As the various super-powered beings happily drunk their beers (specially Ram, who had gone through 3 before the others finished their first), snow began to fall in the pits of hell.
"What in the...Scotty! How in the world is it snowing in Hell?" Kirk demanded with a swing of his mug.
"I'm a doctor, not a Meteorologist/Theologist!"
The group sat and stared, and began to wonder
How such an event happened in the land down under.
"Hey guys, you won't believed what happened!" Grimm cheered, exiting out of a Hellion Bathroom with a very disappointed looking succubus.
Before the group could wonder, to question, or to care,
there suddenly came a knocking from Satan's lair.
From the Devil's blazing fireplace a sack did fall,
tied tight and filling the room from wall to wall.
"Wait a minute, why does Satan have a fireplace? He's got flames and infernos all over the place!" Sho demanded, prodding the sack with a suspicious foot. He was knocked aside by a Ram+9 drinks. "WHO CARESH? Letsh shee whatsh inshide!"
So with great curiosity (or perhaps with too much to drink),
the goat scrambled up the sack as quick as a blink.
He grabbed the great knot and gave it a tug,
and as soon as it opened he jumped in and dug.
"You think that's really safe? Just randomly jumping in a sack in the middle of hell? That's usually what they do to punish the wicked, yah know. Make damned souls jump in sacks of snakes, scorpions, un-godly creatures, and Dane Cook." Xandus said.
But the evil lord's fears were not to come true,
from out of the sack came gifts for all of the crew.
A new rocket launcher for much Christmas Blasting!
An elemental charged claymore for killing and casting!
Out came a several new jumpsuits for universal travel,
and an ancient scroll with secrets to unravel.
Gifts large and small came out of the bag,
till everyone was happy, both hero and hag.
Then down from the chimney, ah cry most jolly
came ringing on down with a faint smell of cherry.
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOODNIGHT!"
As the heroes and villains happily played with their new gifts and toys, Ragnorak approached Ram as the goat was happily drinking a wrapped keg of mead.
"Isn't it a bit odd that the villains are getting gifts along with the heroes?"
"Ah, shucks. In the end, aren't we all the same?" Ram happily burped, taking another swig from his keg.
"Annnd isn't he supposed to come tonight?"
"Hmm...poor bastard must be drunk off his arse again."
