The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Daye.04]

"Seeing as I'm the closest thing our group have to a leader, I say that I make my wish first.." Ram was interrupted by the mysterious figure. "Wait. Not yet. First I will take you home with me. And then you shall be able to recieve your powers"

*sniff sniff* "am I the only one smelling some kind of molesting in the air?" Lazor Cat said suspiciously. "Shut up, cat. Let's not screw this. I told you the figure was the one to trust"
"My name is not 'the figure'!" "Yeah yeah. Whatever. Let's head over to you home, shall we?" Ram said unpatiencely. And with that the heroes followed Tiriof

"Guys? Perhaps we could convince him to join our group. We could sure need a magician" lazor Cat wispered at the rear end of the group. "Dude. We allready have one" the Cowboy said pointing at the passed out member of the heroes. "No, you moron that's a logician. Not a magician." Lazor Cat corrected. "Oh right. But I'm pretty sure a logician cover the magician spot" the Cowboy replied.

Meanwhile back with the Dayes:
"[color=3F0548]Look![/color]" Daye.07 said pointing at two figures coming towards the party "[color=3F0548]It'sh thu two neu dayesh. 11 and 12.[/color]" *the whole group cheering*
"[color=3F0548]Uhm. You sure we should stick around these guys?[/color] Daye.11 asked 12. "[color=3F0548]You know what? I think we're better off alone. Let's head that way[/color]"
And so the two new Dayes wandered off into the horizon. leaving cheering, drinking and an old mans cry for help behind.

Back to our heroes:
"Well. Here we are" Tiriof told the group The heroes were stunned at the sight of Tiriofs house. "Okay ... Not completely as expected, but still .. Cozy ..."Ram said looking at Tiriofs wooden hut. "Yes. This is were I relax. Come on in. Make yourselves at home" Tiriof replied.

When they entered they were met by a very bright pink color "Dude! What gives?" Lazor cat said while covering his eyes. "What? Haven't you guys heard of the Pony badge? I'm totally up for the pony badge. I'll achieve true poniosity no matter the cost." The group looked uneasingly at eachother. "Come on! If it hadn't been for the whole pony-thing, I would never have be so helpful to you guys. Don't tell me you actually expected anyone to give you great powers with nothing in return?" "Well. He .. Has a point" Lazor cat stated. "Yeah. And this kinda explains the whole asking-us-to-be-his-friend-behaviour earlier. That kinda freaked me out" Master Kitty said.

"Very well. Enough chit-chat, eh? Shall we get started. I shall enter my office, while you guys come in one by one and I'll grant you one power of your wish. The rest of you'll just stick around in this beautiful pink room until I call you in .. Now .. Who's first? Oh! wait. One more thing. Please don't try out your powers inside the house. It gets so easily messy with that stuff. Please do go out in the garden if you have the urge."

Spoiler: The color of logicians computer is

[color=0000FF]0000FF[/color]

 

[Shapsters]

"OOhh!! OOHHH!! I wanna go first!" yelled Master Kitty while jumping up and down. "Uhh. I mean, I would like to go first sir. DO I get to choose my own or do you randomly assign them? If I get to choose, I would like to be able to control the space time continuum! Like Hiro Nakamura! (minus the time travel, just stopping time.) If I cant choose, I will be happy with any thing!"

 

[Daye.04]

"Yes, Mister Kitty. You shall have your wish granted. You just sit back and relax while I serve mister Ram meanwhile. Yes. You can choose. And so controll over the continuation of time shall be yours to command."

Not long after they left the others, 11 and 12 walk up to a small hut. They were about to walk pass it, when one of them suddenly notice a monkey inside the house.
As they investigated further, they see the two cats, the ram, the cowboy, and the passed out person on the floor.

