The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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Slouch said:
We have long since the beginning of this thread been taught not to.
"Yeah! Go Sho! Kill them all!" Xandus whooped, swiping his sword down and catching a few throats. Sho leapt straight off the pterosaur and landed near something else. Sitting, playing a game of cards, sat Atilla the Hun, Julius Caesar, Chief Sitting Bull, an Emperor of Japan, Leif Erikson and Jesus.
"Jesus? What are you doing in Hell?" Sho asked.
"Oh, Satan and I go out to lunch on Saturdays. Tonight's poker night though. Hey, have you seen Satan? He went to get chips and dip just a second ago and didn't return."
Sho gestured to the ongoing battle royale.
"Have you not fucking seen that? There's a war going on about 5 yards away!"
Everyone shrugged. They were too absorbed in their game to care. Sho glanced around shiftily, a plan forming in his head.
"I'm gonna just borrow a few of all of your troops, okay? And, Jesus, I can have your archangels, right?"
"Mmm," everyone grunted, not giving two shits about what the strange little bipedal cat had to say.
"Awesome!" Sho exclaimed as he ran to Hell's barracks, which he only just now saw. He came out with a frenzy of Huns, Romans, Indians, Shoguns, and Vikings. Sho led them into battle. Ram saw them after he finished punching a white soldier to death.
"THE HELL?!" Ram yelled. "Holy shit! Where did they come from!?"
"Probably those barracks I'm seeing for the first time, just now... Wait, when did that thing get here?" Rag said.
"Who cares! More targets to hit!" Alucard exclaimed, leaping, in wolf form, on top of one of the soldiers. Whenever one Hun or whatever dropped to the ground, another one of it's kind came to fill it's place. Rag's eyes met the first Shogun.
"Samurais 'n' ninjas... Not a great history. I got these guys." Rag said, jumping into the single-file line of Japanese warriors.
"Oh, look, some of Leif Erickson's men." Ram said before charging towards the vikings. Slouch, having taken his time getting to the battle, said:"Oh, hey guys. What'd I miss?"
"Die you angelic sons of bitches!" Alucard screamed as he sprung from angel to angel, biting each one as he went. Most of the time he hit the wings, which brought them down for others to kill. Then something popped into his head.
"Hey, did you know that those white troops over there, that white cat, and everyone below you is trying to overthrow and take over Hell?" Alucard said.
"What?! Those son's of bitches! We actually like Hell. This place is like migrating south for Heaven's winter for us!" Angel Gabriel yelled. "To arms, men! We will not let Hell fall!"
They dove to the field and starting spearing any crack in any armor they could. Fighter's started dropping like flies.
"Fuck! Kill them! Kill the angels!" Sho spat as he took to firing the AA-12 towards the sky. He heard a click from the gun. He was out of ammo. No clips left, he ran over to Alucard's discarded overcoat and pulled out a whole lot of clips.
"Die!" Sho screamed as he let out bursts of machine gun fire.
"NO!" Sho yelled at Xandus
"What?" Xandus looked at him confused.
"I've played enough Zelda to know a lot of things, and one of those things is this. The master sword is the sword of evil's bane. Evil cannot touch it!"
"Dammit Sho... Right now we're fighting Satan and whatever the fuck Livingness and Xandus are in hell... THAT is the ONLY thing wrong with this situation you can point out!?" Grimm asked
"Good point! We should stop making sense!"
"That isn't what I meant..."
Sho grinned and looked at the heroes/ whatever the fuck else is fighting and said "Meet my newest minion!"
Suddenly the ground started to shake and Brick climbed out from under hell. He then proceeded to go batshit insane with his FISTS OF FURY on the heroes/ whatever the fuck else is fighting.
On top of his FISTS OF FURY he has rocket launchers. Lots of them.
"What?" Xandus looked at him confused.
"I've played enough Zelda to know a lot of things, and one of those things is this. The master sword is the sword of evil's bane. Evil cannot touch it!"
"Dammit Sho... Right now we're fighting Satan and whatever the fuck Livingness and Xandus are in hell... THAT is the ONLY thing wrong with this situation you can point out!?" Grimm asked
"Good point! We should stop making sense!"
"That isn't what I meant..."
Sho grinned and looked at the heroes/ whatever the fuck else is fighting and said "Meet my newest minion!"
Suddenly the ground started to shake and Brick climbed out from under hell. He then proceeded to go batshit insane with his FISTS OF FURY on the heroes/ whatever the fuck else is fighting.
On top of his FISTS OF FURY he has rocket launchers. Lots of them.
"Scuse me Master Kitty, but why do the new guys keep calling you Sho?" Ram asked, the vikings pushing him back towards the machine-gun wielding cat.
"The usual; one mistake being followed due to a lack of knowledge." Mk said, mowing down some angels.
