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Zepren

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"I wonder why he keeps making me say the same line" Said Glenrath, looking directly at you, the reader. "I won't be far behind you good friend but first..."
Glenrath opened a portal and dragged himself and Orgazmo inside.
"A place for us to rest until the time is right for us to fight alongside each other again"
Said glenrath, sealing the portal.
There they slept to some extent. To another extent they were merely waiting for the next to be apon them.
 

Zepren

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Techno Path said:
Zepren said:
"I wonder why he keeps making me say the same line" Said Glenrath, looking directly at you, the reader. "I won't be far behind you good friend but first..."
Glenrath opened a portal and dragged himself and Orgazmo inside.
"A place for us to rest until the time is right for us to fight alongside each other again"
Said glenrath, sealing the portal.
There they slept to some extent. To another extent they were merely waiting for the next to be apon them.
Does that mean what I posted did happend and that you did'nt ignore it?
Yes, for once you have actually posted what really happened, night :D
 

FieryButterfly

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"Never!" Alexis shouted as a black whirlwind began to wwirl around her. Suddenly hundreds of phantoms attacked the heroes sending them running away as her eyes glow black.
 

RagnorakTres

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Rag looked at Phil. "Kid, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?"

"Delay them? Hell yeah. Let's do this." Phil manifested his sparking blue wings as Rag unfolded his red-streaked black feathered wings. The two angels leapt into the air, each HALO glowing like nobody's business. They communicated telepathically, preferring to keep the villains in the dark as to their plans.

:Kid, you remember the trick I taught you with the HALOs? The twin attack we can do?:

:Oh yeah. Is it necessary?:

:Hardly, I just like showing off.:

:Fair enough. But we should save that for a really desperate situation. I mean, it is basically capable of ionizing the entire continent.:

:Fair point. What do you suggest?:

:Jerusalem's Walls. You know Hammurabi's seal better than I do, so I'll leave the basic form up to you. I'll feed you the power you need.:

:Good plan, kid. I'll make an arch-angel out of you yet.:

Up to this point, the divines had simply been gliding above the rest of the party. Having come to a decision, Rag shot off a thought to the other divine among them: Ram.

:Hey, servant of Thor, me and the kid are gonna head up a little further, set up a cut-off point to stop the villains from following us.:

:Great plan. Just one question. Since when can we communicate with our minds!!?:

:We're divines. We have racial abilities. You've never used telepathy to talk to other divines before?:

:Never thought to try. This could be really useful! Thanks!:

:Not a problem. See you later.:

The angelic pair sped off into the distance, finding a good spot for the wall. As Rag traced the six-pointed star seal of Hammurabi into the ground with pure power, Phil floated, focusing his power as he meditated in the Lotus position, his eyes closed. When his eyes opened, they glowed, an external sign of the amounts of divine energy he'd accumulated. He walked up behind and slight to the left of Rag and laid a hand on his shoulder, establishing a power conduit in an instant. As the heroes ran past, they could hear Ragnorak, crouched on the ground with his hands on the giant circle.

I turn to you oh my precious Jerusalem
Power beyond imagination lend this barren soil
Oppose the pursuers with the indomitable strength of Gaea

[HEADING=2]Jerusalem's Walls[/HEADING]​

Suddenly, the earth under the seal heaved up, rumbling. Quickly, the mass of soil began to resemble a wall, crenelations and all, but it was still growing. It reached both sides of the impossibly deep gorge the angel's had chosen as the choke point and stretched as far up into the sky as anyone could see. Ragnorak and Phil manifested wings again and flew after the party, relieved that the main villains could not follow them.

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Meantime, back with the villains
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The group ran up to the wall. "Hah! Fools, do they really believe that a mere wall can stop a Lord of the Sith?"

"Ummm...Xandus...dude..."

"Not now, Sho, I'm busy gloating over the stupidity of our nemeses. Then I'm going to be busy crushing their puny wall with the Force. Then I'm going to be too busy running after them." Xandus turned to the wall and began making gestures with his hands, obviously attempting to bring the wall down with the Force. Beads of sweat appeared on his face as nothing happened.

Maddawg looked at Sho. "Were you going to tell him it wouldn't work?"

"Yeah. If I'm remembering correctly, that's an angelic spell called Jerusalem's Walls. Nothing short of a direct burst of demonic or angelic energy will make the least mark on it and only a really powerful one will actually get rid of it. It's basically the ultimate defense."

Master Kitty looked at Sho suspiciously. "How do you know that? Catana isn't turning up anything in her memory banks."

Sho grinned sheepishly. "An angel once saved me from an army of demons with that particular spell. Then he died facing the army. It was actually pretty amusing."

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Meanwhile, back with the heroes
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As Rag and Phil caught up with the rest of the heroes, they started to take notice of their surroundings. A sickly-sweet aura permeated the air. The heroes trudged forward, relieved to no longer be chased.

As they walked, the aura became thicker and thicker, eventually physically manifesting as a smoke-like vapor crawling along the ground. It swirled in eddies around the feet of the heroes and where it touched their bare skin, they felt pure cold.

Eventually, something appeared ahead. It appeared to be a river but, as they approached, they realized that something was wrong with it. It's flow was so sluggish as to be barely perceptible and, rowing across from the opposite shore, was a barge, manned by a being in a tattered cloak. The barge ran itself aground nearby and the figure stepped off. A coldness emanated from it and it's breath hung heavy in the air.

"Charon..." whispered Sam, naming the figure.
 

The_Chief

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"WRONG SIR! infact you were so wrong. i will now have to shoot something" said a small dog, limping out of the smoke with a piece of meat in its mouth.
"i be Chinchau the mighty Chihuahua!! but u can call me....marcal....andthis...is my necktie."
 

