The Developers Hate You

[teutonicman]

The Force Unleashed. "Oh, you want your guy to do this action? FUCK YOU!" is what I hear in my head from the developers when I play any of the bosses. All the basic enemies are pretty easy to kill, and you can actually feel pretty awesome against them, but the bosses are just broken.

Also the phrase "game breaking bullshit magician" is fantastic. I need to find ways to use that in my everyday life.

Game Dev's: "We want you to feel like The Force incarnate and that's why we're going to let you bring down a GOD DAMN Star Destroyer! Only you're going to have to do it while killing tie fighters off-screen and angle the destroyer just right before you can bring it down.... at the SAME TIME. Suck on that kiddies!"

 

[Mattdoesrock]

The mission in BF:BC2 where you have to run down that street... While being mortared.

/me ragequits.

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, the guys who made Battletoads for the NES obviously hate our guts. Screw the Turbo Tunnel, especially on two player mode.

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

Oh, plenty.

Far Cry 2 - Completely different from the first one.

Fable 2 - Don't even get my started.

Mainly, anything with a "2" slapped on the end of it has dissapointed me.

Uncharted 2, Mass Effect 2, Half-Life 2, Team Fortress 2 and Assassin's Creed 2 would like to speak to you.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Oh, plenty.

Far Cry 2 - Completely different from the first one.

Fable 2 - Don't even get my started.

Mainly, anything with a "2" slapped on the end of it has dissapointed me.

Uncharted 2, Mass Effect 2, Half-Life 2, Team Fortress 2 and Assassin's Creed 2 would like to speak to you.

Fallout 2 is waiting out the back when they're finished.

 

[CowboyfromHell666]

Oh, plenty.

Far Cry 2 - Completely different from the first one.

Fable 2 - Don't even get my started.

Mainly, anything with a "2" slapped on the end of it has dissapointed me.

Uncharted 2, Mass Effect 2, Half-Life 2, Team Fortress 2 and Assassin's Creed 2 would like to speak to you.

Fallout 2 is waiting out the back when they're finished.

Left 4 Dead 2 is on his way as well

 

[The Rascal King]

I have stressed this in other topics, but Resident Evil 4 proves that there is one smirking dickhead developer in Capcom that likes making people suffer. Remember how much fun you had while playing (and the feeling you had when you saw the chainsaw guy? I was all like "FUCKFUCKFUCK!" when I saw that *****)until you had to schlep Ashley around and the rest of the game and then it was just back and forth frustration and pure fun? I sure do.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Oh, plenty.

Far Cry 2 - Completely different from the first one.

Fable 2 - Don't even get my started.

Mainly, anything with a "2" slapped on the end of it has dissapointed me.

Uncharted 2, Mass Effect 2, Half-Life 2, Team Fortress 2 and Assassin's Creed 2 would like to speak to you.

Fallout 2 is waiting out the back when they're finished.

Left 4 Dead 2 is on his way as well

And isn't he bringing Bad Company 2 with him as well?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

do they hate us with a passion?

Considering the amount of frivolous complaining we do (and by 'we' I mean you, the rest of the gaming population except me) I really can't say I blame them if they do.

 

[CowboyfromHell666]

Oh, plenty.

Far Cry 2 - Completely different from the first one.

Fable 2 - Don't even get my started.

Mainly, anything with a "2" slapped on the end of it has dissapointed me.

Uncharted 2, Mass Effect 2, Half-Life 2, Team Fortress 2 and Assassin's Creed 2 would like to speak to you.

Fallout 2 is waiting out the back when they're finished.

Left 4 Dead 2 is on his way as well

And isn't he bringing Bad Company 2 with him as well?

Oh yes he is, along with Gears of War 2. Oh boy this won't end well.

 

[Rainheart]

So we all gather up in a thread and discuss why some people, we likely will never even see or - god forbid - meet, hate us? Come on. They don't hate you, they just do not fucking care. I could go on about how they are all human, but nah.

Yahtzee tried to explain this once, by saying, that a sequel is often made by fanboys, whereas developing a game desperately needs all sorts of people - not only those fanboys. But even Yahtzee said, there are actually good sequels and games out there, so I guess there is... hope in that matter? Also: Silent Hill 2.

