying why a (Developer/Publisher/Game) is complete crap. That's all we ever do nowadays. X is crap, Y is stupid, Z is absurd. And I'm freaking TIRED of it, everyone here seems to tear apart everything that wasn't made by Valve...and when someone does make a thread criticizing their games, the replies are all "Well aren't you a special snowflake" or "no one cares" or stuff like that. It's a straw that broke a camel's back situation, pure and simple.
It doesn't seem healthy to me to get so wound up over a topic like this.
I can understand why you'd be upset at the purported hypocrisy of some posters, but it is far more constructive to explain your reasoning in an expository manner.
I just don't get why an(ultimately)trivial discussion on a corner of the internet would make you so angry, is all.
If you have a problem with what people are saying, try forming points to counter them. If you can't think of any that hold up, odds are you're wrong, which is fine. Everyone is often wrong. I'm wrong, often. I'm actively grateful when somebody corrects me.
It took you 2500+ posts to figure out what kind of community the Escapist is? If it's not made by Valve, it's shit (although even Valve can fuck up, just look at CS:GO. and look at the lack of "constructive criticism" around here.) If it's not Bethesda, it's shit. If it's EA it's a war crime. "Yay indie!"erttheking said:snip