"Hello?" Said Sidoh, walking into the room. "Anyone wanna go on a possibly-deadly field trip into an alien planet?"
"OH! ME! ME!" Shouted Sam and Gazmo simeltaniously.
"OH! ME! ME!" Shouted Sam and Gazmo simeltaniously.
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Sidoh and the team turned a corner, and walked into a door. There they found Glenrath and Xanadus. "Ha ha!" Said Sidoh. "He said planes of existence, and I made a Snakes On A Plane joke! Get it?" No one was laughing. "Let's just get on the dangerous alien planet."
Sidoh walked out of the UFO. "Ah, can ya smell the lack of air!" Sidoh walked down the street. "Ah . . . this place is awesome!"
Sidoh was just casually walking, when he felt a kick to his ass. "I WILL AVENGE CABIN BOY!" Shouted a voice. Sidoh grabbed his trusty 'Saber off of his belt, ignited it, and licked the glowing blade. "Let's dance."
SOMEWHERE....
"Uh-huh...." Sho mumbled. "Where are we anyway?"
"Well my dear slave-" CM began as Sho cut him off.
"Yea, no. Names Sho, I can't kill you but I can kill me. Than your out of employees." Sho explained.
"HA! You wouldn't I'd just use your friend over there!" CM replied pointing to Grimm.
"GRIMM!? You would use GRIMM!? HA! I want to kill myself just to see that!" Sho laughed. "Now, I will work for you to kill the heroes. BUT. I'm not a slave, I'm an employee. Or your stuck with him." Sho explained.
"Would that be so bad?" CM asked. Suddenly Grimm fell over and cracked his skull.
"Alright, fair enough. But, I'm your boss. If you piss me off your fired. AKA dead. Got it?" CM asked
"Fine, whatever. [sub]I'll kill you soon anyways...[/sub]" Sho mumbled under his breath
"What was that!?" CM asked
"Hm? Oh, I was asking where we were. And why we're here. So, got any answers?"
"Uh-huh...." Sho mumbled. "Where are we anyway?"
"Well my dear slave-" CM began as Sho cut him off.
"Yea, no. Names Sho, I can't kill you but I can kill me. Than your out of employees." Sho explained.
"HA! You wouldn't I'd just use your friend over there!" CM replied pointing to Grimm.
"GRIMM!? You would use GRIMM!? HA! I want to kill myself just to see that!" Sho laughed. "Now, I will work for you to kill the heroes. BUT. I'm not a slave, I'm an employee. Or your stuck with him." Sho explained.
"Would that be so bad?" CM asked. Suddenly Grimm fell over and cracked his skull.
"Alright, fair enough. But, I'm your boss. If you piss me off your fired. AKA dead. Got it?" CM asked
"Fine, whatever. [sub]I'll kill you soon anyways...[/sub]" Sho mumbled under his breath
"What was that!?" CM asked
"Hm? Oh, I was asking where we were. And why we're here. So, got any answers?"
Alright you reeled me in. You better be going somewhere with this.
Suddenly, Sidoh's eyes became red, and he became white-hot. "Here goes the DIVINE RAEG!!!" Sidoh then burst into flames, and conversely, caused Mancules to turn into ashes.
LATER . . .
Sidoh and the crew looked at the grave of Mancules. "Well," Said Sidoh, "At least we know that he'll be resurrected by Multi-Kill." Sidoh took a look at the town map. "Let's go to the Town Hall and cause some trouble!"
5 MINUTES LATER . . .
Multi-Kill yawned and stood up. "So, what'd I miss?"
LATER . . .
Sidoh and the crew looked at the grave of Mancules. "Well," Said Sidoh, "At least we know that he'll be resurrected by Multi-Kill." Sidoh took a look at the town map. "Let's go to the Town Hall and cause some trouble!"
5 MINUTES LATER . . .
Multi-Kill yawned and stood up. "So, what'd I miss?"
AT THE TOWN HALL . . .
Sidoh kicked in the door of the Town Hall, 'Saber ablazing. "Take this, you alienoid assholes!" Sidoh heard no noise behind him. He turned around to see that no one was following him. Damn, they all went their own way. Oh well. Sidoh then used his glowy Saber Stick to slash through a few dozen aliens, when eventually, he found the apparent mayor of the town.
He slashed it's little green-gray skinned fucking head off.
Sidoh kicked in the door of the Town Hall, 'Saber ablazing. "Take this, you alienoid assholes!" Sidoh heard no noise behind him. He turned around to see that no one was following him. Damn, they all went their own way. Oh well. Sidoh then used his glowy Saber Stick to slash through a few dozen aliens, when eventually, he found the apparent mayor of the town.
He slashed it's little green-gray skinned fucking head off.
"WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?" Sho asked "You have yet to explain anything. All I know is... Maddawg signed a contract somehow giving you my soul. So, care to explain what your planning/ after? I bet you don't even know what you're planning. So, fill me in or... Uhhh.... I'll..." Sho was lost for ideas. He couldn't beat a contract. Unless... "Did Maddawg sign a yellow dog clause?"
"A what?" CM asked.
"Good. If you don't tell me what the fuck is going on, I'm going to initiate a union strike. Since there was never a signed yellow dog clause, you can't stop me from doing so. Unless we were in Arizona. Which is blown up. So, if you don't tell me what's going on I'm going to go on strike." Sho said triumphantly.
"A what?" CM asked.
"Good. If you don't tell me what the fuck is going on, I'm going to initiate a union strike. Since there was never a signed yellow dog clause, you can't stop me from doing so. Unless we were in Arizona. Which is blown up. So, if you don't tell me what's going on I'm going to go on strike." Sho said triumphantly.