"Oh, yeah. By-the-by, who you fighting for?" Ram asked, now slightly confused as to who he needs to stop and who to save.
Mk turned to Ram, cute kitty eyes staring up with a thoughtful expression. "Old enemy, sometimes the you fight just to fight."
Several demon heads exploded from Mk's bullets.
"And sometimes you do it for the bitchin head shots!"
"The usual; one mistake being followed due to a lack of knowledge." Mk said, mowing down some angels.
"Oh, yeah. By-the-by, who you fighting for?" Ram asked, now slightly confused as to who he needs to stop and who to save.
Mk turned to Ram, cute kitty eyes staring up with a thoughtful expression. "Old enemy, sometimes the you fight just to fight."
Several demon heads exploded from Mk's bullets.
"And sometimes you do it for the bitchin head shots!"
"Head shots, schmead shots!" shouted Salem as a demon's crotch suddenly exploded. "I aim for the balls!" He fired off several more shots. Suddenly, another large man appeared, almost as large as Brick.
"Salem, did you just run off from the mission?"
"Yes... but I didn't want to kill JB!"
"I thought you liked killing people!"
"..."
"I thought so- HOLY SHIT!" Shouted Rios as Brick threw a punch at him. Brick's fist, however, simply clattered off Rios's awesome mask.
[HEADING=1]"YEEEEEARGH!"[/HEADING] shouted Brick as he lunged at the merc, clashing in a cartoony cloud of dust.
"Salem, did you just run off from the mission?"
"Yes... but I didn't want to kill JB!"
"I thought you liked killing people!"
"..."
"I thought so- HOLY SHIT!" Shouted Rios as Brick threw a punch at him. Brick's fist, however, simply clattered off Rios's awesome mask.
[HEADING=1]"YEEEEEARGH!"[/HEADING] shouted Brick as he lunged at the merc, clashing in a cartoony cloud of dust.
lwm3398 said:
Master Kitty AKA MK is Shaps. I'm Sho. Two different people.
"Psh, those are just for show!" Xandus said
"ORLY!?" Sho asked shooting Xandus in the balls and slicing at his light saber with the guitar
"I CALL SHENANIGANS!" Xandus cried fending off Sho and his awesome guitars
"Too bad." Sho said plainly and continuing to charge.
"BLOOD!BLOOD!BLOOOOD!!!" Brick cried and continued to go berserk on anything in his way with his FISTS OF FURY. Now with fire element powers!
Rios blocked a punch from Brick with his hand. "Now you die, fucker." Rios flipped him over his head and reached down and was about to snap Brick's neck when Alice's voice burst out from his comms unit.
"Rios, don't kill him! I just got orders that if you can get him hostage, you'll be paid double!"
"That's nice, but HE'S CRUSHING ME RIGHT NOW!" Salem said as Brick put a boot on his stomach.
"Shit, buddy, lemme help you!" cried Rios as he rushed towards the house of a man, revving up an M134.
"Rios, don't kill him! I just got orders that if you can get him hostage, you'll be paid double!"
"That's nice, but HE'S CRUSHING ME RIGHT NOW!" Salem said as Brick put a boot on his stomach.
"Shit, buddy, lemme help you!" cried Rios as he rushed towards the house of a man, revving up an M134.
"BOOM!" Brick said pulling out a rocket launcher.
"Where did that come from!?" Rios said jumping out of the way just in time to avoid a blast from the launcher. The rock wall behind him started to sizzle. "IT SHOOTS ACID!? That is too cheap..."
"BOOM! BOOM BOOM BOOOOM!" Brick cried shooting more acid rockets at Rios and Salem.
"Where did that come from!?" Rios said jumping out of the way just in time to avoid a blast from the launcher. The rock wall behind him started to sizzle. "IT SHOOTS ACID!? That is too cheap..."
"BOOM! BOOM BOOM BOOOOM!" Brick cried shooting more acid rockets at Rios and Salem.
ajb924 said:
Alice isn't there, she spoke to him through a radio thingy. Salem, however is there.
"Hey, you! Get off our new lord and master!" Demanded every demon in existence, and dog-piled on Xandus.
"Hey, uh, guys? The war's pretty much over. We can all go home now," Death pointed out. He walked over to Ram. "Sorry about... you know, defecting to the side of evil. Do you think you could find it in your heart to forgive me?" He gave Ram the same bug-eyed look of CUTENESS that Ram himself had taught him, so many story arcs ago...
"Hey, uh, guys? The war's pretty much over. We can all go home now," Death pointed out. He walked over to Ram. "Sorry about... you know, defecting to the side of evil. Do you think you could find it in your heart to forgive me?" He gave Ram the same bug-eyed look of CUTENESS that Ram himself had taught him, so many story arcs ago...