The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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"Spacer, my boy!" Sam cried, punching Apollo in the face, throwing him into Amaterasu and stepping forwards toward Sidoh. "Nice to see you!"
"Who the hell's Spacer? And who the hell are you, for that matter?" Sidoh asked, grabbing Loki by the neck and piercing his head with a lightsaber.
"I dunno, some sort of immensely-powerful being who can modify reality at a whim. You remind me of him," Sam explained while stomping repeatedly on Ouranos, who was lying on the ground clutching a bloody nose.
"Who the hell's Spacer? And who the hell are you, for that matter?" Sidoh asked, grabbing Loki by the neck and piercing his head with a lightsaber.
"I dunno, some sort of immensely-powerful being who can modify reality at a whim. You remind me of him," Sam explained while stomping repeatedly on Ouranos, who was lying on the ground clutching a bloody nose.
"Yes, well, that's not me. You seem nice though." Sidoh stabbed his Lightsaber into Loki's body and flung the body onto Kawaii, God Of Cute Things, instantly killing him. "Who're you?"
Sidoh's eyes began to glow red. "Don't." Sidoh clenched both of his hands into a fist. "Call me." Sidoh's body suddenly became white hot, causing Xanadus to drop him, and Carmine's hand to burn. "AN IDIOT." Sidoh's body burst into flames for ten seconds, turning Carmine and Xanadus into ash. Sidoh's eyes went back to their normal color, and his body went back to it's normal temperature.
"Besides, Kawaii's okay." He was. All the gods began staring at him. "What's up?"
"Besides, Kawaii's okay." He was. All the gods began staring at him. "What's up?"
Sam pulled out a broom and started furiously sweeping the Xandmine ash. "You! Can't! Go! And! Take! My! Punctuating! Each! Word! With! An! Assault! Thing! It's! Mine!" With each word, he swept the ash in a different direction, until by the end he had made what looked like a Rorschach pattern out of cremated immortals on the ground. Then he turned back to Sidoh. "Who am I indeed?" Sam asked him. "I'm truly a mystery wrapped in an enigma soaked in conundrum and served with a dash of perplexion, eh? ...That is to say, I never bothered to come up with a backstory for myself past "amnesiac youth"." He turned to the gods. "Brethren, why fight? A massive brawl's not going to solve anything! Also, it seems to happen an awful lot since the reincarnation of the RP! You know what hasn't happened once, though?" He pulled a speaker system and some decks out of his Subspace Bag. "Techno rave!!!" He dropped this pumpin' tune [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQq12lDl0Kk], and all the gods started rocking out.
Glenrath burst from the egg of his rebirth.
"Looks like its time to stretch my wings" He said as he pulled out his sword from under one wing and charged up an electric energy blast with the other.
He threw the blast then charged at Xandus with great speed. Being reborn had increased his power it seemed.
"Looks like its time to stretch my wings" He said as he pulled out his sword from under one wing and charged up an electric energy blast with the other.
He threw the blast then charged at Xandus with great speed. Being reborn had increased his power it seemed.
Ram was quietly trying to avoid the fight, hoping to find safety in a nearby heavenly bar when he was forcefully picked up by the horns.
"Well well well, what do we have here? Thor's little *****, or should I say, ewe" proclaimed a deep voice, guffawing at his joke.
....
"Cause he's a goat, so I'm calling him a female version of it...you know what, screw you guys."
Ram at this time had twisted enough to see that his captor was Hercules, being followed by various other Greek minor-characters.
"Hey, Herc! How you doing? Long time no see, etc, etc." he tried to say with a jolly voice, trying to keep from shaking.
"Cut with the friendly cut, goat! I saw what you posted on Facebook about me! I DO NOT COMPENSATE!"
"Oh, that? Well, see what I was trying to do there is...the thing is...what I was saying is that you didn't need to compensate!"
"Whu?J"j
"Cause your big enough to be an easy target!"
Ram kicked with all his might, and as he fell down he ignored the whimpers and dashed off like his gonads depended on it.
In his rush he almost ran over a mysterious cloaked figure. He didn't see as the man simply smirked and continued heading towards his goal...the Halls of GOD.
[HEADING=1]DUN DUNNN DUNNNN[/HEADING]
"A Christ, not that again." Xandus, sending another fire ball at orgazmo for Lols.
"Well well well, what do we have here? Thor's little *****, or should I say, ewe" proclaimed a deep voice, guffawing at his joke.
....
"Cause he's a goat, so I'm calling him a female version of it...you know what, screw you guys."
Ram at this time had twisted enough to see that his captor was Hercules, being followed by various other Greek minor-characters.
"Hey, Herc! How you doing? Long time no see, etc, etc." he tried to say with a jolly voice, trying to keep from shaking.
"Cut with the friendly cut, goat! I saw what you posted on Facebook about me! I DO NOT COMPENSATE!"
"Oh, that? Well, see what I was trying to do there is...the thing is...what I was saying is that you didn't need to compensate!"
"Whu?J"j
"Cause your big enough to be an easy target!"
Ram kicked with all his might, and as he fell down he ignored the whimpers and dashed off like his gonads depended on it.
In his rush he almost ran over a mysterious cloaked figure. He didn't see as the man simply smirked and continued heading towards his goal...the Halls of GOD.
[HEADING=1]DUN DUNNN DUNNNN[/HEADING]
"A Christ, not that again." Xandus, sending another fire ball at orgazmo for Lols.
Sidoh laughed. "Haha! You think you can kill me with a simple killing blow?" Sidoh ran up to Orgazmo and kicked him in the Sorcerer's Stones, causing him to drop to the ground in pain. Sidoh pulled out his Lightsaber, while Glenrath charged at him. Sidoh hit Glenrath with the hilt of his Lightsaber, causing him to fly backwards into the Trash Can of The Gods. Sidoh activated his Lightsaber. "So, Xanamine. I've heard you're good with a Lightsaber." Sidoh licked his Lightsaber's glowing blade. "Let's dance."