I like to point out too, that some games are specifically designed to be hard or even ultra fucking hard, but that's a niché, so don't play it if you think that you'll get frustrated.
What the fuck was that example with the Batman:AA Fight. Yes, it is the hardest difficulty... 'nough said.

R

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Oh, plenty.

Far Cry 2 - Completely different from the first one.

Fable 2 - Don't even get my started.

Mainly, anything with a "2" slapped on the end of it has dissapointed me.

Uncharted 2, Mass Effect 2, Half-Life 2, Team Fortress 2 and Assassin's Creed 2 would like to speak to you.

Fallout 2 is waiting out the back when they're finished.

The Empire Strikes Back isn't far behind.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Oh, plenty.

Far Cry 2 - Completely different from the first one.

Fable 2 - Don't even get my started.

Mainly, anything with a "2" slapped on the end of it has dissapointed me.

Uncharted 2, Mass Effect 2, Half-Life 2, Team Fortress 2 and Assassin's Creed 2 would like to speak to you.

Fallout 2 is waiting out the back when they're finished.

Left 4 Dead 2 is on his way as well

And isn't he bringing Bad Company 2 with him as well?

Oh yes he is, along with Gears of War 2. Oh boy this won't end well.

It's ok, Street Fighter 2 is coming to mediate.

 

[Deathkingo]

The final bosses on DoA 3 and Tekken 4. And a few times on SoulCalibur. Man, why are all these fighting games? So I sense a pattern?

 

[x434343]

Oh, plenty.

Far Cry 2 - Completely different from the first one.

Fable 2 - Don't even get my started.

Mainly, anything with a "2" slapped on the end of it has dissapointed me.

Uncharted 2, Mass Effect 2, Half-Life 2, Team Fortress 2 and Assassin's Creed 2 would like to speak to you.

Fallout 2 is waiting out the back when they're finished.

Left 4 Dead 2 is on his way as well

And isn't he bringing Bad Company 2 with him as well?

Oh yes he is, along with Gears of War 2. Oh boy this won't end well.

It's ok, Street Fighter 2 is coming to mediate.

Aren't Pokemon Gold and Silver coming along for pics? And I do believe Call of Duty 2 is polishing up his Tommy Gun. Battlefield 2 is tagging along with Bad Company 2, and Red Alert 2 is going to be bringing the tissues to clean up with.

 

[CowboyfromHell666]

Oh, plenty.

Far Cry 2 - Completely different from the first one.

Fable 2 - Don't even get my started.

Mainly, anything with a "2" slapped on the end of it has dissapointed me.

Uncharted 2, Mass Effect 2, Half-Life 2, Team Fortress 2 and Assassin's Creed 2 would like to speak to you.

Fallout 2 is waiting out the back when they're finished.

Left 4 Dead 2 is on his way as well

And isn't he bringing Bad Company 2 with him as well?

Oh yes he is, along with Gears of War 2. Oh boy this won't end well.

It's ok, Street Fighter 2 is coming to mediate.

But what about God of War 2? I heard he was on his way too.

 

[Korten12]

Oh, plenty.

Far Cry 2 - Completely different from the first one.

Fable 2 - Don't even get my started.

Mainly, anything with a "2" slapped on the end of it has dissapointed me.

Uncharted 2, Mass Effect 2, Half-Life 2, Team Fortress 2 and Assassin's Creed 2 would like to speak to you.

Fallout 2 is waiting out the back when they're finished.

Left 4 Dead 2 is on his way as well

And isn't he bringing Bad Company 2 with him as well?

Oh yes he is, along with Gears of War 2. Oh boy this won't end well.

It's ok, Street Fighter 2 is coming to mediate.

Killzone 2 is also coming for a visit. xD how long will this go?

 

[Mr. In-between]

Mortal Kombat 3 on the SNES. I swear to god, the game reacts to the buttons you push before your character even makes the attack.

It's complete and utter bullshit.

 

[TelHybrid]

well, i just played sonic 1 on an emulator, and considering it is meant to be a fast paced game, they put a lot of stuff in there which forces you to slow down / wait.

That's because emulators don't have BLAST PROCESSING!!

OT: Azazel on Tekken 6. I fucking hate that guy!! Most unbalanced unfair boss in any Tekken game. He makes me want to kick several kittens.