The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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Techno Path said:Pm0n3y said:"What exactly is Charon, anyway?" Phil said, confused. Then he turned to Rag.
"You were the first to mention it in your post, care to tell us what it is?" He asked his fellow angel.
Sorry I disappeared for a while. I did several things over the hours:
1) I watched Inglorious Basterds (A good fuckin movie, might i add)
2) I was typing massive posts for my RP, Zombie High (just made it to 100 pages, first RP on this site to do so as well)
3) I had to keep changing my pants after I saw this pic:4) And I had to read the bible (don't ask)
Is that how your character in that script you've been working on looks like? If so, he looks so pimpin' he could take head of the North American Prostotution Organization!
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You made a another profile?! What for?! You we're only suspended for a month.Oh well, at least you seem less unruly now.
"Actually, that actually makes sense! It's also pretty clever, might I add." Phil said patting Orgazmo on his arm, before remembering he was covered in ejaculate.
Love that songTechno Path said:Pm0n3y said:"What exactly is Charon, anyway?" Phil said, confused. Then he turned to Rag.
"You were the first to mention it in your post, care to tell us what it is?" He asked his fellow angel.
Sorry I disappeared for a while. I did several things over the hours:
1) I watched Inglorious Basterds (A good fuckin movie, might i add)
2) I was typing massive posts for my RP, Zombie High (just made it to 100 pages, first RP on this site to do so as well)
3) I had to keep changing my pants after I saw this pic:4) And I had to read the bible (don't ask)Is that how your character in that script you've been working on looks like? If so, he looks so pimpin' he could take head of the North American Prostotution Organization!
Suddenly, on the boat, a portal opened up, and out came Glenrath and Orgazmo, both of which were now fully rested.
"Yo yo yo Dawg's. What's happen'in?" Asked Orgazmo, unknowingly adding more of the 90's in the boat.
"Nothing. We're just..." Said Sam G before putting in a tape into the boom box titled:"I'm on a boat."
"Aww shit, get yout towels ready it's about to go down!" Sang Ram.
"Shorty, yeah!" Sang Phil.
"Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck!" Sang Slouch.
"Shorty, yeah!" Sang Orgazmo.
"But stay on your motherfucking toes! We running this,let's go!" Sang Rag.
I'm on a boat!
I'm on a boat!
I'm on a boat!
I'm on a boat! Everybody look at me cause I'm sailing on a boat!"
Sailing on a boat!
I'm on a boat!
I'm on a boat!
I'm on a boat!
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat!
Boat yeah!
"I'm on a boat ************ take a look at me! Straight floating on a boat in the deep black sea! Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat! You can't stop me ************ cause I'm on a boat!"
Take a picture trick!
Trick!
I'm on a boat *****!
*****!
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp!
Crisp!
I got my swim trunks, and my flippy floppies! I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies!
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flip's and shit! The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet!
Before they could finish singing the song however, the water the undead dolphin splashed around shorted out the 90's boom box, and the hero's were left without music to finish the song.
"So yeah, We're going to the realm of Hades for some reason." Said Ram.
"Hades? Dont worry, he's one of my Uncles, well be perfectly sa-"
Suddenly a giant undead hydra rose out of the water, and with it's tentacles began attacking the hero's.
Charon, ignoring the group's antics, headed straight to the dock. The Elysian Fields spread before the group as they disembarked. Ram tried to pay Charon, but the ferryman waved the money off. "If that is truly Ragnorak del Goref, I would only get in trouble with Master Hades for delaying you. Go. I have work to accomplish." Charon turned back to his ferry and boarded.
Suddenly, a green bolt shot down from above and impacted with the boat, striking Charon on the top of the head. The ferryman was sent flying backwards, his...or rather, her, hood sent flying back. She landed on the beach, drawing a deep groove in the sand. She stood again, her long blond hair flying as she became angry. Blue flame flickered between her fingers as she screamed "WHO DARES! It has been millenia since I was struck! You will pay dearly for your insolence!" The blue fire solidified in her hands, becoming a long, thin scythe. The group, however, had already moved on. They heard none of the following conversation.
"GUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Hardly likely, my dear Charon. I have been far more insolent to beings far beyond your power in my quest to kill del Goref. I will not be stopped here. Not by you. Not by your pet dog. Not by the companions he has accumulated." A jester like figure floated in the air above the boat. He seemed very ambiguous. He smiled creepily. "However, you are pretty, so I believe I shall let you live." And with another burst of green flame from his hand, he struck Charon again.
But Charon still stood, and now there was a dangerous look in her eye. "You would impede del Goref on his quest? Foolish mortal, you know not what you do. I will stop you here. He will not be bothered." She spun her scythe and leapt at the jester.
[h4]Back with our heroes[/h4]
"Am I the only one who senses plot developing behind us?" asked Sam.
"No, lad," replied the chicken-mage. "But it's a common thing to happen. This is his story," here he pointed at Rag, up ahead, laughing with Ram and Phil. "As such, things will happen. We must let them happen in a certain pre-ordained order. If we are being pursued, it is up to the pursuer to reveal themselves."
"Seems like an exceptionally stupid way to run things," quipped Orgazmo, who had picked up a few of the beautiful lost souls wandering the Fields for the time the party stopped to camp.
"Orgazmo, it occurs to me that those ladies and gentlemen you are towing around are insubstantial. How in the name of..."
Sam interrupted the chicken-mage. "Don't ask. We don't want to know. He's Orgazmo. Apparently his powers of fuckery extend to those already dead. I don't want to know any more than that."
"Good point..."
Suddenly, a green bolt shot down from above and impacted with the boat, striking Charon on the top of the head. The ferryman was sent flying backwards, his...or rather, her, hood sent flying back. She landed on the beach, drawing a deep groove in the sand. She stood again, her long blond hair flying as she became angry. Blue flame flickered between her fingers as she screamed "WHO DARES! It has been millenia since I was struck! You will pay dearly for your insolence!" The blue fire solidified in her hands, becoming a long, thin scythe. The group, however, had already moved on. They heard none of the following conversation.
"GUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Hardly likely, my dear Charon. I have been far more insolent to beings far beyond your power in my quest to kill del Goref. I will not be stopped here. Not by you. Not by your pet dog. Not by the companions he has accumulated." A jester like figure floated in the air above the boat. He seemed very ambiguous. He smiled creepily. "However, you are pretty, so I believe I shall let you live." And with another burst of green flame from his hand, he struck Charon again.
But Charon still stood, and now there was a dangerous look in her eye. "You would impede del Goref on his quest? Foolish mortal, you know not what you do. I will stop you here. He will not be bothered." She spun her scythe and leapt at the jester.
[h4]Back with our heroes[/h4]
"Am I the only one who senses plot developing behind us?" asked Sam.
"No, lad," replied the chicken-mage. "But it's a common thing to happen. This is his story," here he pointed at Rag, up ahead, laughing with Ram and Phil. "As such, things will happen. We must let them happen in a certain pre-ordained order. If we are being pursued, it is up to the pursuer to reveal themselves."
"Seems like an exceptionally stupid way to run things," quipped Orgazmo, who had picked up a few of the beautiful lost souls wandering the Fields for the time the party stopped to camp.
"Orgazmo, it occurs to me that those ladies and gentlemen you are towing around are insubstantial. How in the name of..."
Sam interrupted the chicken-mage. "Don't ask. We don't want to know. He's Orgazmo. Apparently his powers of fuckery extend to those already dead. I don't want to know any more than that."
"Good point..."
Alright, I'm moving the plot along at a decent clip, but please leave the jester figure up to me. I've got plans. Hmmm...we're gonna be running into Cerberus if we want to enter Hades (Protip: we do), so I think I can safely leave that particular battle up to you guys. He's like the DMC3 boss in this interpretation, just for reference.
