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SonicWaffle

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Lt.Snuffles said:
Ok, its got a little longer but a potential (however extreamly rare) outcome of the LHC is a sustained Black hole which would eat the earth out in about 4 years.
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The_Spirit_of_Epic said:
get drunk. then realize that the LHC cant create a black hole large enough to eat the earth. then get more drunk.
Clarify this for me

Would this be any different to what you do currently?
 

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JUMBO PALACE said:
The LHC is not going to create a black hole that will consume the world. If it did create a black hole, it would only exist for a fraction of a second before dissapearing. We don't have the technology to create dark matter, energy, or black holes.
That's what they want you to think!
 

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liamlemon7 said:
Pretty much become a raider. Take what I want and kill those who don't want me to take it
That is only if i'm certain the world is ending
same thing as this guy! make a raider gang called the great khans or the fiends and lord over everyone until someone makes a political group and kill our women and children for fun, yay!
 

hudsonzero

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check to see if I have simultaneously grown wings because that is more likely than a black hole happening
 

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Lt.Snuffles said:
Ok, its got a little longer but a potential (however extreamly rare) outcome of the LHC is a sustained Black hole which would eat the earth out in about 4 years.
If that was to happen, what would you use those four years doing?
Write a book about black holes destroying the earth and go out a milllionare.

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Cha-ching!
 

TriggerUnhappy

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I'm incredibly dissapointed you didn't say five years:
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I'm going to ignore that fact though, and become Ziggy Stardust anyways.
 

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Lt.Snuffles said:
Ok, its got a little longer but a potential (however extreamly rare) outcome of the LHC is a sustained Black hole which would eat the earth out in about 4 years.
If that was to happen, what would you use those four years doing?

Personally, I would spend those four years at first not changing my life too much, saving myself for the last year where I would probably be a complete dick
I would barely change my normal schedule, though I may take a few international trips.
And buy a tank.....
 

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gonzo20 said:
liamlemon7 said:
Pretty much become a raider. Take what I want and kill those who don't want me to take it
That is only if i'm certain the world is ending
same thing as this guy! make a raider gang called the great khans or the fiends and lord over everyone until someone makes a political group and kill our women and children for fun, yay!
Great khans HA! No well will be the Tunnel Snakes Cuz TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!
 

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While I can't believe people are still on about this LHC black hole business, If it were to happen, I'd start a web series similar to daily drop, in which things are thrown into the black hole in slow motion.
 

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The_Spirit_of_Epic said:
get drunk. then realize that the LHC cant create a black hole large enough to eat the earth. then get more drunk.
I wuv you! Let's get drunk together!

He's right but if that stupid scenario would happen, then I would dance the hoka poka and continue with my life.
 

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
not worry about getting a job or school and take all my savings and play games till the end
 

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Anarchemitis said:
I'd let tomorrow worry about itself.
Perfect answer, exactly what I would say.

Some might say that's shortsighted.

Some might say that's selfish.

Some might say, 'think of the children'.

To which I reply:

It's not shortsighted if we're all gonna feed a black hole with the Earth munchies.

It's not selfish if I spread the joy of 'in the moment' living with many people.

The children? According to this, they don't even have a future. They can bite me.
 

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I would spend those years much as I would've done anyway.

These threats to human civilisation constantly emerge and disappear. As my mother once said "It all works out in the long run for some reason."
 

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Granted I think it's stupid. Why bother trying to figure out how the universe was made. We'll never replicate it. Even if we could, where the hell would we put a whole 'nother universe?

But the machine will not cause a black hole that'll kill us. The chance is extremely small, and we have a better chance at getting hit by the Apohis comet in 2038