The "Describe a movie in one boring sentence" Game

[ANImaniac89]

Night of the living dead: People spend time in a house
Dawn of the Dead: People spend time in a mall
Day of the Dead: People spend time in a bunker
Land of the Dead: people spend time on an island
The Exorcist: priest talks to spooky girl
Clerks: guy goes to work (he wasn't suppose to be their)
Clerks II: guy goes to work ten years later
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: two friends have a weekend in Vegas
Dracula: People from other places should never be trusted
Psycho: guy has mommy issues
A Clockwork Orange: guy gets out of jail

 

[Mutough]

Fist of the North Star: A man and his brothers have a disagreement over who should be the one to learn.
Big Lebowski: A man seeks restitution for his ruined rug... Wait, that's the plot.
An Indecent Proposal: A guy pays a woman to have sex with him and she feels bad about it... Wait, DAMMIT!
Ghostbusters: Three scientists get fired from their job.

 

[ajb924]

District 9: Guy get's sick
Charlie Bartlett: Kid gets expelled, goes to new school.
Cop Out: Man loses trading card
21: Some college kids play blackjack.
The Hangover: Four guys go to Vegas, they all come back.

 

[Captain Karma]

Max Keeble's Big Move: Max Keeble has to move.

 

[Corn Cutter]

Pulp Fiction: Two suits with a briefcase

 

[GodKlown]

Ninja Scroll: Surprise! It's about a ninja and 90 minutes long.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure: Two guys use a phone booth to call boring people throughout history for a school project.

The Matrix: Guy works a boring desk job until he figures out that the entire world is a lie. And he learns kung-fu. Then he dies.

The Devil's Rejects: Campy fun featuring three likable characters on the run from the cops.

Friday: A guy spends his first day out of work with a friend.
Next Friday: Still unemployed, a guy moves in with his uncle and gets a job where he gets fired.
Friday After Next: Two guys who share an apartment and a career and they get robbed.

2F2F Toyko Drift: Race movie set in Japan starring an American kid.

Terminator Salvation: What happens to a good franchise with a big CGI budget and no Schwarzenegger.

Might I suggest re-listing this thread with video games?

 

[ANImaniac89]

Die Hard: Man has disappointing Christmas party
Die Hard 2: Man has delayed flight
Spider-Man: Dorky teenager jumps off building
Kill Bill vol.1: Japan is lacking a police force
Kill Bill Vol.2: Guy talks about Superman
Pulp Fiction: Redneck cop really likes black guys
The Matrix: Guy takes pill to wakes up
Interview with the Vampire: Possibly gay guy talks about stuff
Crash (NC-17 film):Guy Really likes cars
Vulgar: Some guys really enjoy clowns

 

[swansman]

300: SPARTA!!!

(Sorry if someone else did this already but I am not looking through 8 pages to see if someone did)

 

[Klarinette]

Romeo and Juliet: Two families solve a civil dispute out of court.
Pirates of the Carribean: Former ship captain tries to get his title back.
Sweeney Todd: Woman starts a profitable restaurant.

Awesome. The Sweeney Todd one really got me

 

[ANImaniac89]

Pink Floyd's The Wall: A sad man sings
Heavy Metal: Naked women swims
Heavy Metal 2000: Naked women swims
Watchmen: Angry man speaks in sentence fragments (without Squid)
Batman Begins: Man puts on spandex because he misses his mommy
The Dark Knight: Man decides to keep spandex on
Inglourious Basterds: Film has disappointing opening night
Fight Club: Man get exorcise with his imaginary friend

 

[Gorog2]

Eragon, A boy gets a flying lizard

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

Fist of the Northstar: A man wanders a wasteland in search of lost love.
The Last Unicorn: An incompetent magician seriously botches a magick trick.
Kill Bill: A woman takes out her anger on the man who ruined her wedding.
Citizen Kane: People try to figure out what an old man's last words meant.
300: A group of insurgents die in a failed rebellion.
Fritz the cat: A college boy tries to impress a girl he likes.

 

[Gizmo]

The Box- What?

Shutter Island- Guy goes insane.

Harry Potter- Pew pew.

 

[Unoriginal]

Shrooms- A girl takes a powerful drug and goes insane

 

[mignius]

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[Sporky111]

Anchorman: Office romance conflicts with friends.

Blade Runner: Ex-cop becomes cop, goes through a six pack.

Public Enemies: A historical film involving bluebirds.