The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

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[SpaceSpork]

"Goddammit . . ." Sidoh shakily stood up. "I'ma get you, *****." Sidoh ran up to Orgazmo, flipped him over, and slashed his cockles off. "Take that shit."

 

[Dr.Hax]

"so this is hell nice place but could use some zombies" said Ted as he walked around

 

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[SpaceSpork]

ON EARTH . . .
"Ah, shit . . ." Sidoh stood up. "Might as well stop speaking in my godly voice." Sidoh looked around, and saw a forest. "Looks scary. I like that."

 

[SpaceSpork]

"How much does it take to kill you, asshole?!?" Sidoh took his Tablet Of Spells from his shoulderpack and turned to page 3956. "This is called The De-immortalizing Spell. 'Ek des re des, omnipo reverso, hono!'" Suddenly, Orgazmo's text color became black.
He was no longer a god.

Spoiler: Sorry, but...

The post above yours has made your latest post null and void. In other word's, you got ninja'd beothc!

"How much does it take to kill you, asshole?!?" Sidoh took his Tablet Of Spells from his shoulderpack and turned to page 3956. "This is called The De-immortalizing Spell. 'Ek des re des, omnipo reverso, hono!'" Suddenly, Orgazmo's text color became black.
He was no longer a god.

Spoiler: Um...

You really can't do that. Taking away a character's powers or godhood is against the rules.

Spoiler: OOC

Don't worry, don't worry, fixing it . . .

 

[Pm0n3y]

As usual, Phil sat to the side, watching the massive fight as if it were the Super Bowl.

 

[SpaceSpork]

Sidoh kicked one of the trees down, lost in the forest. He turned around, and saw a staircase, with a sign next to it. It read "SECRET ENTRANCE TO THE HALL OF GODS". "Well," said Sidoh, "That's convenient, plotwise." He began running up the long staircase.

 

[Zepren]

"Halt citzen" Said Glenrath appearing infront of Sidoh. "You can't enter, it's forbidden. You wanna piss the gods off? Really? Did think so." He kicked Sidoh down the stairs.
"Denied!" He called after Sidoh as he rebounded off the last step.

 

[SpaceSpork]

Sidoh turned his godly voice back on and stuck up his middle finger, and in his best Schwarzenegger voice said "Fuck you, asshole." Suddenly, a bolt of burning lightning came out of his Birdy, frying Gazmo.

 

[Sam G]

All of a suddenly, a trampoline dropped from the heavens and landed on the ground near Sidoh. Sam plummeted down after it and landed safely on the springy platform. "Evening, Sid." Sam pulled two semi-automatics out of his bag, spun round and pointed them at Orgazmo and Glenrath.
"What the fuck? Why are you helping me?" Sidoh asked.
"I dunno, you're outnumbered, everyone's against you, you remind me of someone I know, it could make for an interesting plot point... I have my reasons." Sam pulled an AK-47 out of his bag and tossed it to Sidoh. Then he spun around and fired a total of eleven rounds, each a direct hit on Orgazmo's love-nuts.

 

[SpaceSpork]

LATER . . .
After Glenrath and Gazmo had fled back to heaven thanks to much shooting, Sidoh and Sam were talking about parents. "Yeah, I don't remember my parents." Said Sam. "My dad, The Soul Stealer, was killed some super-fuck asshole. One of my many dreams is to catch him and kill HIS ass!" Said Sidoh.