The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Zepren]

Luckily for the pair, Glenrath teleported the couple to white mesa, away from orgazmo and his sexual desires

 

[Zepren]

"Dude chill, i wont let you rape NPCs, im ur leesh now. i'll stop you from commiting such vile acts" Said Glenrath calmly

Spoiler: 10 points if anyone can....

Tell me where i got the name for my character. no cheating

 

[Zepren]

Glenrath begins to much on some carrot cake. Oh how he missed such simple things

 

[Zepren]

"Oh shit" Said Glenrath

Spoiler: OCC

Nope, its a brand of eggs in scotland. i saw the box in my kitchen earlier n jus had to use it as my name. and maybe becuz we are the only people up right nw cuz of timezones?

 

[Zepren]

"BAWKAAAAA!" Shouts Glenrath, a pulse of magical energy engulfs the zombies reducing them to mere ash
"They don't call me Glenrath the mage-chicken for nothing you know" Says Glenrath as he draws a sword from under his wing and charges at his remaining foes.
"Lets finish them!"

 

[Zepren]

"KA MAY HA MAY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Screamed Glenrath, a beam of pure power left his wings striking Xandus in the face melting it slightly.
"here Orgazmo, your the only one who can weild this" Says Glenrath while pulling out a golden dildo from under his arm and handing it to orgazmo. "You are the only one who can weild THE GOLDEN DILDO!!!!!!"
Orgazmo takes the dildo, holds it high and shouts
"I have the POOOOWWWWEEEEEEERRRRRRRR"

 

[Asturiel]

*Flying magestically* Interesting, this fight is just as I was told, these old bones havent seen this kind of excitement for ages. Without further adieu CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW

*Nosedives into the zombies*

 

[Zepren]

Glenrath caught orgazmo in mid air using his talons.
"Lets finish this"
Glenrath dive-bombed at Xandus. He brought down his sword onto Xandus' lightsaber.
"Now!" Shouted Glenrath. He couldn't block both attacks. Either the sword would get him or the dildo. Glenrath threw Orgazmo at Xandus while engaged with him- blade to lightsaber.
Orgazmo knew he only had one chance...

 

[Zepren]

"God damnit orgazmo" said Glenrath, doing a backflip to retreat.

 

[Asturiel]

Spoiler

Are you talking about me Techno? Im a griffin...

 

[Zepren]

"Ah Asturiel, a fellow bird. I am the mage-chicken Glenrath and this is the pervert Orgazmo. Please to meet you." Said Glenrath. Xandus launched a fireball at him as he said this, Glenrath repelled it with a quick flick of the wing.
"Wanna give us a hand here?" Asked Orgazmo.

 

[Asturiel]

"I care not who I help or who I kill, I see blood to be spilled and frankly I have been too long without it" Asturiel says as he eviserates a zombie. "Shall we?"