While the rest of the godly characters in this RP were checking in at the pearly gates, Phil and Rag walked right in. Waiting beyond the gates, was none other than GOD himself.
"Hey GOD? What's Up?" Phil says walking towards the spiritual entity.
Once he got close enough, GOD smacked Phil upside the head.
"Why don't you call?! I worry sick when my angels don't call, and you are no exception! You have that H.a.L.O for a reason! And I want you to use it!" GOD yelled, his voice making the very fabric of time rumble violently.
"I'm a Master Chicken-Mage of the order of the hen, Yes Glenrath that's it. Cause this? I didn't cause shit. Why am I an egg? Atkinson did this. I'm sorry if I don't match up with my passport photo. Oh you'll let me off this once? I should hope so." He turned away from the security angel to Orgazmo who was constantly setting off all the metal detectors infront of a very attractive female angel.
"Cmon Orgazmo. No that angel is not planning on giving you a full body search, just take your keys out of your pocket would you? Geez i'm independent for 5 seconds and i'm already having to deal with this *Beep*. Oh for *beep* sake. This is *beep* in' rediculas."
The return to the world of the full concious was taking it's toll on the egg-bound Glenrath. And without his wings he could conjure anything ie his bong. This was so lame.
Sidoh landed on the heavenly cloud, retracted his wings into his back, and took a bite out of his Chocly Choc chocolate bar "Hey." He said. "The name's Sidoh Spacerpiji. I'm the new god here, and I don't really know the rules. I got a text, something about the universe being censored?"
But...but...wait, didn't I set it up so that the Logician was working on REPROGRAMMING THE UNIVERSE via the computer Atkinson used? He was making coffee! I distinctly remember mentioning Linux and coffee! *sighs, facepalms* Whatever. I have no idea what to do at this point, so knock yerselves out.
Ram looked around the vast collection of gods and deities, trying to spot some of his kind. He perked up when he saw a small thunder cloud hovering over a crowd.
Ramming his way through the crowd, he came up to a group of toga wearing gods. "I just don't @#$%ing understand why we need to censor the universe. What I want to know is, what goody-tuchu B##ch went and started nagging Big G?!
"Lord Thor, I see you are in your usual mood." Ram asked, sidling up to his master. "What exactly is going on here?"
"Apparently, we've got the good fortune of voting on censoring all of the cosmos. An excellent idea, in my opinion. Now me may silence all the ingrates and morons that plague our good people."
Ram merely gave a quick glare at Athena, before turning back to his master.
"So, we're just voting on to blurt out a few words? Don't sound to bad."
Sidoh rolled his eyes sarcastically. "Sidoh, the sixth God of Death. I was just recommending that we just remove the censor on the universe with our godly powers. I mean, why not?"
MEANWHILE on earth...
"THIS SUCKS!" Sho yelled. "Why the *bleep* can't we be in heaven!?" Sho was stunned for a moment. "I CAN'T DROP THE F-BOMB!"
"Oh no... What ever will we do..." Grimm sighed sarcastically.
"OI! *bleep* off!" Sho replied "AHHH! I can't take this anymore! I'm divine enough to be up there right?"
"Uhhh, how are you divine?" Maddawg asked.
"In the game I came from I was a reaper. Close enough to a god of death right?" Sho asked.
"No.." Maddawg and Grimm said in unision. Maddawg then punched the fuck out of Grimm.
"Anyway... You control SOUND! Why not just remove te censor?" Maddawg asked Sho.
"Why don't the heroes just kill us? Why doesn't Grimm man up? BECAUSE IT'S NO FUN!" Sho replied. "Now, we're gonna crash this party!" Sho said.
HOURS LATER...
"*bleep*..." Sho mumbled.
"You got lost. On your way to heaven. And now were in hell." Grimm said stunned.
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO IN TO THE FOREST OF EVIL AND HELL!" Maddawg said.
"Well maybe you should've drove!" Sho responded.
"WE WALKED." Grimm said impatiently.
"*BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*" Sho uttered a continues strain of curse words. "Alright, I have an idea... We sneak into Satans layer, find the portal to heaven and jump in."
"How do you know theres a portal to heaven?" Grimm asked
"BECAUSE I'M TYPING. Now! Let's go!"
20 MINUTES LATER...
"Who would've guessed we go through all of hell and Hitler isn't here... Maybe there's a super hell... Wanna go check it out?" Sho asked when he noticed a portal next to them that said SUPER HELL.
The portal to heaven was in front of the group. Maddawg and Grimm shoved him in the portal and jumped in behind him."
IN HEAVEN!!!!
"*bleep* miss us!?" Sho said grinning.
The group of heroes ignores him.
"Nothing new..." Sho mumbled under his breath looking around the room.
"Maybe we should... Steal what their doing?" Grimm said.
"Idiot... We need to get a hostage... And a good one..." Maddawg said.
"But who?" Sho asked
Suddenly there was a voice from behind them. "HI BILLY MAYE'S HERE! AND I'M IN HEAVEN SUITE 408!"
"Bingo." The villains said at once.
LATER...
"If you don't turn off the censor Billy Maye's gets it!" Sho said holding a tied up Billy.
"Idiot..." Grimm mumbled. "If you kill him he goes back to heaven..." Billy sighed through the tape.
Sho walked to the portal to hell and said "GIVE ME MY VOCABULARY YOU *bleep* sucking, mother *bleep*, *bleep licking, pieces of *bleep*, then you can all go *bleep* yourself."
If this doesn't make sense disregard, but its midnight here and makes PERFECT sense at the moment.
BACK IN HEAVEN . . .
"Look, lady!" Shouted Khorne drunkenly. "You dunno what the fuck yer talkin' about!" Khorne pointed at Sidoh. "And you! Do you think that we gods can just shout 'Maggily Daggily, Hokely Pokely,' and the fucking censor will come off the universe? No! We need to, like, kill people 'n' shiiiit!"
Glenrath sneaked away down a corridor to one side. He had now taken the form of an egg that had sprouted legs. He was in no shape for a fight. He turned a corner and came face to face with someone that shouldn't be here with the other demi-gods and deities.
"Ah my old arch-enemy, even as an egg i can recognise you anywhere, it's ben too long." Grinned the fox. He was in a flight suit with metallic boots. His sharp green eyes seemed to pierce right through Glen.
"You? What are you doing here?" Exclaimed Glen abit shakily.
"There is no place that the Great Fox McCloud can't get to!" Said Fox loudly. The space mercenary withdrew a blaster and pointed at the egg that was Glenrath. "Say good night birdie" He grinned.
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