The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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"What? I couldn't hear you over the UF-Oh my god a UFO!!!" Said Sidoh.
Yeah, I fixed the post. I don't know the backstory, so I'll quit trying to use it.
Ragnorak walked back from the kitchen of GOD, chatting with his old boss. He tossed a beer to Phil with a wink as the three lounged, watching what unfolded.
I'm gonna take a leave of absence. School has decided to, well, school me, and I need some time to collect my thoughts on all my characters. So, while I will be around the site, I'm not gonna be posting here for a while.
(Also, RWIV just kicked into as high a gear as it's gonna. I'd kinda like to get to the second round this time. /eyeroll)
(Also, RWIV just kicked into as high a gear as it's gonna. I'd kinda like to get to the second round this time. /eyeroll)
Sidoh woke up, barely concious. "Ooohhhh . . ." He said. "The hell happened?" Sidoh looked around, and suddenly remembered. He'd been abducted by aliens! Sidoh tried to get up, but he'd been restrained. Sidoh smiled. I've always wanted to do this. Firstly, with his one free hand, he grabbed his 'Saber from his belt. He then sliced his restraints open, letting him free. He then jumped off of the bed, and into a running position. I'ma getcha, you fucking aliens.
Sidoh sped off.
Sidoh sped off.
Hope this subplot is okay with you, Ram. If not, I can wrap it up.
"Oh my God!" Sam yelled, sitting up abruptly.
"Dude, what?" Sarasvati, indian goddess of something-or-other (sorry, I just pilfered the name from Persona) asked.
"I think... I think I might have preferred Wind Waker to OoT." Sam blinked heavily, as if he were having trouble believing it himself.
"What? How's that possible?" Aphrodite asked. "Ocarina was one of the three best games of all time!"
"Yeah, I know, I just... I just think I liked WW better, is all... It had this real charm to it..." Sam muttered. "Also..." A tear formed in his eye. "I think I preferred Melee to Brawl..."
"That's enough out of you!" Isis, egyptian goddess of cows, ordered. "Come back into bed and make passionate love to the three of us simeltaniously again!"
"Oh, alright..." Sam slouched back over to the bed in God's spare room and absently started fucking the brains out of the three goddesses all at once.
"Dude, what?" Sarasvati, indian goddess of something-or-other (sorry, I just pilfered the name from Persona) asked.
"I think... I think I might have preferred Wind Waker to OoT." Sam blinked heavily, as if he were having trouble believing it himself.
"What? How's that possible?" Aphrodite asked. "Ocarina was one of the three best games of all time!"
"Yeah, I know, I just... I just think I liked WW better, is all... It had this real charm to it..." Sam muttered. "Also..." A tear formed in his eye. "I think I preferred Melee to Brawl..."
"That's enough out of you!" Isis, egyptian goddess of cows, ordered. "Come back into bed and make passionate love to the three of us simeltaniously again!"
"Oh, alright..." Sam slouched back over to the bed in God's spare room and absently started fucking the brains out of the three goddesses all at once.
The aliens looked into the one-way glass panel. "G'lak nyork hjen vgsnigel gork! (I think the human is attracted to the women!)" Said V'logrojork McFgrennenblack. "Pjok, jhorght yughillheim, mugphrupherfrump globgher! (Oh, nice observation Captain Obvious!)" Replied Yglluhgog Dfrigglesnort.
MEANWHILE . . .
Sidoh slashed through the waves of oncoming aliens. "THAT'S IT!" He shouted, while impaling one of the little gray aliens. "I"M TIRED OF THESE MOTHAFUCKIN' ALIENS ON THIS MUTHAFUCKIN' UFO!" Finally, he got to the pilot's seat, and sliced the pilot in half with a well-aimed slash. Sidoh got in the pilot's seat. "Alright world, it's time to learn that Siddy can fly."
MEANWHILE . . .
Sidoh slashed through the waves of oncoming aliens. "THAT'S IT!" He shouted, while impaling one of the little gray aliens. "I"M TIRED OF THESE MOTHAFUCKIN' ALIENS ON THIS MUTHAFUCKIN' UFO!" Finally, he got to the pilot's seat, and sliced the pilot in half with a well-aimed slash. Sidoh got in the pilot's seat. "Alright world, it's time to learn that Siddy can fly."
Sidoh saw that the autopilot was heading towards the planet Yworgnotitis. "Meh." Said Sidoh. "Looks like fun." He didn't change the course.
Sidoh pulled the UFO down to a stop in the Yworgnotitis Spaceport. He grabbed the interom mic. "Everyone human or divine being on the ship, we have reached our destination. Please find your nearest exit and leave. And all aliens, just die." And with that, Sidoh walked into the back room, seeing that it said "J'yugon J'kllreijm Mkjlpoiuy (Sex Room)". He heard noises that sounded like two beings fighting. "Hello?"