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"i don't know but to be on the safe side IMA CHARGIN MEH LAZOR!! FWWWAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" and lazor cat blew a huge lazor in the direction of the strange creature.
 

maddawg IAJI

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Smoke covered the battlefield. The creature limped out of the smoke and came out of the shadows.

The creature was Uraboros (I like to make plenty of game refrennces) a monster made up of parasites. Uraboros crept closer to the group looking more mencing by the second.

Meanwhile

Maddawg flew through the air and when he finally landed it had been hours. "Chuck you are an arse!" "Who are you yelling at said a voice." Maddawg looked around but could not find the source. Corprate man walked out of the shadows. "I dont have time for you Corprate man. Unless you know where Master kitty is beat it." Maybe I know of the cats location maybe I dont. Make me an offer and it might jog my memory." "How bout you tell me where he is and I'll let you keep your head!" Maddawg took out the Golden Lancer and began reving the Chainsaw add-on.

"Okay okay no need to get violent. There in a cave to the east." Maddawg walked away from the useless suit and began to walk over to the cave.

Maddawg arrived at the cave but before he could answer a seprate voice yelled HALT! All of the sudden his vision went white and a young man appeared and on the lower part of his vision he saw Bug catcher Roy challenged you to a battle. "I am the guardian of this cave and will not allow you to enter." "But you already let like 20 people in" "It wasent my shift you beast now Beedrill i choos-" Maddawg charge Roy before he could finish and punched him the face. Roy fell unconcious and Maddawg saw a wallet. He picked it up and in the corner he saw the text saying

Maddawg earned $300 for winning.
 

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The laser struck the great beast and the geode shook an almighty shake, sending the heroes in all directions.
Laser Cat jumped up "IMA CHARG-" "WAIT!!!" yelled Master Kitty, "Don't shoot, I think this might be part of the geodes body! If you kill it, there will be no escape. We will have to make our way down the geode and escape through the bowel."

The heroes slowly made their way toward the mysterious figure.

"It looks like a heart to me!" exclaimed Ram "Lets leave it alone and try and find a way out of here."

"Ya! And hopefully not out of his butt like Master Kitty suggested!" retorted Laser Cat.
 

maddawg IAJI

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Maddawg wanders into the cave and finds the hole the adventures fell into. He then hears into the Vag yeah baby and throughly thought about what could be going on with that sentence and

2 cats
6 clones
a ram and a monkey
spike
and a space cowboy
 

Shapsters

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"Thanks for your helpful suggestion Laser Cat." replied Master Kitty as the heroes made their way through the great living geode.

"What is all this green liquid?" questioned Ram.

"I don't know" replied Master Kitty "But it looks like its getting deeper!"

"I wonder if we are heading into the stomach?" pondered Ragnorak "That would get us closer to an exit!"

"Maybe, but its getting real deep!" cried Ram. "I don't know how to swim!"

"Don't worry." said Master Kitty as he picked Ram out of the water and put him over his head. "That should keep ya dry!"
 

maddawg IAJI

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Maddawg jumps into the hole expecting a giant orgy but to no avail. Great now girls or anyone. Except that wierd geode in the corner. Oh well after being hurled throught the air for about an hour Maddawg was bored so he took out the golden lancer and attempted to chainsaw the geode. Why becuase he was bored.
 

Daye.04

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As the Daye.04 and Daye.02 ran back, they met up with the rest of their group. They were all cheering the courage of these two Dayes. Celebrating number 02 as a real hero.
As the rest of the group were setting up tables and Jacks, 04 asks them "[color=3F0548]Guys? Why are we setting up a party? We're not done yet. They might catch up with us, you know?[/color]"

With no real response from the partying crowd, 04 decided to go do some exploring by himself. And with that he left the group and wandered back the way he came

While our heroes were wading in this green liquid of what seemed to be a stomach, Cat came up with a thought. "Guys? Do you think we're the only living beings to enter this stomach?"
"Shut up, dude! This is awful enough as it is" Ram replied. "No, wait. I think he's on to something. I can feel movement. It's swimming around my feet. Guys .. I don't like the feeling of this" Master Kitty said nervously

Have you sent him an PM? Is he still with us?
 

Ramthundar

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"You guys feel that?" Ram said, indicating the the rumbling that was sloshing the green liquid around. Suddenly, the group heard a voice coming from the area they were at. "Say, I what's this heart-looking thing? Oh well.." *Chainsaw Revving.*
"RUN!" screamed Master Kitty, quickly dragging the goat with him. The group tried to make some headway, but the churning green goo was slowing them down. Rocks and geode pieces fell all around, one nearly crushing Spike. "We're not going to make it!" Ragnorak screamed, trying to keep the Logician above goo.
"Wait, mates, don't you remember South Park?" Lazor Cat shouted over the rumbling. "If someone dies, then their bowels..." but before he finished, the current tripled in speed and rushed the heroes down. Soon, they came near a large hole in the wall, the current leading them to it. "Oh SHI..!" Ram began to scream, but was interrupted as the group was shot out of the whole and open air.
The heroes luckily landed on a soft field. As they picked themselves up, trying their best to get the green excrement off, Ram slowly made his way to Master Kitty.

