The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Zepren]

"Well the plague you seek is not I, for i am a mage-chicken. As you know, we mage-chickens are one of the highest orders a creatures. Maybe i could assist you in banishing this plague of which you speak" as he said this, he removed the force fields restraining the pair.

 

[Zepren]

"I am beyond age and time orgazmo" Replied the chicken. "And you can trust me same, I am a mage-chicken after all, bound to good by the Seven Seals of the Mighty Hen"

 

[Zepren]

"No it does not mean that" as he said this, he clenched his fist and raised his wing. Orgazmo was raised from the ground by his balls using the chickens magic. "Done with your homoerotic questions towards me yet?"

 

[Zepren]

The mage-chicken's grip tightens, he concerntrates the prssure to Orgazmo's left testicle.
"Now it's your choice, be quiet or become lop-sided. I don't think the ladies would enjoy seein the one-balled-man"

 

[RagnorakTres]

Rag blinked once or twice at the antics of Orgazmo. He landed on the mountain path and stood shoulder-to-shoulder with Phil, watching the man being tortured by a chicken. "Is i' jus' me, or has he go'en a lo' more forward?"

"It's not just you. I had to remind him I'm underage." Phil replied.

"Huh. Well." Ragnorak pulled out a pack of cigarettes and lit up, offering one to Phil. "Wan' a smoke? Since we're technically already dead, it can' hurt us, and there's nothing like a hit of tobacco to calm the nerves."

 

[Zepren]

The chicken looked up spotting the two ghost.
"Dead are you? Would you like me to do something about that?" Asked the chicken, in the wing not torturing Orgazmo, a pulsing blue light appeared.
"Well?"

 

[Zepren]

"I am no fool" Replied the chicken to Orgazmo "I fear nothing"

 

[Zepren]

The chicken looked up spotting the two ghost.
"Dead are you? Would you like me to do something about that?" Asked the chicken, in the wing not torturing Orgazmo, a pulsing blue light appeared.
"Well?"

Spoiler: Actually

Phil is an angel, and Rag is a fallen angel. Thats why they're technically dead

Spoiler: Oh well

Oh well, doesn't mean i can't bring the back , btw im jus makin all this up as i go along lol

 

[Ramthundar]

Ram quietly took Orgazmo and brought him a little away from the group.

"Now Orgazmo, I'm not one to "hate" on someones sexual preferences. In fact, I encourage a healthy sex life. You're constant sexual advances and crude remarks, however, are getting out of hand and are becoming a wee bit offensive. If you could just bring it back just a little, I'd appreciate it." Ram patiently explained. He then gave Orgazmo a friendly shock to the nuts, just to show he was serious.

"Hail, oh mighty Chicken! We would be most grateful if you'd join our crew to fight the forces of EEEEVVVV-EEEHHLLL!"

Ram turned to the new angel. "And I send the same invitation to you, Oh Mighty And Great To See You Back Angel."

 

[Zepren]

It turned out orgazmo's post was all in his head, why did he want the chicken dead so bad? did he feel threatened? Probably.
"Why thank you oh gracious ram, Where does this quest take us?"

Spoiler: do tell

I didn't read the back story lol its like 91 pages

"my offer still stands to you oh dead comrads of ram, Would you like to rejoin the ranks of the living?" Asked the chicken, who was down cause still no one cared to ask for his name

 

[Zepren]

"Whoorah?" Smirked the Mage-Chicken