The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Shapsters]

"Master Kitty!" demanded Maddawg "Turn this Pelican around! We must finish Lyons while he is weak!" "Yes sir" responded Master Kitty as he made a sharp U-Turn.

Suddenly, Daye.02 took a great leap and jumped on to the Pelican, repeatedly smashing the engine with a baseball bat until it was no more. The Pelican came crashing down in front of the group and out jumped Master Kitty and Maddawg. "This will be the end of you Lyons!" screamed Maddawg as he rushed toward Lyons.

<spoiler=Lastbayking> Its up to you at this point what happens so you have to decide what happens to Lyons before we can move on.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"And how do you plan to kill me Maddawg?" said Lyons. "Oh I'm not going to kill you yet. I'm going to take evertyhing from you first." Maddawg went over to the pelican and although it was unable to fly it could still use its weapons. With that Maddawg fired multiple warheads into the Citadel and the building fell.

 

[Lastbayking]

Maddawg destoryed the citadel and Lyon's didn't care. He was to busy being head butted. He recoiled in pain, but grabbed the ram by his horns and tossed him away. Then, another pelican driven by Master Kat came at Lyon's, he grabbed it and threw it in the same way as the ram. Then a ninja monkey tried to use a sytche mixed with magic and speed to defeat Lyon's. He was tossed. Daye 0.3 jumpped out of nowhere to beat Lyon's down, but he was squashed. Lesser but still important characters fled, except for one who was coming over the mountain, adorned in new black armor and carring his gun with pride. Lyon's mouthed the word no, as hundreds upon thousands of bayknights swarmed him. Lyon's tossed a great many, but was then taken down when the bayking himself shot him between the eyes.
The ram who had been thrown around the world then came back around and landed at LBK's feet. In LBK's hand were three green crystals. "Wha..." Said the ram but LBK quited him.
"I have relized that I am most evil. I also have relized that it's not fair for me to just stomp on you all, so here you go. The triforce. Use it well." LBK then beat a hasty retreat back to his kingdom by a pay.

<spoiler=let's go on another adventure> Let's do it!

 

[Daye.04]

Spoiler: I'm in on that

Does it involve making new characters, or is it simply all the same, just another quest?

Daye.02 realized that there was nothing left for him to do there. Seeing 03 being killed that easily, he didn't want the same fate. He decided it was time to gather his group and get to someplace else.

 

[Ramthundar]

Ram looked at the triforce in bewilderment, still disoriented from his trip around the world. "China is lovely this time in the year, you know." he mumbled.
"Ok, so since we beat that mission...sort of....can we do a new quest now?" Ragnorak excitedly asked. Ram looked at the broken down Citadel, the giant naked sunburned dead body of an old man, and the piles upon piles of dead bodies. "Christ, we never got to kill anyone of them! WTF?" Lazor Cat complained, shooting a pile in frustration. "I wanna killz someone wid a Lazor." Cat whined, tears pricking his eyes.
Ram want up to the deadly feline and patted him on his furry back. "There, there, my psychopathic friend. Why don't we find a nice, big cave full of nasty, frail monsters? You know, the ones that make a nice screaming sound when shot? Would like to go there?" Ram asked the poor little cat. Lazor Cat nodded his head with enthusiasm. "Ok, we'll go to the cave.."
OF DEADLY COVE!!!![color]
The group looked around. A lone man stood behind them. "Say, sorry I'm late. I think my brother should of been here already. You've seen them." he asked politely. He saw the triforce, but before he could open his mouth Lazor Cat shot him with a Lazor.
"Gee, we just started this adventure, and I'm already feeling better!" Lazor Cat happily said.

 

[Shapsters]

"So...what now? Lyons is dead and the citadel has been destroyed." "Well... we could, no... I suppose hmm..."pondered Maddawg. "Lets just see where the story takes us!" said Master Kitty.
"That sounds like a plan my friend." responded Maddawg

Then then ground exploded from beneath them and all of the heroes, villains and whoever else, were sent flying different directions.
<spoiler=I'm good with another adventure> Sould we make a new topic, or exand on this one? We have Daye, but looks like we've lost a few others.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Maddawg flew through the air. He could feel himself breaking the sound barrier before he landed by a nearby island. When he came to he looked around and belived he recongized the area. Just then the ground began to shake and a huge figure ran from the nearby woods shouting "GRINDDDDD!" "Wait a minute I have been here before!" just then Chuck Norris appeared and immeadatily killed the figure.

"Oh Chuck man whats happening. I see your burn wounds healed nicely" Chuck gave Maddawg a huge Roundhouse kick that sent Maddawg through the air.