"[color=3F0548]You think those are the ones we were told about?[/color]"
"[color=3F0548]I have no reason to doubt it, 12. I mean. How often do you see a collection of these kinds of creature gathered inside a wooden hut?[/color]"
"[color=3F0548]Wich has pink interior[/color]"
"[color=3F0548]Yes .. Oddly enough. Luckily, though. The logician's out of order. Wich means he will no longer limit our abilities[/color]"
"[color=3F0548]Well, in that case this should be an easy fight, right?[/color]"
"[color=3F0548]Doubt it. You think they'd make it this far if they had to rely on one person? No. And who said that we were supposed to fight them? We could try a more ... harmless approach[/color]"
"[color=3F0548]Intriquing, 11.[/color]"

 

[Ramthundar]

Meanwhile, back at the wooden-cabin:
"Alright, Ram. What would you like for powers?" Tiriof asked. The white goat pondered for a while. "Well," he thought to himself, "I already have some basic healing spells, and my head-butting is pretty effective, so that covers offense and defense. So maybe a little kick-assery should be in order." Finally making his mind up, he said to the wizard "Oh mighty Tiriof, I beseech ye with this request. Giveth to me the power of nature, to control with mine horns!"
The wizard gave him an odd look "O...k. You just needed to say please." and with that and a quick pass of his hands, Ram felt a tingle go through his horns.
"There now, you have the power of fire, water, wind, and earth. NEXT!" he called.
Ram happily skipped out of the room, so fully happy with his new prize, that he didn't the odd noises from behind.
"Hey, what are you two doin...?" "Get him!" THUNK! "Quickly, hide the body and put on his dress!

Spoiler: Orgazmo

HEYY!!!!!!!!! UR BACK!!!! but quick favor: could you not bring in a new villain? We already have a few, so we're good for now. You can keep Glenn for now, just don't add to much for now. And where's The Amazing Orgazmo in the story? We need you! or if nothing else, your character to use for hilarious sexual innuendos.

 

[Daye.04]

"[color=3F0548]Put on his dress? Dude, he's a ram.[/color]" 12 exclaimed "[color=3F0548]Yeah yeah whatever. But hurry. The others might come in any time now.[/color]"

meanwhile in the awfully pink room. "You guys heard that?" Laser Cat asked "Oh, don't worry. It's probably just Ram trying out his new powers." Ragnarok calmly said. "Whatver it is, I don't care. Because now I shall become master of time!" Master Kitty said while happily skipping into the office.

Spoiler: To Orgazmo

Aah .. Welcome back, sir. I've heard a lot about you .. It'll be a pleasure playing with you =P

 

[Ramthundar]

Ram walked by as Lazor Cat came through. "Hey guys, just got some awsome Nature powers. Gonna go and try them out now."
The group looked at him in confusion. "But weren't you just trying them out in the office?" Spike asked. "Uh, no. He said he didn't want us trying our powers out in his house. Didn't you hear him say that?"
Back in the office:
"No, you idiot! I said get the wizard's dress on! That's who we knocked out!"

 

[Daye.04]

"[color=3F0548] Would you stop acting so smug? Damn it! we didn't knock him out! I barely got my ass inside before you start telling me to dress up. What the deuce do you expect of me?[/color]" *noises of skipping outside the office* "[color=3F0548]Dude! The wizard used to have a face! How can they not be susp...[/color]" "[color=3F0548]Shush![/color]"

"I'm here to get my pres... Wait .. What happened to your fa..." *[color=FF0000]Thud![/color]*
"[color=3F0548]Never ever doubt me, 12. I can think ahead, you see[/color]" Daye.11 said while dragging Master Kittys body into the closet with Tiriofs

 

[000Ronald]

The Logician stepped out of the office, dusting himself off. "Hello. What did I miss?"

 

[Ramthundar]

"Logician! Your back with the living!" Ram cried in joy.
"But why did you just come out of the office? Wasn't I dragging your unconscious body around?" Ragnorak asked, confusion playing across his face.

 

[Daye.04]

"Chill, Rag. He's been teleporting us all over the world. Why wouldn't he teleport inside the office to pull a prank on us?"
"You're probably right" Ragnarok replied "Anyhow it's good to have you back, Logician. I was getting tired of walking"

"[color=3F0548]Dude! Dude! 11! Did you just see what I saw? Did .. Did the logician just appear just to walk out of the door?[/color]"
"[color=3F0548]Yes he did. And that means he's alive and well. And that means more trouble for us. Crap! I was so getting ready to take on all of these. Well. I guess that's it for us, then. There's no way we can cheat the Logician if he know about our presence. Let's just grab what we've captured and retreat. I'll put down a plan when we're far enough away.[/color]
And with that 11 and 12 grabbed Master Kitty and Tiriof and ran off.