"Master Kitty?" he asked, slowly and with great deliberation.
"Uhh, yeah, Ram?" Master Kitty said, trying his best to lick off the stuff, but having a hard time of it.
"Next time you decide to lead us to some new quest..." Ram continued, still slowly saying each word as though they had their own weight.
"Yeah?"
"...DON'T #$%in DO IT!"

Oh, darn it. Ninja'd. But...it works, I guess. As for the Logician, I thought he was still with us, but I'll PM him just in case.
 

Daye.04

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Daye.04 came back to where he had left our heroes, just to see all of them and maddawg be flushed out of the geode "Oooh. That can't feel good" he thought to himself. He decided to stay in the dark and trail the heroes to see what they were going to be up to now

The group of heroes, unaware that Maddawg were with them, was trying to get the goo off themselves. Maddawg were standing a bit further away, pondering on how he should proceed. He had two options. He could rampage through all of them right away, or he could wait and see if there were any better chance.

"Ram. How the hell were I supposed to know this was a geode that would shit us out? You can't seriously say that this is entirely my fault?"
"Yes I can, and so I will" Ram replid.

*chainsaw revving* Maddawg had made up his mind, and had decided to go the easy way. Now with the logician incapacitated, there was one less threat. And one less threat meant a whole lot better chance for Maddawg to be victorious. The group were getting ready to counter attack, as Maddawg were walking towards them.

I thought we had solved that problem. I thought we were supposed to post a hault post first, then edit. And that right after you're finished reading, you just hit F5, to see if anyone else has posted a hault post.
 

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"Hey! I suggested a vote! This isn't just my fault! Uuhhh... wait. Why did we go in there in the first place?"

"Uuuhhh...hhhmmmm, I don't even remember!" replied Ram "Was there something in there?"

"It would appear as though we lost track of the..."

"YYYYAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!" roared Maddawg running toward the group with hischainsaw raised.
 

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"Oh jeez." Spike said looking up at the hole he had just been passed through. Scraping stuff from his coat he looked around and saw Maddawg getting shot at by Lazorcat. "Ugh my pancreas!" he said as a lazor struck him. Spike sat down to watch the show.
 

maddawg IAJI

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Maddawg flew through the cave and broke through a wall. He got up and brushed himself off half expecting to get shot again. "Well looks like we can get rid of the last villan now" Says lazor cat. "Hold up maybe he could help us find this treasure" said the Ram. "What this big thing over here. I thought it was something i could kill." After explaining that the big thing was actually a geode made of expensive jewels Maddawg walked closer to examine it. "Well boys your in luck. Me being a Locust who lives under ground i see plenty of rare gems. Just let me examine it back at my apartment and I'll giive you the treasure." The group looked at him with a mencing stare. "I swear I will give it back besides i have superior strenght non of you guys could lift it." With that the group gave in to thier only option and allowed Maddawg to examine the Geode. "Excellent you wont regret it." Maddawg approached the Geode and ended up steping on what looked to be a laptop by the Logican's body. Maddawg picked it up saying "Sweet a personal computer." Maddawg put the laptop thing into his pocket before removing the geode.
 

The_Chief

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"HEY PUT THAT BACK THATS LOGIC.. oh wait take it, that guy was an ass hole to me anyway."
 

Daye.04

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As Maddawg escaped with the geode, the rest of the group pondered on what to do next.

"Well. We still got the quest about our powers, though" Lazor Cat said.
"Yeah. We have the quest, but we've lost the quest objective. No way I'm going after the Dayes" Ram replied.

And so the group went walking along in a search for a new quest. Little did they know that Daye.04 were not far behind.
 

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"Hey, what exactly are we looking for? I am confused, what is going to give us these powers?"

"Well, I don't know what, specifically, but all I know is that it will be awesome!" said Ram

"Hey! Whats that?" questioned Laser Cat, pointing toward a figure in the distance.

"HI!!" exclaimed the figure "Do you guys wanna be my friends?!?! If you do, I will show you a super secret magical stone that I know about!"

"Well guys." said Ram "Looks like we have a new friend!
 

Daye.04

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As the group started to walk towards their new friend, Daye.04 just couldn't take it anymore.

"[color=3F0548]Gha![/color]" 04 exclaimed as he was running towards the heroes.
"[color=3F0548]What you are looking for is the man we abducted. The man we stole are your quest objective! That's who's going to give you your allmighty powers. What am I dealing with morons here, or what?[/color]" 04 were now standing on front of the group shouting at the top of his lungs

"[color=3F0548]Are you complete nutjobs? This guy is a fraud on every possible level![/color]"
"Now hold on" the figure started. "[color=3F0548]I mean. Who the deuce are standing in the middle of a field waiting for some heroes to want powers? You have to see the stupitidy in this![/color]" "Hey!" The figure yelled. "[color=3F0548]You objective is the man we kidnapped. How hard can that be to grasp? It's a simple thing. You're supposed to head for the old man! Damn! You're so stupid I wonder if you're actually heroes![/color]"
"hey!" the figure shouted so loud that the earth shaked.
"Woah!" the group uttered in one voice. "Pss! That's nothing" Spike said looking at the ground.