Spoiler: OOC

The good news is that Orgazmo will be back on saturday

 

[RagnorakTres]

"Oh man, I didn't get to show off my awesome attack with Daitatsu " said Ragnorak as they flew across the world. "Darn you, slowed down reaction time! Darn you!"
<spoiler=OOC>Sorry I wasn't posting, but y'all seemed to have things well in hand. As for quest ideas, I like Ram's idea of a quest for items for the team, minus Logician and myself because we're already powerful enough.

 

[The_Chief]

"WOAH CAN WE GO SHOOT SMORE STUFF! and i want tuna. ragnorak give me some. i dont care if you dont have any, go get me some. and i want to grow up and become a big cat. i say we go get some powerful items."

 

[Shapsters]

Master Kitty landed in a river, he was washed down the river, sent down rapids, over a great waterfall and washed up right beside the group of heroes. "Its Master Kitty!"roared Laser Cat "Get him!" "Now hold on there Laser Cat, I'm much too weak to fight, perhaps we could form an alliance?" questioned Master Kitty.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Well, make your decision quick, cats" Ram called to the feuding felines. "We were luckily washed near the cave I was talking about." Ram indicated a large cave nearby. It's gaping mouth stretch high up, and from the darkness came a faint waft of mold and ever so faintly, blood. As the hero's stared into it's depths, they heard an awful sound.

DUN-DUN-DUNNN!

The heroes turned and saw a lone man standing behind them. You have found... he started, but seeing the maniacal twitching in Lazor Cat's eyes, he slowly backed away and made a run for it.
"What the bloody hell is with all these guys?" he angrily said, shooting a lazor after the figure.
"Well, in the economy, you get whatever job you can." Spike said.
"Holy crap, you're still here!?" Ram exclaimed.
"Well, I'm thinking of staying..."

Spoiler: OCC

Yep, this be the start of a new adventure. And as for the missing people, I'm going to PM them and ask them if their still interested. If not, I'll say so in the next post. If we are missing some heroes, could you guys maybe ask some friends to join?
Also, I'd rather not start a new thread, cause the mods might think I'm spamming or something.
How about, once the real adventure officially starts, i make a link to the starting post?
as soon as I figure out how to do that, though.
Anyways, good job guys, and keep it up!

 

[Shapsters]

"Yes, I am tired of doing work and not getting credit! I will join the good side! Is that alright with you ol' Laser buddy?" Laser Cat merely gave Master Kitty a cold stare. "I'll take that polite hand gesture as a yes. Where to next fellas? I'm ready for another adventure!" exclaimed Master Kitty "HUZZA!" he roared as he sprinted into the cave.

 

[Ramthundar]

However, Master Kitty was quickly brought back by a herd of Pink Ponies galloping from the cave.
"Ahh, their so cute!" exclaimed Ram.
Suddenly, every ponies' eye turned red, and the whole herd stampeded the group. Soon their was nothing left but mere blood spots and crushed organs.
DON'T MESS WITH DA PONIES!!!

Spoiler: BTW...

APRIL FOOLS!!!

But seriously, Ram stared at at Master Kitty with admiration and pity. "You have to admire his bravery." he said. "Or his stupidity. LIKE HIS MOMMA!" Lazor Cat retorted.

 

[Daye.04]

As Master Kitty ran down the cave, he stopped to realize that there were a man standing in fron of him. He had no idea who this man was. All he could tell was that the man were old.
"I sense that you have friends in need of some kind of boost, my strange looking kat."
"Yeah. How'd you know?" Master Kitty replied. "Let's just say ... Let's say that I am very powerful. And that I have the ability to...:" *[color=FF0000]Smack![/color]*
As Master Kitty saw Daye.02 run off with the old man, all he could muster was saying "Wait, what?".

The group of heroes were standing above the cove poundering on if they should enter right away or wait, when they all of a sudden saw Daye.02 run off with an old man over his shoulder.
"Oh for the love of god, not those guys again. Let him be, I'm tired of him" Ram said to the group. "Guys! Take him down, he's stealing our quest objective. Don't just stand there!" Master Kitty were shouting as they saw him run up from the cove

Spoiler: About making a link to the starting post

You just click on the date above your avatar on the starting post. Right click and .. You know the rest. Just in case you didn't know =)

 

[Shapsters]

"Dammit! Can somebody get that little bastard? I mean, they're little creepy faceless things with bats, they can't be that difficult to defeat!" yelled Master Kitty while running after Daye.02. "Its OK." replied Laser Cat "Because IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZA!" and a laser came shooting toward daye.02. With a mighty swing of the bat, daye.02 deflected the laser and it shot back at Laser Cat, sending him flying into a tree. "How the f-" Master Kitty was cut off due to being hit in the head by daye.04 with a bat. The two dayes escaped without a scratch.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Wha? I thought those guys were easy to defeat? What gives?" Ram said, using some of his Magic Goat healing powers on Master Kitty. Spike was trying to help Lazor Cat from the tree, but he simply vaporized the whole thing. "Mother Nature does not appreciate such actions." Spike scolded. "Mother Nature can suck MAH LAZORS!"