 

[000Ronald]

"No..." The Logician replied. "I've been doing battle on the astral plane. That's a 200 pound bag of potatoes you're carrying around."

Ramthunder looked on his back. It was true. "Goddamn it." Ram sighed, his head falling to the ground.

"I get that a lot." Logician replied. "Now where the hell is my computer?"

 

[RagnorakTres]

"It's not on you? Jerry! Jerry! Where are you?"

"Oh wait, you mean the computer he drags all over the place? Yeah maddawg took it." said Lazorcat indifferently.

"Oh, well, since I know that now..." the Logician snapped his fingers and Jerry showed back up. "Jerry, why didn't you try to escape? I did put that electro shocker app on you for a reason."

<color=navy>*Yawn* Sorry, what? I was in sleep mode. What'd I miss?

Ragnorak: *facepalm*

"Anyway, I was elsewhere. What did we miss? And this room is a very shocking shade of pink." asked the Logician.

"Oh, all kinds of stuff. We were just becoming suspicious of the noises coming from behind this door." said Spike.

"Ah, right. Actually, I think I know where you are. Is this Tiriof's house?"

"Yep."

"I haven't talked to him in ages! I'll just go in and talk to him."

"Oh no, you don't." said Master Kitty. "I was promised to be allowed to go after Ram. I'm going next." So he did, and they all heard the "Hey, what happened to your fa*THUNK*" from behind the door. Ragnorak said "That's not suspicious at all. Jeez, do those clones think we're stupid or something?"

"How do you know it's the clones?" asked Ram, in a perfectly reasonable tone.

"Well, it might be maddawg, but I suspect that he's busy, what with the contractors fixing the Citadel and all."

"How do you know that?" asked Lazor Cat.

"The manager owes me. He keeps me informed of any evil clients that contact him. And Helena told me. Satellite surveillance rules."

<color=turquoise>Aw, thanks boss. Now I'm going to go back to giving Abacus over there a piece of my mind.

As the computers bickered kind-heartedly (well, sort of) in the background, the party gathered around the door. Then Spike kicked it in and Logician gave a long pedantic lecture in monotone involving lots of Boolean algebra that, when solved, proved that anyone who attempts to go faster than the speed of light, will nontheless never go faster than darkness that put everyone in the room to sleep, including Spike. "Sorry, old sport. Forgot you were there." he apologized. Then they trussed the clones up like Thanksgiving turkeys and woke the old wizard-smith up. "Logician! I haven't seen you since college! How are you?" After some idle chatter, the wizard finished outfitting the party and they turned to interrogating the clones on their intentions.

<spoiler=OOC>Post what he gave you, and then a question for the clones. Daye, you have to answer all the questions, but not truthfully, unless you feel the truth will help you more.
Just an idea!
Mmmmm...<url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XanatosGambit>Xanatos Gambits are fun...

 

[Daye.04]

"[color=3F0548]But 11! If .. If the Logician knew that we were there? Wouldn't it mean that it would be rather easy for him to round us up? I mean .. [/color]" 12 asked as they were running. "[color=3f0548]Yeah, as a matter of fact. I think you're right. We're probably screwed. Let's hold up for a minute[/color]" 11 and 12 stopped, and placed the bodies on the ground. "[color=3F0548]If I'm not mistaken, and the logician knows about our presence, we should be brought back ... Now![/color]

Silence. Absolutely nothing happens. "[color=3F0548]Allright! You know what that means, right?[/color]" With a flash they're back in the hut, realizing that there's no chance they'll be able to fight off al these heroes. "[color=3F0548] Yeah .. That the logician waited a second or two before he brought us back[/color]" Daye.12 said while looking at the Logician. "Guys. Come on. You should know better by now" The Logician said with a smile.

"Allright let's dress ths old man up again" Ragnarok said. "Oh, I did not have to see that!" Lazor Cat cried

Spoiler: I'm all in.

