The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Daye.04]

Not too long after the arrival of the soldiers with the unsuitable armouring appeared. Even less longer after the discussion about their armours. Before the arrival of more undead soldiers, appeared a zombie with no armour at all. Quickly followed by a smaller zombie with even less impressive armour than no armour at all. "Why for the love of Isaac Newton am I here?" the tall one with a pair of blue pants in thick cloth, and a lot of pockets on it asked as he opened his eyes.
"I'm fairly sure it has something to do with the man holding that book, Master" the small one with regular clothing and a tool-belt on his hip quickly responded.
"Oh dear Thomas Edison. It's you." the tall one with blue pants and a vest of the same cloth and a bunch of tools in all of his pockets said.
"Zombie Electrician? When did you become dead? I thought you were living forever as a zombie?" Xandus replied
"Well. It's because of the Socket wrench I kept carrying. I have no idea what in the name of Georg Simon Ohm it was. All I know is that that was what kept me in the state of a zombie. Now, obviously it's something else. And so while I try to figure out how to go back to sleep, I might just as well follow you guys. What are you planning on doing?" Zombie Electrician explained
"Well, we're creating a undead army to defeat the heroes" Xandus elaborated
"For Gustav Kirchoff's sake! Are you still doing that same old thing?" Zombie Electrician cried
"Well, you are trying to go to sleep for eternity, Master. How is that any better?" The Apprentice pointed out.
"Good point kid. Well, Darth Xandus I'm with you guys."

Spoiler: OOC

I hope you don't mind this post, I personally liked it a lot. Altough it might seem a bit confusing. And thanks for reviving one of the Dayes as a side-kick, Shaps

 

[sky14kemea]

"Let me out! It smells in here!" The doll squeaked angrily. Above the path, a large pile of rocks began to crumble, as the rocks became unstable.

 

[Ramthundar]

"DAMN it Orgazmo, quit sexing everything!" Ram cried, grabbing the doll out of the jumpsuit.

But at Ram's cry, the boulders lost the last of their hold and began to fall down towards the heroes.

"Damn! RUN PEOPLE AND VARIOUS CREATURES/THINGS! RUN!" Ram cried, head butting one of the boulders out of the way before running, doll firmly set in between his horns.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

As the smell of rotten flesh and the growling low pitched sounds filled the cavern, it became very diffcult to not vomit from the stench.

"Ok, you know what, this smells worse then that time Gordon fought the combine and forgot to shower."

"It wasen't my fault" Said Alyx translating for Gordon "You try fighting Aliens in this sweaty suit!"

"Either way, we are getting out of here! Come on guys! I think this is enough! We're heading off to nexus

Spoiler

I know it ain't much, but I need to get sleep now for school tomorrow. It's fantastic to see the AA in such a condition again and I hope we can keep like this for a few more months.

 

[sky14kemea]

"Quick! There is a crevice to the left! We can hide until the boulders cease!" The doll cried out, a tiny stitched smile on its face now that it was free from Orgazmo's pants.

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Okay, strange, blond-haired doll, what ever you say!" Phil said smashing several falling with his Infinity Staff/H.a.L.O.

He quickly glided into the crevice and made a shield to shield himself from some of the smaller, more annoying rocks.

"Wow, I haven't made a shield in ages!" He said, watching the heroes frantically make their way towards the crevice.

 

[sky14kemea]

The heroes piled inside the small, dark crevice. They were safe from the falling boulders.
"I told you I was cursed!" The doll said, pointing at Orgazmo.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Yes! Let us all head into that dark yet inviting crevice!"

"Orgazmo, pull up your damn pants and get into the shield!" Ram cried, before hiding behind Phil's shield.

"By Thor, I just hope no one else has to deal with that" Ram sighed, as he saw several tons of rock come crashing down the path.

Meanwhile, near the bottom of the path...

"Alright, everyone head out! And someone spray the Febreze, I'm bout ready to puke!" Maddawg shouted as he lead his undead army out of the evil cave.

 

[RagnorakTres]

"Ach, ye do have the tendency to get yerselves into some trappy situations, don't ye. Let me help ye. Not like I did much last time..." The Scotch/Welsh/terrible Cockney accent wafted down through the cracks in the landslide, revealing the presence of another hero. Phil's head snapped up.

"Rag? That you?"

"Aye, lad." A great grinding could be heard as the rocks were lifted away. There hovered a six-foot-six man with red streaked, black feathered wings sprouting from his back. A falchion was at his side, contrasting sharply with his pure white dress suit, complete with fedora. "So were ye actually tryin' to do somethin', or is the groupin' just incidental?" He asked, clearing away more boulders.

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler: No problem Daye!

Daye.01 compliments Master Kitty! And its great to see AA back in its old form!

"I... I have to...why is it always at your place?!" Master Kitty asked, reeking of Nip, "My pad is perfectly acceptable!"

"You live in some old womans basement and shit in a plastic box filled with sand... how is that a good pad?"

"Shut...mouth." Master Kitty sat down on the ground and drew hearts in the sand, "Doesn't matter, life is good man, life is good."

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Oh This is Rag. He's a fallen angel. He was also here before me. Why? How? I have no idea. But it's good to see that Rag is back in the RP." Phil says, giving his fellow angel a high five.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Phil slapped Orgazmo in the back of his head.

"Shut up before I stick my armblade do your throat." He says, poking him in his neck with aforementioned weapon.

Then he picked the little blond-haired doll up.

"So, why are you here?" He asked it.

 

[Zepren]

*Walks across the road infront of the adventurers*

 

[Zepren]

The chicken's eyes turn red.Both Ram and Orgazmo freeze on the spot stopped by a force field produced my the chicken.
"I am no ordinary chicken, Buck buck BUKWAK!" As the chicken bucks, the sky turns black.

 

[Zepren]

The Chicken halted the goat holding up one wing.
"And yet i must repeat once more, i am no ordinary chicken. You are brave sir goat, what is it that you seek?"