"...so I says to him, Hey Achilles, that ain't mah condom, it's mah rain coat!" Ram finished, laughing uproariously at his joke.
The other two stopped laughing, giving the mythical goat an odd look. "That...doesn't really explain why you were dancing with that Mexican midget." Phil said.
"Yeah, 'nd why we're we even laughing at 'ou?" Rag asked.
Ram suddenly pulled three more mythical ales from his secret pocket, a reward of laughter returning his alcoholic favor.
"So anyways, weren't we supposed to have met some kind of Underworld guardian by now?" Ram asked, wiping the foam of his goatee.
Suddenly, they were at a large, cave-like entrance guarded by the three-headed dog behemoth, Cerberus.
"....Ah, okayz then. So, I believe this is where we.....CHARGE!!!!" Ram cried, rushing at the beast with his head bent and legs pumping.
The other two stopped laughing, giving the mythical goat an odd look. "That...doesn't really explain why you were dancing with that Mexican midget." Phil said.
"Yeah, 'nd why we're we even laughing at 'ou?" Rag asked.
Ram suddenly pulled three more mythical ales from his secret pocket, a reward of laughter returning his alcoholic favor.
"So anyways, weren't we supposed to have met some kind of Underworld guardian by now?" Ram asked, wiping the foam of his goatee.
Suddenly, they were at a large, cave-like entrance guarded by the three-headed dog behemoth, Cerberus.
"....Ah, okayz then. So, I believe this is where we.....CHARGE!!!!" Ram cried, rushing at the beast with his head bent and legs pumping.
"Yeah, alright!" Sam ran at the creature, jumped into the air and span around with his leg extended. "Sam Hurricane!" He kicked the beast in one of its three heads. Then he grabbed it by the ear and propelled himself onto its back. The boy started punching the monster in the back of the head repeatedly. "I!" Smack. "Had!" Smack. "Difficulty!" Smack. "Fighting!" Smack. "You!" Smack. "In!" Smack. "Kingdom!" Smack. "Hearts!" Smack. "1!" He started striking the dog at an incredible speed. "Sam Bullet!!!" He finished his combo off by pulling an anvil out of his bag, throwing it into the air and jumping onto it, sending it hurtling down towards Cerberus's damaged right head and crushing the skull. "That's what I call a rough landing," Sam said, chortling.
"Wow, not bad. I thought with the level orgazmo is at that you all were roughly the same strength, evidently you are uch stronger then him" Said the chicken then sighed "I better watch his back..... and his front, for completely unrelated reasons"
Glenrath rolled his eyes
Glenrath rolled his eyes
In a flash of light, Yuki appeared. "Hey guys, I'm Back-"
She took a slow look around.
"I'll...Come back later."
At this, she disapeared again.
She took a slow look around.
"I'll...Come back later."
At this, she disapeared again.
"Oh, she's gone... Wait, who is she? Also, who am I? Did I just forget that I'm an amnesiac for a second? Well, that's pretty ironic..." Sam started rubbing his head. "I remember... A song..." He pulled his iPod out of his bag and searched through the anime tracks. "Fighting Dreamers, Asterisk, Blackout... Ah!" Sam found the song he was looking for. Listening to it gave him the strange compulsion to dance... "Hare Hare Yukai, eh? I'll keep that in mind..." Sam smiled and pocketed his iPod.
Code Monkey, be sure to bear in mind the RP restarted 5 pages back, so nobody has any memories of you. It'd probably be a good idea to look back to see what we're up to.
...Also, I only just started watching Haruhi Suzumiya a couple of days ago, and I can definitely see the appeal of a Yuki avatar...
...Also, I only just started watching Haruhi Suzumiya a couple of days ago, and I can definitely see the appeal of a Yuki avatar...
Oh, I guess that means I won't have to have my character talk with an annoying purple font. All right, I'll go read from where I left and see whats going on. When I'm done, I'll re-enter.