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"Lets" Glenrath starts off the assault on Xandus by spreading his wings, razor sharp steel needles spray from under them at Xandus
 

Asturiel

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"I am not above talking during combat, in fact I prefer it, tell me do you know what is happening with the one with an energy sword and the angelic figure?"
 

Zepren

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"I don't know" Said Glenrath as he watched Xandus dodging his attack.

YAY! my 200th post :D
 

Asturiel

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"Hmm, I suppose ill meerly fight the victor for sport." Throws a zombie into another zombie and flies off into the army. Noticing a single necromancer controlingg them in the distance. Clever "Chicken! Hero man! This is meaningless, we will be here all day, a necromancer is summoning them in the distance we must kill him!"

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Zepren

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"Got nothing better to do" Said glenrath as he conjured rocks to fall from the sky, crushing a load of the zombies but missing Xandus.
"Orgazmo, where art thou?"
 

Teddy Roosevelt

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Suddenly, the triforce flashes in the air, dropping into this world the Hero of Hyrule himself. What's more? He's at full health.
 

Zepren

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"Well i asked for Orgazmo and got an elf. Now i know how the last hooker Orgazmo paid felt." Said Glerath, laughing at his own joke.
 

Asturiel

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"Stay focused Chicken CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" Asturiel says as he charges headfirst into a group of zombies. "Hopefully this child is up to the task, he appears to have blind action as a strength, how odd."
 

Zepren

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"Right, CLUCK BWAK!" Said Glenrath, creating a landslide from the mountain heading straight for the zombie army. It wiped out 3 quarters of it instantly
 

Asturiel

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"...I think I will keep you around, you remind me of myself when I was a fledgling. No time to be distracted! To the necromancer" The amazing bird says as he lunges for the dark mage talons extended.
 

Zepren

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Techno Path said:
Asturiel said:
"Hmm, I suppose ill meerly fight the victor for sport." Throws a zombie into another zombie and flies off into the army. Noticing a single necromancer controlingg them in the distance. Clever "Chicken! Hero man! This is meaningless, we will be here all day, a necromancer is summoning them in the distance we must kill him!"

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Congrats
The undead have already been summoned by the villans! We just happended to catch them as they entered a giant pit into the earth. Their is no one something anything else!

On a related note, if your talking about the Angel guy with the infinity staff or the drunken scottish/welsh/cockney accented fallen angle, those would be Phil and Rag respectively. Also, the list of characters are about as followed:

Hero's:

Ramthundar (leader and spirit servant of thor in a Ram's body)

Orgazmo (sexually fueled Super hero and new Greek Demi-God)

Phil (angel with the ability to fly, enhanced strength, use his HALO (which turns into the infinity staff), and has the ability to fire energy blasts made of holy light).

Rag (fallen angle with the scottish/welsh/cockney accent. I'm pretty sure his abilities are identical or at the very least similiar to Phil's).

Steakheart (a wierd alien slug thing. I'm not sure about his powers.)

Slouch (a blob fish. Much like Steakheart, I'm also not sure about his powers).

Sam G (the man behind the character "Death: all I know is that he's teenaged, British, and apparently uses a fighting style that involves his sub-space bag.


Sky14Kemea (blonde anime doll. Doesnt really seem to have a purpose other then to cause bad luck and be lazy (like the real sky ;))

Shemrath (self explainatory)

The Griffon dude (self explainatory)

Villans:

Maddawg (the leader of the villans, though often times he may bump heads with Xandus to assert his position. He's a locust alien and apparent ruler of Nexus, and 300 fan.)

Xandus (one of the masters of Canadia, he's a sith lord, mage, acomplish swordsman, and is something satan himself fears. Nuff said).

Master Kitty (I'm also not sure about him. I dont even know if he's with the other villans, but I do know that he's a cat who gets high on catnip, is armed to the teeth, and wears a Master Chief helmet).

Sho SomethingSomethingTerryakiSauce (I'm not sure about his last name, though I know he's Japanese, has mastery over sound, and has a math degree).

The Zombie electrician and his assitant (self explainatory)

Gordon Free Man and ALyx Vance (servants of Maddawg)

Alyxsis (dont really know if she's evil, but she certainly does seem liek it).

Damn! *Wipes sweet from face*

Maybe now you can make more infromed posts
OCC:Dude u totally missed me out, after all i've done for u, after all we've been through. lol u call canada canadia too :D i do tht
 

Asturiel

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Techno Path said:
The undead have already been summoned by the villans! We just happended to catch them as they entered a giant pit into the earth. Their is no one something anything else!

On a related note, if your talking about the Angel guy with the infinity staff or the drunken scottish/welsh/cockney accented fallen angle, those would be Phil and Rag respectively. Also, the list of characters are about as followed:

Hero's:

Ramthundar (leader and spirit servant of thor in a Ram's body)

Orgazmo (sexually fueled Super hero and new Greek Demi-God)

Phil (angel with the ability to fly, enhanced strength, use his HALO (which turns into the infinity staff), and has the ability to fire energy blasts made of holy light).

Rag (fallen angle with the scottish/welsh/cockney accent. I'm pretty sure his abilities are identical or at the very least similiar to Phil's).

Steakheart (a wierd alien slug thing. I'm not sure about his powers.)

Slouch (a blob fish. Much like Steakheart, I'm also not sure about his powers).

Sam G (the man behind the character "Death: all I know is that he's teenaged, British, and apparently uses a fighting style that involves his sub-space bag.


Sky14Kemea (blonde anime doll. Doesnt really seem to have a purpose other then to cause bad luck and be lazy (like the real sky ;))

Shemrath (self explainatory)

The Griffon dude (self explainatory though I forget his name)

Link (self explainatory)

Villans:

Maddawg (the leader of the villans, though often times he may bump heads with Xandus to assert his position. He's a locust alien and apparent ruler of Nexus, and 300 fan.)

