The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[ajb924]

"Your commanding me... T know where someone is? So, basically, you could walk up to me and say 'I command you to know how to convert mass into space' and I would know it? This defies LOGIC." Sho said. CM glared. "Fine, lets IGNORE the plothole, that's new." Sho said sarcastically. CM had Sho punch himself in the face. "Dick. There in heaven. Or something like that. Well, they were anyway."

 

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[Sam G]

"Hey, 'Zmo." Sam called out to his friend. Orgazmo wearily dragged himself off the pile of broken crap. "I know as of late we've been going through a rough patch, what with my shooting you in the nuts, and then doing your mom-" He high-fived a passing alien, then punched its head off with a knuckleduster. "As I was saying, even though I totally did your mom-" He high-fived Glenrath, who had been following them for a while. "Despite all that, and by "all that" I mean the time when I DID YOUR MOM-" He high-fived Odin, whom GOD had assigned to keep watch on them from a safe distance. "Anyway, I still think of you as one of my closest friends, and I hope you can forgive me for DOOOIIINGGG YOOUUUUURRR MOOOOOOMMMM." Death the Kid dropped from the sky in an attempt to murder Sam, and he spun around and high-fived him before kicking him back into space.

 

[SpaceSpork]

Sidoh thought for a moment. "Everyone, I have a present to give you." The aliens surrounding him looked at him curiously. Sidoh punched one of the aliens. "It's called a punch. And the best thing about it is that you can use it again-" Punch. "And again-" Punch. "And again-" Punch. Etc., etc. Finally, Sidoh reached the back of the line, where he and Sam met up, both running away from the angry alien swarm. "Hey, Sam." "Yeah, Sid?" "The UFO was parked somewhere near here. Wanna go back to heaven, and leave all these saps to their own devices?" "Oh, sure." Said Sam, as he and Sidoh hopped into said UFO.

 

[SpaceSpork]

Sidoh and Sam fell out of their exploded UFO, and broke the glass of the apparent City Greenhouse. Sidoh grabbed his 'Saber off of his belt, and ignited it. "Well, Sammy mah boy, I think this is our homebase."

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: User Group

As some of you may know, the AA has it's own user group. Now some of you may have attempted to enter the user group only to find that the door is locked and you have to wait out in the cold until an Admin decides to let you in and then you two start argueing about how he left you out there. I mean goddamn man, I was sitting out there for twenty minutes and it's belowing freezing! You couldn't wait five minutes before going to the wieght room downstairs? Goddamn-......Wait? What was I doing? Oh yeah the User Group. Basically yesterday I invited someone who has only been with us a short time into the group while some of us have been here for about a month and I kinda feelt that is fair.

In short: If you want into the user group, send me a message and I will let you in. Sorry for the interuption. *Leaves the thread* Wait I forgot my Keys. *Pulls on the handle to only realize it's locked* You gotta be freaking kidding me.

 

[SpaceSpork]

At that point, Sidoh decided to get the fuck off of this hellhole of a planet. But how? He knew how. Or did he? He did. He then grabbed Sam and Gazmo, and used his wings to fly up to the area where Xandmine and the pterodactyl. "Let's go somewhere." Said Sidoh. Xandmine pulled the reins of the pterodactyl, and the gang flew off into space.

 

[Sam G]

"Aaaw, hell no!" Sam yelled back. "I've had it up to here with you aliens and your death-rays and your over-protectiveness! I mean, don't you think your daughters are old enough to make decisions like that for themselves?"
"They're eleven!" The king called.
Sam turned to Orgazmo. "What's wrong with you, man?" He sighed and pulled a kwan dao out of his bag. "'Zmo, you're one of the best friends I have. Even though you're a registered sex offender and you attempted to explode my gonads a moment ago-" He held up a broken mirror. "Oldest trick in the book of things you really shouldn't fall for. You only destroyed the mirror's testicles. Anyway, I hope to win back your friendship in any way I can. So I'm going to fix this for you." Sam jumped into the air, grabbed the floating king and impaled him on the kwan dao, then dropped back to the ground, landing so that the point of the spear drove clean through the king. Then Sam pulled a large glass ball out of his bag. "Get in." Orgazmo and Sidoh obediently stepped into the orb, and Sam raised it over his head and tossed it into the stratosphere. He leapt after the ball containing his friends, landed on it and pulled a nuclear warhead out of his bag. "Hasta la vista, bitches!" Sam tossed the warhead at the alien planet, destroying it and creating shockwaves that propelled the ball towards wherever the hell Ram and that lot were.

 

[SpaceSpork]

"Sh*$," Said Sidoh, "That was awesome!" Orgazmo looked into Sidoh's eyes for the first time.
And he fell in gay, gay, gay love.
"Uh . . . Gazmo? Why are you looking at me like that?"

 

[Sam G]

"Hmm..." Sam responded to Xandmine's original offer. "Sounds like fun. On the other hand," Sam sprung off the roof of the pod and landed in a vertical crouching position with both feet on Xandmine. He started punching him repeatedly, whilst yelling "Mudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamuda".