The earth has about four years left

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phantasmalWordsmith

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I'd split things into priorities.

1, Get laid (I'm still a virgin)
2, Get drunk a lot
3, Punch the person I hate the most - scratch that, Kill the person I hate the most
4, Say "I told you so" to everyone who said the world is going to end in 2012 (bogus)
5, achieve something
 

MolotoK

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Well, let's get looting!

The interesting moral dilemma here is not what to do when the world ends (short answer: rape and pillage. long answer: lots of rape and lots of pillage)
The real question: What should the scientists do, who know about the black hole. Tell the people of this world about their coming end or keep it quiet?
 

MassiveGeek

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Gah!

I'd do everything in my power to spend as much of that time as possible with my boyfriend and my family. Also I'd buy a cat, on the spot, immediatly.

I wouldn't worry about my grades in school as much though. o.o I wouldn't be able to do much with them.
 

chris89300

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Stop worrying about that thing, it can Not create a big enough black hole to do anything more than fuck their results up for a while.
 

aPod

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I'd apply for a job at Nasa. Send me in space baby! Lets save the human race. Again.
 

Bobipine

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Probably continue life as it is right now. But with more over analyzing people actions for my personal curiosity needs. That's really probably how it'll go for me, if I'm allowed to do so anyway, I kinda doubt much of the needed people will do the same (still studying so, I'd need some teachers and someone to approve eventual degree)
Though that's fairly boring, after all so am I.. hmmm, maybe save some whiskey for the day I learn the news or the last day, while listening either to the final hour of Majora's mask or Always look on the bright side of life.
 

Snake Plissken

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The_Spirit_of_Epic said:
get drunk. then realize that the LHC cant create a black hole large enough to eat the earth. then get more drunk.
This. Getting drunk, and then getting more drunk is pretty much my daily routine anyways. Why change just because I won't wake up to see tomorrow?
 
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Anarchemitis said:
The Unworthy Gentleman said:
Anarchemitis said:
I'd let tomorrow worry about itself.
This guy has my mindset. If it isn't happening right now, I don't need to care. Just continue to watch the world fly by, maybe drink through a lot of it. But, ultimately, I won't care.
I didn't I didn't care, I said I wouldn't worry.
Same difference, I'll worry when the time comes to it but until then I don't care for any of it.
 

Lilani

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Anarchemitis said:
I'd let tomorrow worry about itself.
Exactly. Plan ahead, but don't give up on today just because it might rain tomorrow.
 

iLikeHippos

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I'd go on with my daily life, and laugh in the faces of the imbeciles who dwelled in a blind panic before the 'catastrophe' have blown over.
Because these hysterias blows over like leafs in the wind once the looming doom has proven false.

However, If it, as unlikely as it may be, prove true, than I will sign for a colonization on another planet with my family.
 

Ace of Spades

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I would continue to live my life as I am now. Even if you presented me with compelling evidence that it was going to happen, I probably still would not accept it.
 

Raesvelg

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It's questionable whether you'd get the full four years, to be honest. It's entirely possible that the people in charge would decline to inform the public (and shoot anyone who threatened to) because of that whole mass chaos thing that would ensue the instant the world at large understood that the end was coming and there was nothing to be done about it.
 

loc978

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Lt.Snuffles said:
Ok, its got a little longer but a potential (however extreamly rare) outcome of the LHC is a sustained Black hole which would eat the earth out in about 4 years.
Lt.Snuffles said:
eat the earth out
I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself... did anyone else have trouble reading the rest of the post after that little bit of innuendo?

anyway...
OT: I'd live as if it weren't going to happen. Nothing I can do about a black hole anyway, with my resources and the human race's current level of technology.
Can't even move offworld.
 

emenar

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Spend the time recruiting a team of specialists to save the world. Bruce Willis, Matt Damon, Jackie Chan, Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, and the voice cast of Dragonball Z why not. This will be our team that will.... something something something... save the world!

And if i cant recruit em, well im most likely just gonna carry on with my life without any worry of some stupid unlickly to happen black hole anyways. And if it does, deal with it when it does, which wont be too likely possible anyways (unless you have this team of course)
 

Crazy_Dude

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the rye said:
Hang out with friends for the remainding time then kill myself.
(i don't want to be killed by a black hole it scares me)
It would happen within a split second you wouldnt even notice. But then again the chances of this ever happening are very slim to Impossible.

As for me I would just do my regular live. Just get hammered/wasted more often since you dont really have to worry about long term damage.