And by some reason, these guys have currently becomed the main foe, without being able to actually do anything against the heroes .. Neat .. Probably only temperarely, though =P

 

[Shapsters]

Master Kitty came hovering into the shack. using his new found telekinesis.

"What the hell? Where were you and how did that happen?" asked Ram

"It's a long story. Anyways where are those little bastards?"

"Oh ya, we already tied them to that chair over there." said Logican as he pointed to Daye.11 and 12.

"Oh, ok, well anyways, I found the old man." exclaimed Master Kitty

"Oh great, thanks for all the help!" sneered Laser Cat.

"ALRIGHT!! Thats it!! I'm through with you guys!" roared Master Kitty "I'm taking the old man, and going to Nexus and you can all suck it! See you guys later with a shit load of resitance!"

Master Kitty picked up Laser Cat and threw him across the room, snapping one of his legs like a twig. And then Master Kitty was gone with the old man.

Spoiler: Sorry about the no explanation

I wrote everything down then pressed back. I didn't feel like writing it down again.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Alright Dayes, Why you so interested in us?" Ram asked the wrapped up clones.
"Is it the information we have? Our Powers? THE PONY BADGE!? COME ON, SPILL WHAT YOU KNOW!"

Ram began to shake the two clones, until the rest of the group had to drag him away.
"Ehem, sorry guys. I just get a little carried away with these things."

 

[ThreeWords]

A weird hum, that seemed to shake the foundation of reality, followed by a flash of light.

Everyone reeled, and when their eyes had cleared, there stood before them a huge, blue-black, scaly, fanged and generally vicious looking alien.

ThreeWords grinned. "Alright guys? Sorry I'm late, I got kinda lost in space time. You know how it is..."

 

[Daye.04]

As the Dayes were getting ready for interigation, they saw Master Kitty hover into the room.
After asking where the Dayes were, he picked up Tiriof who got caught by suprise. "Oh, ok, well anyways, I found the old man." Master Kitty said, wich prompted a confused look from the rest of the group.
"Oh great, thanks for all the help!" Lazor Cat snerred at him. With that Master Kitty snapped completely. Turning back to his old evil self. Throwing Lazor Cat across the room while leaving with the wizard-smith.

"[color=3F0548]Wow .. I did not see that plot twist coming[/color]" 11 said. "I'm pretty sure that's because you don't have any eyes" Ragnarok pointed out.

"Alright Dayes, Why you so interested in us?" Ram asked as he turned towards the prisoners.
"[color=3F0548]Wha.. Dude[/color]"
"Is it the information we have? Our Powers? THE PONY BADGE!? COME ON, SPILL WHAT YOU KNOW!" Ram continued uninterrupted
"[color=3F0548]You guys got information? Wait? Do we get a pony badge if we kill you?[/color]" 12 asked with a tone that appereantly set Ram off, as he began to shake the two clones. He got pulled away from the clones by his friends. "[color=3F0548]Oh my .. I've never been shaked by a goat before[/color]" 12 said with a relief. "Not clever, dude" the Cowboy said while Rams eyes sterted to light up.

*hmmmmmmmMMMM* everything started to shake before Ram could do anything more. Then a bright flash leaving everyone except the Dayes blind.
ThreeWords stood in front of them appolegizing for his late appereance.

"Allright. uhm .. Guys? What do we do now? I mean ... Master Kittys gone back to his old master, and we haven't recieved all our powers yet." Ram speeched as he healed Lazor Cat
"Oh we're going after Master Kitty!" Lazor Cat shouted with anger. "He kinda has a point, you know." Ragnarok said. "You all ready?" Logician asked. AFter recievin a confirmation from the group, they were all gone in a flash.

"[color=3F0548]Great! Just perfect. Leaving us here like a couple of ribbons ..[/color]" 11 said while kicking the nearest thing.

Spoiler: Oh crap. Orgazmos gone again. This time forever.

Well. Seems like he got himself on the wrong side of the mods .. Again .. With no real reason to reicieve the punishment he did .. Again. I guess that pretty much sums up his participation here, then ...