"Hey, guys, focus! We need to figure out where Dayes took that old man!" Ram shouted at the feuding pair. "Why?" Lazor Cat asked. "To get his mission and powerful items, of course!" Ragnorak exclaimed. "What for? I'm guessing he doesn't keep his all-powerful stuff in his pockets, so he's probably got it stashed in that cave of his."
Ragnorak just looked in disbelief at the little cat. "But, but... they may be locked with like, magic and stuff..." he stammered, trying to find a good excuse.
"And two living computers, a lazor, magical weapons, and a guy who can bend reality couldn't handle that?" Lazor Cat demeaned.
"That's cheating!" Ragnorak cried, fur now raised in anger.
"GUYS! How bout we put it to a vote, k?" Ram cried, standing between the glaring animals. "We can either go after the old man and the Dayes, or we can try the cave and whatever it holds."

 

[Shapsters]

"Well, we could split up." suggested Master Kitty.

"No one asked you!" jabbed Laser Cat. "Why don't you just sit over there while we take a vote!?"

"Ok" said Ram "So who wants to go after Daye?"

... "Alright, I guess were going in the cave." responded Ram. "Lets go then!"


"Ok" said Master Kitty as he walked toward the cave "But there aren't any pink ponies in here are there?

 

[RagnorakTres]

As the party entered the cave, they found themselves in a strangely familiar place for Spike, Rag, and Ram. "Hey, this is that giant geode we found last time! What gives?" questioned Spike.

"Giant...geode?" meowed the cats in harmony, then instantly sending a look of intense hatred at each other.

<color=navy>Must...resist...Pokedex...Syndrome...but...willpower...failing...Geode: the Crystal Stomach Pokemon. It's insides are made of crystal, usually quartz or a variation thereof. It uses the reflective powers of the crystals to charge powerful solar blasts.

"Eeeeeewwwwww...We're inside a Pokemon? That's disgusting!" said Lazor Cat

<color=turquoise>No, he just has Pokedex Syndrome. It's a psychological condition unique to sentient computers. It compels him to describe every situation that someone asks about in the fashion of a Pokedex. A geode is simply a hollow rock with crystal inside, usually a form of quartz. This one appears to be made of emerald and diamond, which is unique as far as my databases go.

"It's beautiful is what it is." said Logician. "This is truly awe-inspiring."

"Wait...didn't Corporate Man destroy the floor of this thing?" said Ram.

"Yeah, he did, didn't he...I wonder...ON GARUDA DEUS AMA PRIMUS...Yep, this is the rarest of all creatures, a living geode. This is huge. It must have healed itself between our leaving and our return." said Ragnorak.

<color=turquoise>What did you do there, boss? I recognized some Latin, but the meaning escaped me.

"Oh, I just used some of the old ninja sorcery. Simple life-recognition spell. Practically the only one I know." replied Ragnorak. "Does your life sensor software need to be updated?"

As Ragnorak began the upgrade process, Master Kitty took a quick jaunt around the geode. When he got back, he had realized something. "Say guys, what does a living geode eat?"

"The rock around it, why?" replied Ragnorak distractedly.

"Because we seem to be moving." OOCUN-DUN-DUUUUNNNNN!!!

 

[Shapsters]

"Moving!?!" Ragnorak replied "How do you mean movi-" Ragnorak was cut off due to the heroes being thrown off their feet.

"I think the geode is hungry!"yelled Ram as the heroes slid further into the cave.

"Hey Logican, can't you just transport us on outta here?" questioned Master Kitty.

"Yes, that would be very much possible!" replied Ragnorak "If not for the fact he got hit on the head from an oncoming rock and I am holding on to him for dear life!"

"What if I throw a grenade down there? Would that stop him from digesting?" suggested Master Kitty as the heroes slowing slid toward the throat of the giant geode.

"Can't hurt now can it?" screamed Ram, slipping closer and closer.

Master Kitty tossed a grenade right into the throat of the great rock beast. The grenade blew up and the geode threw its head up in pain, throwing the heroes into the abyss.

 

[thehoff]

"Oh my God!" Spike screamed as the floor disappeared below them and they plunged into the abyss. Seeing as it was dark he couldn't see the other adventurers as they plumetted downwards but a high pitched hiss indicated that one of the cats had just passed him.

"What are we going to do?!" The cowboy screamed as he carried further down.

With that the group hit the floor, knocking the wind out of them. "Eugh. You ok guys?" Spike said getting up from the uncomfortable landing. A series of groans from around him indicated the group was ok.

"Where the hell are we? And why is this floor soft and slimy?" Spike said before noticing the pair of menacing eyes glowing in the dark a small distance away.

"Uh guys? What is that?" He said pointing in the direction of the strange creature.