Ramthundar

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"Oy, sorry fellows just need to do one quick thing." Ram said, quickly dashing back to the villains.

Using his deity (and goat) powers, Ram jumped over the wall and landed near Maddawg.

"Scuse me, seeing as though you're the leader for the villains and I the leader of the Heroes, would you care to be my arch-villain?" Ram politely asked the large insect-like creature.

"Why the hell would I want to be enemies with a goat?!"

"..."

One mighty head-butt to the crouch later, and Ram was gleefully jumping over the wall with the curses of "I'LL GET YOU, RAMTHUNDAR!!!" hurled at him with an abnormally high pitch.

"Sorry bout that,' Ram said to the group, "just had to get some loose ends tied. Hey, it's Charon! Ah shit, did some-one die already?"

Ah, sorry for missing out for so long guys. Just had a busy day. If something like that happens, I'd suggest either waiting for a while, dicking around like you guys (Orgazmo and Zepren) did, or maybe finding a nice, even way to get the plot moving.
Also, to all the New People: WELCOME! I hope you enjoy your stay with the AA! Please leave your sanity at the door.
 

Pm0n3y

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"What exactly is Charon, anyway?" Phil said, confused. Then he turned to Rag.

"You were the first to mention it in your post, care to tell us what it is?" He asked his fellow angel.


Sorry I disappeared for a while. I did several things over the hours:
1) I watched Inglorious Basterds (A good fuckin movie, might i add)
2) I was typing massive posts for my RP, Zombie High (just made it to 100 pages, first RP on this site to do so as well)
3) I had to keep changing my pants after I saw this pic:
4) And I had to read the bible (don't ask)
 

RagnorakTres

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"...I'm Charon. Y'know. The ferryman of Styx? The dude you pay two cents to take you to the afterlife?" said the tattered figure, kicking the chihuahua in the behind. "You're annoying. In fact, all chihuahua's are annoying. Stupid humans with their yappy dogs..."
 

Ramthundar

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"Only 2 cents, eh? Glad to see the recession hasn't hit everything" said Ram, giving the long boat an approving look.

"Oh no, the afterlife was hit pretty bad to. 2 cents is just the cheapest way of travel. Riding the actual boat will cost ye 2 grand."

"2 GRAND?!? Then what does 2 cents get you?"

"Well, I tie ye to the boat, and drag you to the after life. And you get no soul-insurance, so if you get lost, no refund."

Alrighty Rag, not sure why you've brought us before Charon, but I'm sure you have an idea in mind. Have at it, and we'll follow suit!
 

RagnorakTres

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Phil leaned over to Rag and whispered out the corner of his mouth. "Is there a particular reason you led us to the Greek underworld?"

Rag gave Phil a surprised look. "Y'know, I was about to ask ye the same thing. I was following you."

"But...I was following you!" The two angels looked at each other, dumbfounded. Then they simultaneously collapsed with laughter. The rest of the party looked on, confused, as Charon flipped a coin repeatedly, bored.

Eventually, the divines managed to get a hold on their mirth and stood up, leaning on each other for support. Ragnorak wiped a tear of laughter away from his eyes as he chuckled. "heheh...we got each other los'...heh...heheheh..."

Ram looked at Charon. "Pardon me." He walked over to the nearest wall and ran his head into it a few times. When he looked back around, blood was running down from his left horn and his eye was twitching. "YOU GOT US LOST IN THE GREEK EQUIVALENT OF HELL????? THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MATURE AND BATTLE-HARDENED!!! I OUGHTA SEND YOUR ASS..."
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Several minutes of ranting later...
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"...AND THEN I'LL SHOVE A PORCUPINE UP YOUR NOSE!" Ram took several deep breaths. "Sorry. I've been under a lot of stress lately. A ram's body isn't well suited for the wenching I'm used to and I haven't had a drink since I got here."

Rag patted the goat on the shoulder. "'Salright. We did get us all lost. I'll deal with it. Somebody down here owes me a favor anyway."

He walked over to the ferryman and leaned in real close to his ear. There he whispered something that no-one else could hear. Charon's head snapped up in surprise, before he returned to his usual collected demeanor. He flipped his coin a few more times, as though thinking. Then he nodded. Ushering the party onto the boat, he began rowing across the river Styx. Appropriately, Sam broke a nineties boom-box out of his hyperspace and popped in a Styx tape. The party jammed into Hades, cranking some righteous tunes.

What? I've been reading a lot of Rave Master lately. I've got nineties slang in my head. Don't give me that look.
 

Sam G

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"Sorry, hang on, can I just clarify; are we dead?" Sam asked, more indignant than worried.
"Uh... no, I don't think so..." Ram replied.
"So how could we enter the underworld? Isn't it more of a theoretical plane than an actual location, so the likelihood of us actually chancing on such a place are- Don't interrupt me!" He yelled, lifting a fist up and punching the Logician who had just appeared behind him. Then he spun around to face the hydra. "This hand of mine... It's telling me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger and all my sorrow! SAM FINGER!!!" He leapt into the air and poked the hydra in the eye. It roared and batted him back towards the raft with its tail. "Well, that was underwhelming..."
 

Sam G

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"Orgazmo, nooooo!" Sam yelled. Then he turned around, pulled an iPod out of his bag and fell asleep.
Lazy fucker.
"Alright, I'm up! God!" He stood up, unplugged himself and pulled a scalpel out of his bag. "This'll only hurt for a minute..." He leapt at the hydra and cut a hole in it with the tiny blade. It took a while and was very very messy, but there was nothing Sam prided himself on more than dramatic irony.