"I shall not stand here and take this bullshit! I am the one who shall grant you powers, and I am not a fraud!"
"[color=3F0548]Don't tell me you guys actually believe this guy?[/color]"
"Shut up! I shall end your miserable life right away!" With that the figure made a huge crack in the ground beneath 04. It was not enough, though. 04 were too fast, and ran just clear of the hole that opened itself.

"Wait what?" Ram questioned. "Am I getting this right? Did our .. Supposedly foe just get into a fight with our supposedly friend?" Master Kitty said.

Now 04 were running at a very high speed towards the figure. Raising his bat, he was ready to beat the everloving crap out of this guy. At top notch speed, Daye.04 came right next to the figure, and swung his bat with a mighty force. Just to realise he had just hitted the air. The figure were nowhere to be seen. seemingly out of the blue, a red firebolt came flying through the air towards Daye.04. This time however 04 were not fast enough, and got hit. With his clothes lit on fire, he was hurled 20 feet from where he was standing.

"Neat!" Master Kitty said cheering. "Dude! Don't you see that Daye.04 is on our side? This figure is nothing to be trusted" Lazor Cat threw at Master Kitty "What? Are you completely lost, cat? Daye.04 kidnapped our objective!" Master Kitty replied "Yeah, but he did warn us against this untrustworthy guy" Lazor Cat defended. "How do you know he's untrustworthy?" Master Kitty asked

Now Daye.04 raised himself to the knees. Looking at the figure, his eye-less sockets grew darker. With one quick move he got himself up on his feet, and had his bat in his hand. Once again he was chargin towards this figure. Once again raising his bat. This time, however he did not swing his bat. He ran right through were the figure was, and ricochet off an tree, and hitting the figure in the head just as he reappered.

"Awsome!" Spike shouted. "Wait. Who are we cheering for again?" Ram asked. "I'm all in for Daye" Lazor Cat said with a big smile. "Dude. The figure is our man! I know it!" Master Kitty said.

Daye charged once again at the figure, trying to hit him. But the figure stopped the bat mid-air with his telekinesis. throwing both the bat and 04 a couple of feets away. Now the figure sent another firebolt 04's way. But 04 were just able to evade it. Now running once again towards the figure, having his swing evaded yet another time. Now 04 fell to the ground, because of his failed bat-swing. Looking up he could see the figure shoot another firebolt. This hitted Daye in the middle of his face, resulting in Daye screaming in pain. Another firebolt were thrown, but this was sent in return due to Dayes trusty bat. The figure were not expecting this, and got cought by suprise. Now they were both in searing pain due to the firebolts. It would not be long until they were both able to fight again, though.

"I guess this is our time" Ram said. "Yeah. But who do we help?" the cowboy said
 

RagnorakTres

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<color=turquoise>I say we help the guy who hasn't proven himself to be part of an evil organization of clones.

"Good point m'dear, good point." said Ragnorak. "Hey mysterious guy, need some help?"

"No, no, this is nothOUCH! OK, yes I could use a little help. You know how to use that scythe?"

"Would I be carrying it if I didn't? Daitatsu, primary release! Endless Reverberation!" replied Ragnorak as he cut Daye_04 in half with the scythe...by cutting through the mysterious figure.

"Gah! So you kill me to ki...wait, I'm not dead. I'm not even scratched! What the hell?" said the mysterious figure as Ragnorak resheathed his scythe and (immediately afterwards) Daye_04 fell apart in halves, cleanly sliced in two.

"Daitatsu's primary release allows me to slice through matter without hitting it, only cutting what I want to cut. Extremely useful in hostage situations. Now, who are you?"

"I am the wizard-smith Tiriorf. I was coming to give you all powers, but it doesn't look like you need them."

"Oh, no, they need them, but me and the guy who has been knocked out don't. I think you're mostly a plot device to bring everyone up to our level."

"That makes sense. Alright, what does everyone want?"

OOC: Just post what he gives you. We don't need any more conflict until we go get Jerry back.
 

maddawg IAJI

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Maddawg returned to the rubble that was once Nexus and dropped the geode. He had hired a crew to rebuild nexus And was going to use the Geode to repair it."Alright that should cover the repairs." The construction crew looks over the geode and agrees it will be sufficent. One montage later Nexus was back together and the entire Locust army was replaced.

"Alrgiht Mr.Dawg we finsihed construction now if you will pay us we will be on our way." "Right I think i left the Geode over here by the bottomless pit."

What color is Logic's computers text? Seeing how i took him i need to know so i can bring him back into the story.