The earth has about four years left

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KaiRai

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I'd release a Nuke on every city. Who wants to be killed by a black hole? That's for other Galaxies. Earth has it's Nuke thing going on right here.
 

Anarchemitis

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The Unworthy Gentleman said:
Same difference, I'll worry when the time comes to it but until then I don't care for any of it.
There's a difference between considering tomorrow and losing sleep over it.
 

alimination602

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I would spend the first 3 years hording supplies and planning.

Eventually, a few weeks before the end i would attack a space centre, steal a shuttle (And a crew capable of piloting it) and colonize Mars and establish a colony named New Al-land, and it's capital Al-grad.

It's the future.
 

DYin01

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If the whole world would know right now that the Earth only has four years left to exist and then it's all over.. Wether it actually happens or not probably won't matter, because civilization and humanity as we know it will have destroyed itself by then. ''We'll be gone in four years anyway!''.

Also, reschedule my dreames to make sure I make it all in four years. I'm guessing that 'World with an expiration date'' will provide all I need to make that happen.
 

Atmos Duality

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Spend 3 years living.
Spend 1 year hitting that black hole with a positron emitter.

That oughta shut it up.

Resume life as normal.
 

BrionJames

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accept fate. Tell the girl I've been friends with for the past 2 years how I feel about her, then go and spend the rest of my time with my friends, family, and girlfriend.
 
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Anarchemitis said:
The Unworthy Gentleman said:
Same difference, I'll worry when the time comes to it but until then I don't care for any of it.
There's a difference between considering tomorrow and losing sleep over it.
But none of use here can claim what we'd actually be like to any degree of great accuracy, it's a hypothetical that none of us can answer truthfully until the time actually comes. We can assume what we'd be like but we can't actually say that's what we'd be like.

The gist of what I said was the same as what you said initially, regardless of semantics.
 

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The LHC is not going to create a black hole that will consume the world. If it did create a black hole, it would only exist for a fraction of a second before dissapearing. We don't have the technology to create dark matter, energy, or black holes.
 

Palademon

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Massive internet buddy road trip on a bus!
Also, maybe get laid from desperate and lonely women.
Maybe in that order...
 

Lord Kloo

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Well I'm pretty sure they'd shut it down if they thought it could destroy the world.. but assuming you're right..

Do what I normally do until they are quite certain that it will blow up and the BBC is coving the end of the world on live television, then it gets a bit frisky..

Grab the shotgun..
Grab the aviators..
Put on aviators and pump shotgun..
Say stupidly.. "this shit just got real.."
 

Hoplon

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Why would anyone think the LHC could create a planet eating black hole?

Where would it get the mass?

How come this doesn't happen all the time? (since the upper atmosphere has higher energy collisions than the LHC can produce happening all the time)

why four years?

Why are there so many dooms day fetishist on the Escapist?
 

Lord Kloo

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Spend the time recruiting a team of specialists to save the world. Bruce Willis, Matt Damon, Jackie Chan, Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, and the voice cast of Dragonball Z why not. This will be our team that will.... something something something... save the world!

And if i cant recruit em, well im most likely just gonna carry on with my life without any worry of some stupid unlickly to happen black hole anyways. And if it does, deal with it when it does, which wont be too likely possible anyways (unless you have this team of course)
May I add that your team is missing one vital element,

Where the hell is Chuck Norris?

Alternatively you could just recruit the world's fattest people to go and clog up the black hole..
 

Tharwen

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I'm pretty sure that was never an outcome. The universe did this sort of thing all the time when it was younger, and it clearly survived.
 

AceDefective

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Pretty much become a raider. Take what I want and kill those who don't want me to take it
That is only if i'm certain the world is ending