Xandus (one of the masters of Canadia, he's a sith lord, mage, acomplish swordsman, and is something satan himself fears. Nuff said).

Master Kitty (I'm also not sure about him. I dont even know if he's with the other villans, but I do know that he's a cat who gets high on catnip, is armed to the teeth, and wears a Master Chief helmet).

Sho SomethingSomethingTerryakiSauce (I'm not sure about his last name, though I know he's Japanese, has mastery over sound, and has a math degree).

The Zombie electrician and his assitant (self explainatory)

Gordon Free Man and ALyx Vance (servants of Maddawg)

Alyxsis (dont really know if she's evil, but she certainly does seem liek it).

Damn! *Wipes sweet from face*

Maybe now you can make more infromed posts
Sorry, didnt feel like reading 94 pages to get up to date on these. I just tried to move the plot since it didnt seem to be going anywhere. Btw the name's ASTURIEL for the griffin just so ya know.
 

Zepren

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Asturiel said:
Techno Path said:
The undead have already been summoned by the villans! We just happended to catch them as they entered a giant pit into the earth. Their is no one something anything else!

On a related note, if your talking about the Angel guy with the infinity staff or the drunken scottish/welsh/cockney accented fallen angle, those would be Phil and Rag respectively. Also, the list of characters are about as followed:

Hero's:

Ramthundar (leader and spirit servant of thor in a Ram's body)

Orgazmo (sexually fueled Super hero and new Greek Demi-God)

Phil (angel with the ability to fly, enhanced strength, use his HALO (which turns into the infinity staff), and has the ability to fire energy blasts made of holy light).

Rag (fallen angle with the scottish/welsh/cockney accent. I'm pretty sure his abilities are identical or at the very least similiar to Phil's).

Steakheart (a wierd alien slug thing. I'm not sure about his powers.)

Slouch (a blob fish. Much like Steakheart, I'm also not sure about his powers).

Sam G (the man behind the character "Death: all I know is that he's teenaged, British, and apparently uses a fighting style that involves his sub-space bag.


Sky14Kemea (blonde anime doll. Doesnt really seem to have a purpose other then to cause bad luck and be lazy (like the real sky ;))

Shemrath (self explainatory)

The Griffon dude (self explainatory though I forget his name)

Link (self explainatory)

Villans:

Maddawg (the leader of the villans, though often times he may bump heads with Xandus to assert his position. He's a locust alien and apparent ruler of Nexus, and 300 fan.)

Xandus (one of the masters of Canadia, he's a sith lord, mage, acomplish swordsman, and is something satan himself fears. Nuff said).

Master Kitty (I'm also not sure about him. I dont even know if he's with the other villans, but I do know that he's a cat who gets high on catnip, is armed to the teeth, and wears a Master Chief helmet).

Sho SomethingSomethingTerryakiSauce (I'm not sure about his last name, though I know he's Japanese, has mastery over sound, and has a math degree).

The Zombie electrician and his assitant (self explainatory)

Gordon Free Man and ALyx Vance (servants of Maddawg)

Alyxsis (dont really know if she's evil, but she certainly does seem liek it).

Damn! *Wipes sweet from face*

Maybe now you can make more infromed posts
Sorry, didnt feel like reading 94 pages to get up to date on these. I just tried to move the plot since it didnt seem to be going anywhere
It was awesome, shoo lol. bad grithin. jokes
 

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Rag stood up. He flicked the butt of his cigarette away.

Orgazmo turned around at the last sentence. "Did I hear something that could easily be confused into a sexual innuendo?"

"Aye. But ye can' do anythin' about it."

"Why not?" Orgazmo asked, looking puppy-eyed at the fallen angel.

"'Cause I have ass to kick. Pardon me." Rag described a circle in the air in front of himself and said the following, the six-sided star within the circle becoming more and more defined with each word.
Eternal Flame of Divinity
Reveal thy form to me
A star in the night
And the bearer of hope
I ride into my glorious battle alone

[HEADING=1]BURNING VENGEANCE[/HEADING]​
And with that, a good five hundred zombies were wiped from the earth and another two hundred were set alight from the intense heat of the crimson blast that emerged from the seal of Hammurabi Rag had drawn.
 

Asturiel

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Techno Path said:
In order to catch up with what was going on, I'm pretty sure all you need to do was read about 2-4 pages back. Why? Because thats when we restarted again because before that, thing were going shitty. So dave, the person you think of when you think Minnesota Nice and the leader of the RP (he created Ramthundar), restarted it so thing could go back like how they used to be. If you or Shemroth want to know of the rules, just read his opening post on the first page.
Sorry, didnt know it restarted and was put off to reading 94 pages even though pages 90-94 were the only significant ones, I dont think it says that in the OP, or it did and ima moron. Lesigh now can somebody put us back on track plz? I would like to follow someone so I dont break the system again.

"My word, that is the most impressive display of power I have seen in a long time. How I have missed this life"
 

Zepren

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Sep 2, 2009
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Meanwhile while the girls were talking hair.....
"It's over birdy" Said xandus looking down at Glenrath, his lightsaber pointed at his neck
"I think not" Responded Glenrath. He clucked a cloud of smoke into the face of Xandus. He then retreated a few metres.
"Orgazmo, you need to use the dildo. It's the only way" Shouted Glenrath over to Orgazmo who was still having a heart-to-heart with the griffin
 

Zepren

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"You just can't, you don't have the power" Replied Glenrath. "The golden dildo is our only hope."