What?! But, I, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-JimmyBassatti said:You also may notice, we have deleted your internet. You are our ***** now. I hope you have a good gag reflex, for your service will be needed at one of our many cartel mansions in Columbia.Irridium said:Ok, thats kinda wierd bu-JimmyBassatti said:If you are wondering why you suddenly lost most of your files, it's because we cleared up some hard drive space for you.Irridium said:Well, not sure if I should believe someone on the internet, but I love Silent Bob, so download I shall!JimmyBassatti said:Another advancement of our company is spyruses. They... protect you, from spyware and viruses.Irridium said:ZOMG! That would be awesome! But wait, does it have any spyware or viruses?JimmyBassatti said:Would you also like to download our newest free program, Smiley Central? You get a thousand new emoticons that work on MSN, AIM, email, and internet forums.Irridium said:Hm... what could possibly go wrong!JimmyBassatti said:Also, I'll give all this information to my friend, who is a Nigerian prince. If you give him 100 dollars, he'll repay you with a thousand.Irridium said:Awesome!JimmyBassatti said:If you buy six now, I'll also throw in a cassette player, which is making a comeback.Irridium said:Well what do you all expect?
Microsoft and Sony aren't game companies. They're larger, worldwide, electronics companies with video game divisions. As worldwide companies, they need to appeal to everyone. That means getting games that appeal to everyone. This is what everyone gets for putting their faith in these companies.
The last console for gamers was the Dreamcast. Nowadays consoles are multimedia devices that just happen to play games.
HOLY SHIT!JimmyBassatti said:The game industry is hardly going to die. If you believe such a thing, would you also like to buy a DVD rewinder? It rewinds MP3s, too.
I've been looking for one of those!
Lets see, its asking for my credit card number, social security number, PIN number, and my mothers maiden name...
But who cares! I can rewind my DVD's!
MY PORN! YOU BASTARD!
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