The Death of Bill Gates

[rabidmidget]

With that much money, you could bribe police to look the other way for genocide

 

[Exocet]

Let's see...
Do everything I've been wanting to do for a long time without the constraint of time and money,buy a few houses and cars,keep 5 billion dollars and give out the rest to charity.

I'm pretty sure no one here could see the difference between having 5 billion and 50 billion in terms of lifestyle.After a while,there are so many zeroes you just stop counting.

 

[mikecoulter]

Buy Apple. Then mourn his death buy burying a Zune.

Or continue his charity work.

 

[Red Right Hand]

Probably get a cocaine addiction...you know...like any other rich person.

 

[KiruTheMant]

I would buy a small island,set 500000$ aside,then put the rest of the money into blowing the island up artfully.

 

[AfroTree]

One word: Batman.

This

Then I would

create

A Disk Thrower suit! with discs

 

[LethalBargi]

i would be come a vigilante hero, and take down corporate corruption

 

[Ch@Z]

I always wanted to buy a singing rubber fish.

 

[The Tommunist]

I always wanted to buy a singing rubber fish.

This sir, made me gaffow.

 

[Ithera]

If it sounds to good to be true, it isn't. I would hang up. I would need a lot of convincing to believe such an outrageous claim.

 

[SimuLord]

Keep every goddamn cent of it and be glad it happened during the waived estate-tax year. Then wonder if my blatant Windows and PC fanboyism could have secretly caught his attention or if he just looked at my name and thought "that sounds like a cool guy, I'll give him my money."

 

[tombman888]

id spend 2 hours on the phone just asking the same question " so this ISN'T a prank call right?!"

then once i have the money, buy an entire shopping center " like westfeild or something " , and i would also like to go on a world trip. Then, with the remainder of the money, give 3/5 of it to charity, and keep the rest for myself and my close relatives

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

One word: Batman.

Hahaha. I believe you win the thread.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I'd buy an abandoned nuclear silo and renovate it so I can live there.
I might have to move to the USA for that though...

Also: When I saw the title I thought he died...

Already done, but its still an awesome place to live.

I know it's already being done, I read about it a few weeks ago...

 

[MiracleOfSound]

I would ponder my complete indifference for a moment and continue eating my lunch.

 

[Davrel]

Build a colossal statue of myself, made of...of...glory and thousands of feet tall. Then I would burn the rest - epic trolling.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Be happy that Da Vinci's Notebook got their wish.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I'd get very confused as to why. I've never met Bill Gates and there is no reason why he'd know I even exist.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Live the rest of my life pressure free, doing the things I want to do with life in a nice, comfortable country house somewhere. I'd probably be a lot more productive without the pressure from people above me.