The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Sam G]

"I haven't said anything in a while!" Sam yelled once the heroes arrived at where they were going. "Hey, how did we manage to get out of that cave? Also, isn't the cursed doll still with us? By that reasoning, wouldn't there be more awful stuff happening every second?"
"You dare point out the logical fallacies of the universe, boy!?" The Logician asked, appearing behind Sam and attempting to spin-zaku kick him in the head. Sam spun around and caught his foot in the air. "Sorry, have we met before?"
"Nope. Not once." And with that, the Logician flipped onto his hands and kicked Sam in the chest with both feet before disappearing.

 

[sky14kemea]

"Nonsense, I am only cursed when I am mistreated." The doll said, still sitting on Ram's head. The little doll started humming tunelessly.

 

[Zepren]

"Wow, this is more messed up then when i went to wonderland with alice while on mushrooms" The mage chicken shudders at the thought. "LETS DO THIS!!" *the chicken finally releases orgazmo from the testicle death grip*

 

[Sam G]

"Do what? Where the hell are we?" Sam asked, managing not to display any signs of displacement despite the frequent plot-holes and beatings that make up our universe.

 

[Zepren]

*creates a map in mind air with his powers* "Here" *points to the side of a massive mountain* "but i don't know where we go from here" Said the chicken.

 

[FieryButterfly]

*a darkly dressed girl watches maddawg from the ledge of the cliff. The shadow of her hood covering her face as she watches the zombie soliders being raised from the dead.*

"What are they doing?" she says to herself wondering why there were so many weirdly dressed creatures.

*Then she moves sending rocks skittering down the side of the canyon and darting out of site as the sith looks up at her*

 

[sky14kemea]

"Up?" The doll suggested, standing up on Ram's head to get a better look at the map.

"What are you weirdo's searching for anyway?"

 

[Zepren]

"I don't know, i think orgazmo is lookin for porn" said the chicken "Anyway i must be off for now, jus call if you need me at anytime, i entrust the map to you doll"
The chicken mage spread his wings and they grew to the size of an eagles, he flew off over the horizon...

 

[sky14kemea]

"Okey doke." The doll curtseyed as the chicken mage flew away. She took the map from the air and rolled it up.

 

[Zepren]

The voice of the chicken echoed on the wind
"The name is Glenrath by the way" Same the voice "Just cluck if you need me"

Spoiler: Meaning....

Drop me a PM and i'll rush back. Good for a boss battle if yo get one. Chicken mages are overpowered

 

[maddawg IAJI]

As Maddawg and his new undead army marched out of the cave. The zombies lined up in formation with the non zombified members of the group in front of them. Maddawg grabbed a beacon from out of his bag and placed it on the ground. The Beacons nose cone lifted up and slammed down on the ground with a mighty thud and soon large Emergence holes opened up as Maddawg's Locust horde climbed out to guide the army back to Nexus. As the army marched forward Maddawg looked up into the sky.

"Something wrong Maddawg?" Asked Sho.

"Do you ever get that feeling that-......we're being watched?" He replied.

"What do you mean?"

"Like....Like we are being watched by people who just use us for thier own amusement?"

"You think to much man." Said Sho as he laughed at the thought.

Meanwhile behind a nearby rock

Two men wishper as they hide out of sight of the villans. One holding a camera, the either holding a Boom microphone.

"Shit! I told you he was on to us Dave!" Said the Boom operator.

"He's not onto us, he's philosophically thinking. Now come on Adam! We need to film this and put it on the Escapist." Said Dave as he stealthily moved from rock to rock to get a better angle on the army.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Phil feet were started getting restless.

"Well, are we gonna actually fight some evil, or sit under this crevice and ***** about?" He said, sitting on the ground with his legs crossed.

"Seriously, I'm starting to get a little bored."

Rag nudged Phil once more, and shook the box of cigs at him.

"Nah man, I'm good. Besides, I was never a smoker." He said to his fellow angel.

 

[Zepren]

The mage-chicken, glenrath, sensed a battle was apon the heroes. He returned to where he left them, circling around and around above then scene before him. Who would make the first move? that was the question. He beat his wings harder and circled higher. He prepared himself for if he was needed, he must be ready to fight.

 

[Sam G]

The two zombies stepped aside to reveal a great many more zombies, which rushed at Sam because he smelled delicious, like fresh muffins. He rolled out his secret techniqes. "Sam Punch!!" He punched a zombie in the face, then spun around and kicked another in the shin. "Sam Kick!!" He reached into his subspace bag and pulled out a sledgehammer which he twirled around his head, smacking a few zombies' heads off before the handle snapped. He noticed a Hunter running towards him, so he sidestepped and opened the bag which the zombie went flying into, sending it hurtling the void of subspace where it was destined to fall for all eternity. "Yep, that's my fighting style. Calling my attacks, pulling random objects out of my bag and sending people hurtling into a bottomless pit. Glad I could get that out of the way." Then he turned to Sho. "You! I pick you! You're my nemesis!" Then he rushed towards him, pulling an impossible number of pine-cones, padlocks and pepper grinders out of his bag and throwing them at Sho.

 

[Zepren]

The fight had begun, one lone adventurer taking on this army? He was so outnumbered. He looked like he could hold his own. But just to be sure.
"Cluck cluck BWAK!" Glenrath dropped spawn 3 grand pianos in the air above the zombie horde. They came hurtling down. Each piano crushed multiple foes

 

[Zepren]

Glenrath saw that orgazmo had joined the fight. He sighed. That man caused more problems thne he solved. Grand pianos began to fall like rain.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Phil was filled with excitement as Xandus lunged at him.

"Yes! Finally, a fight!" He said gleefully, hopping to his feet.

Phil corresponded by throwing of his H.a.L.O. As he caught it, it has shaped into a giant claymore. Phil chuckled under his breath.

"Heh. Xandus' only weakness." Phil said slyly as Xandus stopped midair to stare in wonder at the giant weapon.

"A Claymore...I must add it to my collection..." He said, practically drooling.

While he was distracted, Phil used the sith's weakness to his advantage and swung the sword at him, knocking him back several feet.